Hello fellow carbon-based ape descendents! I'm Firelle Nym (it's my taken name), though my nicknames are Loomy, Fur, Crystal or Mew.

I love reading, laughing, listening to music, making lists and being on the computer. I like playing video games, watching TV, making AMVs, drawing, spriting and writing (ooh, rhyme).

If you want to request anything - sprites, AMVs, stories - I might give it a shot. Be warned: I'm entirely unreliable at finishing things before I want to do something else.

I have accounts on YouTube, DeviantART, Neopets, MSN, Skulduggery Forums, Facebook and Bebo. Please ask for them if you want to know, but (in advance) I won't join other sites - sorry.

Interests:

TV/Movies:

Pokemon, Merlin, Big Bang Theory, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, Monty Python, Pirates of the Caribbean, Simpsons, Secret Saturdays, Spongebob Squarepants, Friends, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, QI, Top Gear, Peep Show, Deadly 60, Horrible Histories, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV show), Fawlty Towers, comedy panel shows, Inbetweeners, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Night at the Museum, Shrek, Disney, Pixar, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Lucky Star.

Books:

Skulduggery Pleasant, Power of Five, Chronicles of Narnia, Roald Dahl, Harry Potter, Inkheart, Inheritance Cycle, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hunger Games, Companions Quartet, Alex Rider, Warrior Cats, Soul Eater, Fruits Basket

Music:

Florence + The Machine, Fall Out Boy, 30 Seconds to Mars, Mumford & Sons, Kings of Leon, Linkin Park, All-American Rejects, ABBA, Razorlight, Queen, Scissor Sisters, Mika, Eminem, Coldplay, Black Eyed Peas

Favourite Couples:

Pokemon: Ash/Misty/Gary: In the way I like Ash/Misty, Gary/Misty and Gary/Ash, rather than them all together. I don't have much reason for it; I just like the characters.
Celebi/Mew: Has to be the cutest shipping ever. Mew has to be a girl, though. I can't accept her as a boy!
Black/N, Black/White, Black/Kcalb, Bel/Cheren, N/Pod, White/Bel, Ingo/Emmett, Arti/Black: Blame Black Adventures.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Fletcher/Valkyrie: Liked them since the rooftop scene. They're just...nice :3
China/Tanith: Hell, besides being the hottest couple ever, they're also pretty good opposites. China's elegant, Tanith's sexy, China's uncaring, Tanith regretted sending those Cleavers to die...
Scapegrace/Thrasher: C'moooon they're so good together ;D

Merlin: Arthur/Merlin: They make each other whole, they are constantly saving each other's lives, they're each other's destinies, the cast ship them! The list goes on!
Gwaine/Merlin: It's so pleasing, and if Arthur wasn't in the picture this would definitely be my ship.

Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione: Can't spell Hermione without Ron.
Snape/Lily: Oh, my God, that was the saddest thing in the last film... I just cried so much.

Friends: Chandler/Monica: They've made it through everything and have come out on top of it all!
Joey/Rachel: I'm afraid I get a bit sick of on-and-off couples, and Joey was really sweet when he was in love.

Others: Perry/Jordan (Scrubs): I love these two. Just so unique and brilliant.
Minami/Yutaka (Lucky Star): N'aw, these two are so cute and canon!
Howard/Raj (Big Bang Theory): Adorkable and practically a couple.
Nicholas/Danny (Hot Fuzz): Of course.
Kyo/Tohru (Fruits Basket): Love!
Yami Bakura/Marik (Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged): My favourite characters, not-so-ambiguously gay. What could be better?
Joey/Mai (Yu-Gi-Oh): It's been a long time since I watched the anime without it being through the abridged series, but these two were my OTP.
Stein/Medusa (Soul Eater): Nicely horrific couple.
Jedediah/Octavius: I only watch the films for these two!

A NOTE ON SHIPPINGS/COUPLES: I am a multi-shipper, in the way I like any couples unless I've specified I don't. A good fanfic or video can convince me to like pretty much any couple!

Quotes:

"I may be sophisticated, charming, suave and debonair. But I have never claimed to be civilised." Skulduggery Pleasant; Skulduggery Pleasant: The Faceless Ones

I-I-I-I can't explain a thing
I-I-I want everything
To change and stay the same on top
Doesn't care about anyone or anything
Now, come together, come apart
Only get lonely when you read the charts
[...] I-I'm a mascot for what you've become
And I-I-I love the mayhem more than the love. Fall Out Boy; (Coffee's For Closers). Really rings true to me.

Yeah, I'm a selfish bastard, but at least I'm not alone. 30 Seconds to Mars; Was it a Dream? Ditto.

"There'd be banana hammocks everywhere!" JD; Scrubs

"Shot my first turkey today. Scared the shit out of everybody in the frozen food section though. But it was awesome." Failbook

The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate. Douglas Adams; The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"I've no intention of going back there. And, for once, I'm not lying to you." Merlin Emrys; Merlin

"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" Dennis; Monty Python & the Holy Grail

"The grass is green and my hair is in my face." My friend, E. Avoiding using her full name - if it says E again, it's a quote by this friend.

Oblivious. Beautiful. Moronic. Irresistible. Innocent. Yami Bakura thinking about Marik; Marik & Bakura Go to Censored Town. Thiefshipping...~

"Wear a jacket."
"You wear a jacket." John Watson & Sherlock Holmes. I cannot get enough of these lame comebacks.

"I never could get the hang of Thursdays." Arthur Dent; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Me? Oh, I'm not doing anything weird like watching you from a safe distance." N Harmonia; Black Adventures

"No offense Yugi, you're a great duelist and all, but your buddy there couldn't duel his way out of a paper bag."
"That does it! No one talks about my friend Tristan that way!" Seto Kaiba & Joey Wheeler; Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

[Dumbledore] looks a little smug by now, I notice, and I wonder how a wizard who is rarely ever proud of his amazing magical talent can be so proud of his goddamn spice tea. Harry Potter; Wand Cores

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" French Person; Monty Python & the Holy Grail

"I have feelings. Nerves. I have nerve endings. You can touch, and I feel. Uh...what?" Toby Turner; Lazyvlogs

Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Douglas Adams; Life, the Universe and Everything

"Doors are for people with no imagination." Skulduggery Pleasant; Skulduggery Pleasant

"You got me a cardboard square as well! Oh, thank you, Lewis!"
"You're very welcome!"
"I always wanted a cardboard square!" Santa Claus & Lewis Xephos; Christmas Advent Calendar

In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. Douglas Adams; The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

"Midknight," Bakura's voice was hoarse, like he'd just been socked in the gut, "with a K...?"
"Yeah...?" Marik was visibly stunned. "Wow, Bakura, you're really good at hearing silent letters. Maybe that's your mutant power! We'd better keep quiet about this, or Magneto might..." Yami Bakura & Marik Ishtar; Midknight at the Oasis

I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song. Fall Out Boy; Sugar, We're Going Down

(While underground and digging to the surface) "I can feel the sunlight now, coming in from above, from outside. Everything's getting lighter. I can almost feel it on my face."
"It's nighttime." Lewis Xephos & Hannah Lomadia; Sunshine of Israpony

"You obviously got out of the wrong side of the table. *laughing* The wrong side of the bed, but you slept on the table, so. *chuckles*" Merlin Emrys; Merlin. God, I love him so much.

"Just woke up from the worst nightmare ever! Ugh... I want to scuba my brain.
"*scrub* my brain, not "scuba." Danny this nightmare continues...
"*DAMN* not Danny... duck you spell correct!
"I give up." Failbook

When the rich wage war it's the poor who die. Linkin Park; Hands Held High

Unlike most ants, the Argentine type don't die when you spray them with common pesticide. In fact, and I know this is hard to believe, they do the opposite. They live even harder. Daniel O'Brien; Cracked.com

"I don't know the first or second thing about electricity." Toby Turner; Lazyvlogs

"NO." he muttered loudly. Draco Malfoy; My Immortal

"We go this way usually sometimes." My friend, D. This is the same thing as I've done with E.

"I wonder if he's thought of legally changing his name to 'Convicted Death Eater Lucius Malfoy'," she mused. Ginny Weasley; Bond

(Picture of a slutty-looking girl with a bin in the picture)
"I see your garbage."
"*You're" Failbook

"The Christmas lights? A very small, kind of, not very popular celebrity [lights them]. We'll just have you do it instead."

You need to boil a small sea creature alive just to hear it scream. That's you. (In this hypothetical, you are a sociopath.) Jeff Hanula; Cracked.com

"Ahahahaha! You son of a bitch!" Lewis Xephos & Simon Honeydew; Christmas Advent Calendar

No more dreaming of the dead as if death itself was undone
No more calling like a crow for a boy, for a body in the garden. Florence + The Machine; Blinding

"Longbottom," Snape said imperiously. "I see Professor Sprout's confidence in your abilities is sadly misplaced. Or perhaps she failed to accurately describe to you the fine distinction between making plants grow and making them implode. Severus Snape; Bond

"She's bad. She broke our winning streak."
"And my legs." Adam & Apple; Black Adventures

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. Douglas Adams; Last Chance to See

I'm terrible at maths and refuse to do it, but if my calculations are correct, by 2021, six out of ten people will be ants. Daniel O'Brien; Cracked.com

"It feels like I ate a huge pile of salt!" Marik complained. "And then washed it down with a bottle of salt water! And then had a salt cake for dessert!" Marik Ishtar; Marik & Bakura Go to the Censored Town

"I misshear things a lot."
"You miss Sir Lancelot?" Me & E

"Me, I'm a dishonest man. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest." Jack Sparrow; Pirates of the Caribbean

Well, I need a fresh arm I can slice off, or cut off
I guess that I get this way
[...] What's the problem, dear? Are you feeling unloved?
That's what I was most afraid of. Envy Corps; Rooftops. Such a bittersweet song.

[After kissing Harry] "I . . ." he said as Potter's eyes cleared and widened. Draco's hand groped the ground blindly and his fingers wrapped around something hard. He picked it up and showed it to Potter. "Twig," Draco said after affirming that he was indeed holding a twig in his hand. Draco Malfoy; (Don't) Kiss a Sleeping Lion. He goes on to say he removed it from Harry's hair, but it's more amusing without that part.

"Listen, you French fuck--"
"Please. I am Belgian." Boss & Phillipe Loren; Saints Row: The Third

"Hmm. I do owe you one," Potter said, then, when Draco raised an eyebrow at him, added, "For the current twigless state of my hair." Harry Potter; (Don't) Kiss a Sleeping Lion

Over the decades, the zombie film has become a cherished American institution. We love the moaning bastards so much that their rotting insides may as well be apple pie filling.
(Warning: Do not eat zombie insides, no matter how delicious. You will become a zombie.) Michael Swaim; Cracked.com

"I like to have conversations with myself when no one else wants to talk to me
"Um Karly that's really unhealthy
"No it isn't fuck you" Failbook

"I want to have his adopted children." Wallace Wells; Scott Pilgrim Vs the World

"What's three times more dangerous than war?"
"Three wars."
"It's work."
"Does that include soldiers?" Stephen Fry, Jimmy Carr & Alan Davies; QI

"Here's that video you got, 500."
"...300." My mum and me

"That's the Puerto Rican in him."
"Now you're just making words up." Cheren & N Harmonia; Black Adventures

"You need to use the L word."
"...lesbian?"
"The other L word."
"...lesbians?" Scott Pilgrim & Wallace Wells; Scott Pilgrim Vs the World

"Roses are grey
Violets are grey
ROFL I'm a dog." Failbook

If [Harry] hadn't once told me of his Muggle-born friend and her incredible academic genius, I would have probably ended up asking what a "Hermione" is and where I can buy one. Tom Riddle; Wand Cores

My girlfriend said OneRepublic suck!!
Now she's single
Just kidding xD
She's dead blind392; YouTube comment. I adore this band so much.

Argentine ants can't swim and until the scientific community validates my theory that they've been quietly fashioning jet-packs out of berries and tree roots, they can't fly either. Daniel O'Brien; Cracked.com

Draco tried to yell his originally planned "What the fuck are you doing in my bed, Potter?" accusation, and to his credit, he did manage to say both fuck and Potter, but he feared that this did not convey his intentions well. Draco Malfoy; Who Shagged Harry Potter?

"Just because your truth isn't the true truth, doesn't mean there is no truth, Ruth."
"That's easy for you to say."
"It's really not." Graeme Willy & Ruth Buggs; Paul

[In the Young Men's Anti-Christian Association] "My lack of God!" A character; Monty Python's Flying Circus

R.I.P Megaupload. Let us have 72 minutes of silence, followed by a 30-minute waiting period before we can continue our mourning. Failbook

"It's all of the rage... It's most of the rage... It's some of the rage!" Toby Turner; Lazyvlogs

"Pip pip, cheerio, Harry Potter!" Randy Hickey; My Name Is Earl

"Okay, since when did this show become AMAZING?" Yugi Motou; Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

"From the makers of Texas Chainsaw Massacre...comes Swindon Lawnmower Kafuffle!" Russell Howard; Mock the Week

"There...there's a sheep in there, Lewis. D'you think that's one of the cultists of Israphel? Look, there! OH MY GOD IT'S AN EVIL CULTIST!" Simon Honeydew; Shadow of Israphel

Night has always pushed up day
You must know life to see decay. Mumford & Sons; After the Storm

Russian roulette is not the same without a gun, but since we're dubbed by 4Kids, we must make do without one Joey Wheeler; Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

"Cool story - bro - I'm the bro. Cool story, self!" Toby Turner; Lazyvlogs

"*sobbing* Omnomnom *sobbing*" Simon Honeydew; Shadow of Israphel

"It's too coincidental to be a coincidence!" D

"Shall we do a blood test, just to be sure?"
"Well, that sounds sensible."
"Nigel, start licking his shirt!"
"...But clearly isn't." Man & Viking; Horrible Histories

"I'm coming over here because he's talking out loud." Me, because I am a genius

"Fucking hate it when your ice cream gets blown off the window sill and some dick steals it, properly ruined my night!"
"Fucking love it when I'm walking home and suddenly magic free ice cream appears out of nowhere... Properly made my night!" Failbook

"Take a left at the hmmenahmmenay, what? Take a left, right, turn around, hummenay, what? Hnanana, poetry, Hemingway!" Toby Turner; Lazyvlogs

"She's so mysterious, yet equally as sexy as me. And she has this control over me, but I never feel like she's controlling me. You know?"
Bakura played idly with the Ring against his shirt. "I know." Marik Ishtar & Yami Bakura; Midknight at the Oasis. Just...awwwwwwwwwww.

"Find a woman! Leave the pastries alone!" Frankie Boyle; Mock the Week

"You're a mad...axe-wielding, scuba diver, helmet-wearing...maniac." Lewis Xephos; Mod Spotlight

"Is my hairstyle legal?" Toby Turner; Lazyvlogs

It's simply a depiction of an Obama who has collapsed on the floor in mid-snack, his skin turning blue from oxygen deprivation, his soft drink and banana having landed near his head. He was also just about to mail something.
To add insult to injury, as the man lay gasping on the floor, a snail has stolen his watch. Robin Barr; Cracked.com

"If your status updates are composed primarily of periods, I may just hate you."
"Permian, Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous, Paleogene." Failbook

"Well if you don't think I'm a nosy bastard, why did you write that in your diary?!" Frankie Boyle; Mock the Week

It was difficult to make out, unlike Bakura's dream which had been both well-lit and involved more than enough making out. LittleKuriboh; Marik & Bakura Go to Censored Town

"Instead, you can buy us a goat. That's the-the thing to take away from this video."
"Takeaway goat! It's delicious, Lewis!" Santa Claus & Lewis Xephos; Christmas Advent Calendar

"And then Legolas said 'ok'." themanwithoutabody; legolas by laura

And now I'm picturing Martin Scorsese having sex with Jennifer Connelly...Why do I keep doing that?!
"Is something wrong?"
"I AM EXTREMELY AROUSED." Yugi Mouto & Ushio; Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

"So, it was all a dream!"
"No, dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell." Mr Pither & his mother; Monty Python's Flying Circus

"How would you describe the way that [Tobuscus] talks?"
"Like Jesus or God." Camera man person & Zak; Kids React To

"Bel's nice. Look, you can collect seashells with her. And Cheren...well, Bel's nice. Hang out with Bel." Black; Black Adventures

"Why did you not dodge, you glorious, you exquisite, you magnificent idiot?" I want to question him accusingly with warm tears running down my eyes, and kiss him and take him into my arms and mourn upon his fallen body until earth ends and the sun goes forever dark. "How pathetic. I thought you would have at least dodged that one." I mutter instead, my voice full of hateful venom, full of scorn, derision, mockery and contempt.
"I could have. But I love you." he says with this astounding simplicity of his, this incomparable matter-of-factness, and his beautiful lips contort into a smile so bittersweet, so heartbreaking that I feel myself shattering into a thousand pieces. And his eyes are not hard anymore; they are gentle, and caring, and so miraculously warm that I can almost feel it spread inside me.
Suddenly the grief, the pain, THE FUCKING GRIEF is so strong, so shockingly commanding, that it floods the void shell that is Voldemort, wrecking everything, filling everything, dominating everything, breaking all the shackles and the prisons and the convenient little departments inside this damaged mind. Tom Riddle is released, and he pushes forward, taking over the disgusting ruin that is this deplorable, disfigured, immortal body, fuelled with love and pain and endless desperation.
And so I kneel next him, my green man, and I take his head against my chest as tenderly as this slithery, monstrous body can allow me.
"I love you too, damnit." I whisper gently, and it sounds like a little prayer. It is too late, of course. The only beating heart within miles, is my own wicked, worthless, wretched bundle of flesh. Tom Riddle; Wand Cores. I know it's long, but it's so, so gloriously wonderful and terrible.

