Hey, I'm mainly going to write stories about different anime although i will write some stuff maybe about books and other tv shows. I'm gonna write stories soon, when i have time, too much homework!!

Nickname: You guys may call me Wrath, yes me and my friends have homunculus nicknames at school. And do you know what's funny, whenever i take those character quizzes, but for homunculi, i always get Wrath (no i don't cheat)...how ironic.

Here are some of my favourite animes:

Fullmetal Alchemist
Ouran High school Host Club
Chrono Crusade
Yu-Gi-Oh and Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Naruto
D.N.Angel
Orphen
Fruits Basket
Bakugan
Azumanga Daioh
Bleach
Shakugan no Shana
Elemental Gelade
Lucky Star
ef- A Tale of Memories
Death Note
Code Geass
xxxHolic
Tsubasa Chronicle
Air
wow there's a lot more, would take me ages...

Anime movies
Laputa Castle in the Sky
Howl's Moving Castle
The Cat Returns
Spirited Away
Tales From Eathsea
The Gilr Who Leapt Through Time (this is REALLY good i suggest you watch it. Go now!)

Current obssesion: Fullmetal Alchemist and Invader Zim (yes i know thats not an anime)

Aww, I finished FMA!! Well not Brotherhood and the movie but the first series!! Yay I'm gonna try and buy the movie. Sorry i haven't updated in a while.

Oh yeah, i have a FMA poll, take please!!

Here are my favourite characters.
FMA: Ed!! and Al and Maes Hughes!!
Ouran: Tamaki, Kaoru, Haruhi and Honey!
Chrono Crusade: Chrono!!
YGO: Joey and Bakura
GX: Syrus, (yay i love him!) Atticus, (that was my nickname at school) Jaden, ( i always get him in those 'what character are you?' quizzes) Jesse (love his accent) and Adrian (dude i put brackets after everyone's names!)
Naruto: Naruto, Shikamru, Kiba and Akamaru, Sasuke and Lee coz of his eyebrows
D.N.Angel: Daisuke/Dark and Tekeshi Saehara
Orphen: Orphen and Volken
Fruits Basket/Furuba: Kyo, (yay 4 kyo and kitties!) Momiji, Tohru, Arisa Uotani, Ayame, Shigure and Yuki
Bakugan: Dan (yep thats it)
Azumanga Daioh: Tomo!! And Yukari!
Bleach: Right now it's Kon!!1 Haha 1 and Renji is funny!
Shakugan no Shana: Well I haven't seen much but i like Yuji and Marco coz he's crazy and Margery!!
Elemental Gelade: Again I haven't seen much but i like Cou and Cisqua so far.
Lucky Star: Konata!
ef- AToM- don't have one yet, but i think Renji (yay two Renjis) is cool, same with Kei.
Death Note - Hands down it's L!! Wooo! Go L!
Code Geass - Haven't watched much, but Lelouch is such a weird name!!
xxxHolic - Watanuki! he's cool
Tsubasa - Fai!! And Mokona!! And Sayoran!
Air - Yukito (ramen! lol!), Haruko Kamio, Misuzu Kamio, yay Vic and Luci are two of my favourite voice actors!!

Oh yeah i also like Doctor Who but the new series.

Well, a litle bit about my self... I'm hyper, hyper, HYPER!! Random, random, RANDOM!!

If you hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls aswell!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile!
(dude i am such a klutz ask any of my friends, my record is tripping up 9-10 times in a week!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile!

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a Pirate!)

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

If you can't beat them, run for your life. If they catch you, pretend to be dead!

Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is free!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "Eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

Here are some funny things i found, read them, they're funny!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

101 things to do at WalMart (or any store coz there aren't any WalMart where i live) - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP (i think this means toilet paper) as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7up commercial.

100. Sing 'Girlfriend' very loudly, particularly in front of old people. Emphasise all swear words and watch the looks on their faces.

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.

YAY here are some quotes from stuff i like:

Fruits Basket

Ayame: what do you think Yuki? Has this helped you understand your older brother?
Yuki: I think you should leave.
Tohru: Oh no the gap!
Aya: Well then i'll have to do better, did i tell you about the time i kidnapped the school mascot?
Yuki: No i really think you should leave.

Shigure: Despite what he said, Tohru is very cute, in a sweet way.
Hatori: For some reason when you say that it reeks of something illegal.

Shigure: Well I'm off! Take good care of Yuki while I'm gone
Tohru: OK! And thankyou sooo much! It's so nice of him to do this. Shigure can be so selfless sometimes. He's always thinking about others. (italics mean thoughts)
Shigure: High school girls! High school girls! All for me! high school girls!

Girl1: Hey check it out, that guy over there is like unbelievably hot!
Girl2: Yeah i wonder what he's got going on he looks like he's on his way to a raid or something!
G1: Your right! He looks like a total (i didn't catch what she said)..
G2: Let's go talk to him! A cool guy like that, I'll bet we can have some fun!
Haru pulls on googles and gloves and hops on to his bike (which happens to be a bicycle with a basket not a motorbike) and pedals off
Haru: Ring ring!

Kyo: How the hell did you get in here?!
Ayame: Come now Kyo, is it so difficult to figure out? If your brain were working you'd know i came in through the door naturally.

Full Metal Alchemist

Edward: You wanna start something with me?
Russell: No, I don't wanna fight with you, Ed, so why don't you turn around and go home? And leave us to take care of things around here.
Edward: That's not the way you beg somebody to do something! pointing to ground On your knees! pause; points to ground repeatedly I said get down on the ground!
Russell: What, so we can see eye to eye? Surely you must be used to people looking down on you!

Mustang: You can't say I didn't try to protect the kid, but I'll dutifully obey my orders. At least until I become Fuhrer and every one of them is obeying me.
Hawkeye: Be more discrete about those declarations sir, some would call them treason.
Havoc: She's right, chief, it's a presumptuous thing to say, you got a death wish or something?
Mustang: That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true. And when I'm Fuhrer, there'll be changes... That day, all female officers will be required to wear- TINY MINISKIRTS!! (Hawkeye sighs, Havoc gets a nosebleed)
Havoc: grabs his leg You're a miracle Mustang! I'll follow you the rest of my life!
Mustang: Yes!

Edward: Well, here we are. sighs
Alphonse: What's the matter? Edward: What do you think is the matter? Once again I'll have to listen to Colonel Sarcasm tell me how I screwed up. Mustang impersonation Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees there, chief! points Huh? Ed? Where'd you run off to? looks around Oh right, there you are, I couldn't see you behind my paperwork, seeing as how your so short and all. Ha ha ha! slumps Yeah, I know, we're already here so I might as well get the verbal abuse over with.

Mustang:(Ed is hiding from his flame attack in the crowd) Well I guess I can't torch you all. (Raising his vioce) This is hard he's such a small target. Edward: Who are you calling- (Mustang blows up the area around Ed) Mustang: If your opponent is of cholric temper seek to irritate and never fall for an enemy's taunts (surveys the destruction and injuries to other soliders caused by his flame attack) Okay, maybe I overdid it.

Hawkeye: Please, Colonel, don't take it out on the phone.

Barry the Chopper/Number 66: Then who cares where you came from! I know your weakness now! You better beg for mercy, your life belongs to me. If I destroy the blood seal on your armor then you die! "
Alphonse: The same goes for you, right?
Barry the Chopper/Number 66: Auughh! But, I still have the advantage, you rotten beast! You don't know where my blood seal is!
Alphonse: You don't know where my seal is either.
Barry the Chopper/Number 66: ARGGHHH! Grrrghhh! Then I'll just chop you up until I find it! And you can't do that since you don't have a knife!
Alphonse: sighs Why do I have to get the crazy one..?

Scar: Alphonse Elric. Earlier, I did sense something. Tears that cannot be seen...but felt. Those tears were...human.

Izumi: Everything that lives, has to die. That’s the nature of the world, and when the body returns to the soil, flowers will be nourished and bloom. The soul impacts other souls and lives on in other hearts. Everything in this world flows, circulates. That goes for human lives aswell.

Izumi: The basis strength of a transmutation circle is the nature of the shape itself. The circle represents the circulation of power. By drawing it, that power can be evoked. By understanding the ciculation of power and the laws that govern it, you can harness it for yourself. And one who works within this system of flow to create new things, that is the true alchemist. The world, all of us, follow the motion of a great current. Every living beings death is part of that flow, and reviving them would disrupt it. We musn’t do that.

Ed: We talked about what would happen if we died here, remember?
Al: Yeah, a lot of people would be sad.
Ed: That’s a subjective opinion. But look at it objectively. If I died, the world would continue to move along if nothing had happened.
Al: Because you’re just a small part of it. Ow!
Ed: Don’t call me small!..But when the small part, in this case me, dies, the body remains.
Al: Water, carbon, ammonia, lime, phosphorus, salt, saltpetre, sulphur, magnesium, florin, iron and aluminium, right?
Ed: Right, the body’s only a combination of those simple elements, nothing more. We’re destined to be decomposed by bacteria, become nutrients for plants. Then you follow the process further, those plants nourish herbivores.
Al: And those herbivores nourish carnivores. Even others like us. And though we lose awareness, our lives keep moving through the system.
Ed: I’m sorry (stabs rabbit)
Ed: The great flow that maintains the universe. Call it the cycle of life. The course of nature. Each of us is just a small part of that current. One in the all. Yet without all the individual ones, the all can’t exist. This world flows by following grander laws we can’t even imagine. To recognise that flow and work within it, decompose and recreate.
Both (Ed and Al): That… is alchemy.

