Ichigo is married to Orihime but he isn't able to fully perform for her. Falling into depression he goes to see a Doctor about the issue and finds he has no problem performing for the sexy Dr Hitsugaya. Toshiro/Ichigo pairing with Ichigo/Orihime implied.

(Thanks, StillWatersAreDeep, for the title change.) After a potions accident, the submissive 5th through 7th years find themselves pregnant. Once they know who 'fathered' the babies, Dumbledore states that they have to be resorted and move in with their partners. What happens when the Ministry finds out? Drarry, Dumble/Ginny bashing! Complete! Sorry about how I ended the story...

What will become of Ichigo when he realises that the sexy boss he works for bats for his team? Will it end in heartbreak or will Ichigo get his way with the man in charge? Toshiro x Ichigo Yaoi (Rated M for mature sexual themes in later chapters)