My AO3 account name is bi_swan_trash. I tend to cross post, but not everything is cross posted.

This is a homophobia free zone

My fandoms include: NCIS, OUAT, and Warehouse 13.

One of my role models HAS to be the singer, Julie Andrews. She's amazing and I love her songs, especially "The Sound of Music" and "Mary Poppins".

I'm a huge queer and have many queer ships, though not all of my stories involve queer ships, though. There are also some couples that I firmly believe to be polysexual (bi/pan/etc).

My ships:

Harry Potter- Tonks/Lupin, Luna/Neville, Harry/Ginny (Hinny), Ron/Hermione (Romione), Draco/Hermione (Dramione)

NCIS- Tony/Ziva (Tiva), Abby/Ziva (Zabby), Jenny/Gibbs (Jibbs), Jeanne/Tony (Teanne), Abby/McGee (McAbby), Delilah/McGee (McLilah)

Once Upon a Time- Regina/Emma (Swan Queen), Rumple/Belle (Rumbelle), Emma/Neal (Swanfire), Mulan/Aurora (Sleeping Warrior), Ruby/Belle (Red Beauty)

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode multiple times and never get tired of it

2. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

3. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

4.You have started using military references. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

5.The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

6. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

7.You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

8.You find yourself saying 'Ya think?' when someone says something obvious.

9.You use the term Hinky and sneeky people

10. You tell people you can kill them with a paperclip in 18 ways

11. You can scare people by just staring at them

12. You start saying 'on your six' and 'on it boss'

13. You spend a lot of time reading/writing NCIS FanFiction

14. Your favourite car is a mustang or mini copper

15. You hope you do knife throwing in the future

16. Want a gun and knifes in your job

17. Want to be in law enforcement or army

18. Can quote scenes

19. You do your school art board on office romance

20. You learn Hebrew

21. You are excited when you find out your name is Hebrew

22. When someone starts talking about NCIS you take over and rant about everything and all the information on characters and episodes

23. You start to use your gut to tell you things

24. You find yourself playing with knives

25. You become a movie addict and start qouting movies

26. You try make your clothes look like Ziva's

27. You want to vist Israel

28. You yell 'Fedaral Agents' at people

29. You buy all the DVD collections of NCIS

30. You favorite male name is Anthony

31. You find yourself doing things like adding 'you know you're obsessed with NCIS when' to your profile

32. YOU'RE SUPER ANGRY THAT NCIS KEEPS LOSING ALL OF ITS WOMEN!!!

Twilight is not about Vampires and Werewolves, it will always be the day that Kate died.

When people ask me if I've seen Twilight, I say, "Yeah, several times!" They ask if I've READ it, and I say, "You know, I've heard there's a book but I didn't think they were connected. I should look into it, I LOVE Twilight!" When they say they love it too, I start talking about it. "I mean, the way Kate dies at the end? TOTALLY shocking. And so sad! Getting killed mid-sentence like that... And the look on Tony's face-" When they cut me off and ask what Twilight I'm talking about, I say "The NCIS season two finale of course! What Twilight are YOU talking about? Oh, that series with sparkly vampires, right? You know, Tony has a fear of vampires..." Copy and paste this into your profile if your Twilight came out in 2005!