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Joined 04-14-09, id: 1901330, Profile Updated: 02-19-12
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Fundamental facts about me:

~My name is Natasha.
~I will not tell you how old I am unless you become a very dear friend of mine.
~I live in Canada.
~Yes, that means I live in an igloo and I ride a polar bear to school every day.
~I'm an extreme introvert ~I like to read and write fantasy and romance.
~Computers make up too much of my daily life.

Random facts that you don't care to know about me:

~I like chocolate cake and blueberries.
~I like any kind of ice cream that has chocolate and/or nuts in it.
~I once baked two batches of cookies and a batch of muffins, and within a weekend my friend and I ate every single one of them.
~My pajamas are painfully mismatched right now.
~I always wear my hair in braids.
~I'm a health nut.
~Some people think I'm modest, but I only pretend to be.
~I like watching thunderstorms.
~I own a Criss Angel tank top.
~I named my favourite climbing tree "Claire"
~I think the most beautiful sight in the world is a battered, handwritten, proofread piece of paper with doodles in the margins and corrections every which way.
~I like monarch butterflies and tigers.
~I also like the colours orange, purple, blue, green, and black.
~I think I was a dog in a past life.

This is just somewhere I tell people about things for the fanfics I may or may not be writing.

If you review my stories and you tell me to keep writing, I will. If you tell me to stop writing, this story is horrible, DO NOT continue, well that's just too bad for you. Cause if I start a story, then dag nabbit I'm gonna finish it.

If you have any constructive critisicsm, I'll read it, that's for sure, but don't take it for granted that I'll listen because I have a very high view of myself and I don't necessarily like it when people try to correct me.

Oh yes, and I will read ALL of my reviews and thank people that review first and disclaim and all o' that junk too.

So, yeah. Hope you enjoy the fics I may or may not write.

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Febreze by Lady Andares reviews
This is what happens when the Culens go to Hogwarts. Also Voldemort gets reincarnated as a leperchaun
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,211 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009
The Legend of Zelda: Big Brother House by Pokemistress reviews
Yes folks, The Legend of Zelda cast takes on their biggest challenge yet: Big Brother's House. And what's more, YOU get to vote on who gets the boot! Hilarity ensues, I promise. Read intro for more info.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,013 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
The Odd One Out by Exeterra reviews
When a new fairy is born into Pixie Hollow, everyone is very exited. But there is something very odd about this fairy...Read to find out! based on the movie and the book, so i have more characters OCx...?
Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
The Gift by Exeterra reviews
This is a bit of an x-over of most types of media...anyway. Emily is new in the town of Stouffville, and she meets some strange people. But when she starts seeing things she knows can't be true... Special thanks to my friend Natasha for co-writing this. :
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009
A Fresh Start by Exeterra reviews
When Julia's family drag her off on their hiking trip in the jungle of Nule, she gets left behind. She is found by a freindly elephant named Horton, who wants to help her. but how? And why can she understan him? Is she supposed to talk to animals?
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009
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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse in a Nutshell reviews
Primarily written to poke fun at Twilight in general. Best read while imagining chibi-sized versions of Edward and Bella speaking in really fast, childlike voices. One-shot. Hope you enjoy and leave comments! CAUTION: SPOILERS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Saga: New Moon in a Nutshell reviews
Sequel to "Twilight in a Nutshell." Primarily written to poke fun at Twilight in general. Best read while imagining chibi-sized versions of Edward and Bella speaking in really fast, childlike voices. One-shot. Hope you enjoy and leave comments! CAUTION: SPOILERS ish .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Saga: Twilight in a Nutshell reviews
Primarily written to poke fun at Twilight in general. Minor swearing. Best read while imagining chibi-sized versions of Edward and Bella speaking in really fast, childlike voices. One-shot. Hope you enjoy and leave comments! CAUTION: SPOILERS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete