Name: Just AJ. . (Yes I am a girl. It's a nickname. :)And NO I AM NOT SOME SORT OF CROSSDRESSER/ GAY PERSON ) IF you are smart enough, you would've found my name out already. Or not.

Other names: King of the Rice People (DON'T ask...) Amers. Ze Ebil Wabbit.

Other "statistics": Confidential... -_- Well, depending on what you want to know, I might tell you if you ask. -COUGH-

Likes: Mint hot cocoa, fried bannanas with pinacolada ice cream, mint chocolate ice cream, mint chocolate, and dried mangos. That's about it for "foods" though. :) Well, I also like making fun of character from books... and criticizing friends... :) -sweat drop- erhahaha... I like reading too. Whether it's novel or manga... :P Oh, and freaking my dear slave, A lice, out is too, very amusing. And she isn't freaked out by ordinary ways... You just need to bring up certain topics... -COUGH Hentai COUGH- or something about the Bayside Preforming Arts Theater and Mrs. Mary Bitini Blank. (WAHAHA!!! I'm laughing the minute Alice reads this. She's probably running downstairs screaming and pulling her hair out if she's reading this the current second...)

Dislikes: A LOT of "stuffs" (OMG my teacher would kill me if she read this profile-COUGH Ms. McIntyre COUGH-) Stuck up, snobby, popular people. Umm... well... I don't like overpriced items, but I don't really know anyone who does. It's just that some people don't really realize it. I mean, who would spend like $30 on a paper thin shirt? Honestly... -stares at a certain friend-

Life Plan: Go to Japan for college as a foreign exchange student. I shall also surpass my brother in video gaming, and make Alice my eternal slave. But that's just a simple goal... -COUGH COUGH- World corruption would be nice too.. -shifty eyes- It would be cool to travel to Taiwan or S. Korea sometime during my life too... sigh but that would be a lot of money. Oh, and Ellen... Alice is MY slave. She serves me and me ONLY. Right Al? -glare- You know what would happen if you disobey me... -pokes-

Fav. Mangas: Shaman King, Naruto, One Piece, D.N.Angel, and Full Metal Alchemist, Death Note, and Ouran High School Host Club. Some okay mangas would be Fruits Basket... x3

Fav. Quotes:

"But make no mistake... I have never decieved you... nor have I wavered. I was merely taken a bit off guard."- Tao Yuan, Shaman King vol. 9

"If Honey- sempai showed 100 of his power in public, then our country would be accused of hiding weapons of mass destruction."- Kaoru and Hikaru, Ouran ep. 15 (I think.)

"Iruka is more like a gay brother than a father."- random YouTube person.

"Orochimaru can't 'molest' Sasuke because molesting would imply that Sasuke didn't want it to happen, when in fact, he probably does. _-"- LordAkira

"You're hella skinny! You're like a STICK! What about you? If I'm a stick, then you're a TOOTHPICK." Amy Kee and Yue.

"Kind people should just go on living in their kind world."- Rin from Fruba

"You have the right to remain silent! Everything you say will be mis-quoted and used against you."- some neopets user.

"If your enemy wrongs you buy each of his children a drum."- old chinese proverb

"It's never too late to procrastinate!"

"If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?" -??

"Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefor study to be evil."

"I'm well traveled... actually my mind just wanders."

"They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, i think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people."

"Hold on; my train of thought just hit a cow." (me. definitely.)

"There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amout of explosives." -?

"People are alot like slinkies; basically useless but it's fun to watch them fall down stairs." -?

"Don't make me angry; i'm running out of places to hide the bodies." -?

"Sometimes people build walls not to keep other people away but to see who cares enough to tear them down." -?

"A black hole is meerly where god divided by zero."

"I will never die, this is because Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid that I will take over."

"It is not enough to succede; others must fail." (Pretty much the life guidelines i live by.)

"I'm generous, i haven't tortured you. . . yet."-? (Pretty much me and Al... x3)

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"- ?

"Always forgive your enemys; Nothing annoys them so much."-Oscar Wildie

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask 'Where have i gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me 'This is going to take more than one night'" -Charlie Brown

"Do what Americans do best... SUE THE BASTARDS!"- Alexander Yoshiba and Utaka

"Amrit, I know a game you'd be good at... It's called RL. It stands for real life."- Patrick

"I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back."

"Half the people you know are below average."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain."

"All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend,... but she left me before we met."

"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"

" If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."

"Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now."

"I intend to live forever... so far, so good."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

"Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?"

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up."

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film."

- When you make your phone message on your recorder, don't leave any instructions about what to do after the "beep."

- Tell a joke, leave out the punch line and then laugh hysterically.

- Put helium gas in her asthma inhaler.

- Change the aisle/ floor configuration at the local Walmart Store.

Swith the hot and cold knobs on his/her shower.

- Substitute an electric razor for her computer mouse.

- Move your lips but don't have any sound come out of your mouth.

- Replace the brake pedal in his pickup with a whoopy cushion.

- Turn the batteries around in his/her TV remote.

Note: Some of the quotes were innocently borrowed -COUGH stolen COUGH- from gaaras-pandachan101's profile. BTW, I do not permit use of ANY MORE OF THESE QUOTES!!!! -COUGH Leslie Alice Ellen COUGH-