By day 10 or so, your brain will say, "Fuck! FINE, we'll do it your way." Joe DB; Cracked.com

"My boyfriend is just like a trampoline (heart)...I don't have a trampoline." Failbook. I love these guys that appear to be a cliched idiot at first and then brilliance.

[About crack pairings] There are official couples and there are couples drawn from more-or-less subjective subtext, and then there are pairings that make you go "HOOBA JOOBA WHAAAA?!" TV Tropes

The man who would be king
Goes to the desert, the same war his dad rehearsed
Came back with flags on coffins, and said "We won, oh we won" Fall Out Boy; 20 Dollar Nose Bleed

"I will lick you." Toby Turner; Cute Win Fail

She frankly had better things to do than worry about the end of the universe. China Sorrows; Shadows and Bones

"Voce fala portugues? (Do you speak Portuguese?)"
"Yes, but only in English." The Art of Trolling/Cleverbot

"Marik, you are gay."
"I am extremely happy, yes."
"Gay. Homosexual. You find men attractive."
"I am extremely happy, yes." Yami Bakura & Marik Ishtar; Midknight at the Oasis

"Only a heathen would bring a gun to a swordfight."
"And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight." Baron Vengeous & Skulduggery Pleasant; Skulduggery Pleasant: Playing With Fire

"Do you want to know about how the myth of vampires came about? Someone dug up a grave - excuse me, this is important!" My Science teacher

"If sex with three people is a threesome and sex with two people is a twosome, I can see why they call you handsome." Failbook

Draco×goblet, which comes from a line in the first book after the Slytherins supposedly won the House Cup, "A storm of cheering and stamping broke out from the Slytherin table. Harry could see Draco Malfoy banging his goblet on the table. It was a sickening sight." Obvious intentional misinterpretation of "banging" produced the pairing. TV Tropes

"I asked you a question in character. Therefore you must respond in character."
"What the bloody hell is my character?"
"A...gay elephant...called...Johnathan." Marik Ishtar & Yami Bakura; Concrete Giraffes

"Knife. Gun. KNIFEGUN!" Solid Snake; Let's Destroy the Shagohod

"It is in Paris, right? Minecon?"
"I...I don't think so, mate."
"Shit. I think we might be in the wrong city, man."
"What're we gonna do?"
"...Eiffel Tower!" Lewis Xephos & Simon Honeydew; Minecon

"You are not even fourteen yet. And you need a reason to eat ice-cream? I don't need one, and I am twenty-five." Harry Potter; Wand Cores

"Why've you got stew in your hair?"
"*Souding like he's pointing out something obvious* Well, because he was reading." Sir Leon & Merlin Emrys; Merlin

"If I'm gay, then may God strike me dead - OH MY GOD PLEASE GOD DON'T KILL ME PLEASE. See, totally straight." Marik Ishtar; Marik Plays Bloodlines

"Saints Row Three: A lot like shooting goats." Simon Honeydew; Saints Row the Third 3

The ants will agree to protect that insect from predators and that insect, in turn, will provide sugar for the ants. Which, yes, is sort of like how we milk cows, but is also almost exactly how the mafia works. Daniel O'Brien; Cracked.com

"I don't normally do these types of things, but this was actually pretty fun. Such gibberish!
TYPE YOUR NAME: Aaron
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: aazrooln
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: aaasrfoinh b
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how potent that part may be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him." Failbook

Father would likely be owling him soon, with a politely worded request to please explain why the remains of their ancestors had just exploded all over their family crypt. And he would tell Father, and then Father would explode too. And maybe that would keep Draco awake for five whole minutes. Draco Malfoy; Bond

"It's terrible to say this, but...you don't say a lot in this."
"What?"
"Well, you don't say a lot."
"Fuck you, I won a Bafta." Graham Norton & Martin Freeman; The Graham Norton Show

"Wireless-...fireless." Chris Addison; Dave's One Night Stand

"You know I think you're really cute."
"Hey, you wanna go out some time?"
"I meant as a friend, Yugi!"
"Oh, um, okay. Sorry."
"But I do love you."
"Really?"
"As a friend, Yugi."
"Oh...alright..."
"Let's have sex later, okay?"
"Huh?"
"AS FRIENDS, YUGI, GEEZ. SUCH A PERVERT." Tea Gardner & Yugi Mouto; Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

"Wow, now that was a Facebook post-worthy dinner - delicious baby!
"You ate a baby for dinner?!" Failbook