Roy: ...It's...It's going to rain today...
Riza: Yes...

Roy: You know, years ago, I had a theory on human transmutation. After all we've seen, I was actually trying to remember it now.

Izumi: You helped bring a new life into this world, and that's an invaluable experience.
Ed: Naw... we just ran around, screaming our heads off, thinking she was gonna die.

(YGO/GX)

Bakura: "Check his pulse Yugi!" (lol i love it when he says that)

Joey and Yugi:

Yugi: "Uh Joey i don't think your supposed to cook the candy bars",
Joey: "Back off i know what I'm doing"

Chazz: "Drop me losers, I'm not one of you!" (to a group of Slifers when they pick him up)

Chazz(again): "Presenting, the dweeb, in its natural habitat." (about Jaden, Syrus and Sarge)

Guess who it is...Chazz!: "Ok three men, one lady and Syrus!"

Chazz: Sure you would slacker, then you'd probably take down Yugi and Kaiba too (in a lesson where Prof Banner teaches them about Abidos the Third)
Jaden: You think? Well thanks! I had no idea that you believed in me so much Chazz!
Chazz: It's sarcasm! Got that!
Jaden: Well sure, but if you wanna change your name chazz, you could do a lot better than Sarcasm

Jaden in Neospace:

Neo Spacian Aqua Dolphin: "You see, Jaden, in the universe there is a balance. Light and Dark. Fire and Water."
Jaden: "Like fries and ketchup?"
NSAD: "Yes, like fries and ketchup."

Bastion and Syrus:

"Time to get your yellow on! Ready?"
"Uh... that only works when Jaden says it."
"Alright fine."

Alexis: Guys, we're looking for our friend not a hampster!

Syrus: I've got one word for you Sarge, Shower, it actually gets you clean!
Sarge: Oh yeah? Well you talk in your sleep, and for your information, i showered last week!
Sy: Well next time stand under the water!

Jaden: Well it looks like you were wrong, remember you said i was a puppet but it looks like your the dummy, right Neos? (Neos nods) Get it? Puppet, dummy?
Syrus: Oh yeah good one Jay!
Aster: THe jokes not funny if you have to explain it!

Bleach

Rukia explains to Ichigo about the two kinds of spirits)
Rukia: Any questions so far?
Ichigo: I have one. Why do your drawings suck so bad?

Ichigo: Alright, so you're something called a Soul Reaper.
Rukia: Mm hm. (at the same time nods her head yes)
Ichigo: And you're telling me that you were sent here on a mision by something called the Soul Society.
Rukia: Mm hm. (at the same time nods her head yes)
Ichigo: To deal with demons like the one we saw on the street today...
Rukia: Mm hm. (at the same time nods her head yes)
Ichigo: ...which was chasing after that girl's soul.
Rukia: Mm hm.(at the same time nods her head yes)
Ichigo: That's all believable to me (gets angry) ...ALONG WITH FLYING PIGS AND THE TOOTH FAIRY! (at the same time a small table is seen flying)

Ichigo: Do you know why the older brother is born first? It's to protect the little brothers and sisters who come after him.

Other anime

(Orphen Revenge)
Cleao: Have you noticed that people here run away when they see Orphen's face?
Majic: Believe me, I've told him he needs to take more care with his apperance.
Cleao: So I was right, it is Orphen's fault, because he insists on dressing like a homeless person.
Majic: And he has kinda...crazy eyes.
Cleao: And a coarse way of speaking that alarms strangers. And a very angry aura.
Majic: I'll bet they thought he was a murderer or a rapist or something.

(Azumanga Daioh)

Tomo: Sakaki, your breast are 8 cm bigger than mine, so move back 8 cm.

And theres a lot more but i'll update later

(Shakugan no Shana)

Marco: So that's who it is! It's that pervert with the doll fetish!

(Negima)

Akyaka: (after Asuna called her a blockhead) Blockhead? Seriously, what are you 5?
Asuna: No that's your IQ score moron!

Other lines that i like:

From Invader Zim

Gir: I saw a squirrel! It was going like this!

Gir: I wanna be a mongoose!

Zim: Ok G.I.R, our mission begins now. Let us rain some doom down upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies.
Gir: I'm gonna sing the doom song now, doom doom do doom doom doom ect
6 months later
Gir: Doom doom doom ect
Zim: Gir, would you please stop singing...
Gir: Doomie doom doom ect
Computer thing: something Warning, planet ahead.
Zim: Gir we're here, we're finally here!
Gir: Doom doom doom, the end.. Ooh whats that?!

Gir: Yes..Wait a minute no.

Gir: Meow! (when disguised as a dog)

Zim:But, invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!

Gir: GIR, reporting for duty.
Zim: GIR? What does the G stand for?
Gir: I don't know. pauses, then begins screaming and hitting himself

Zim: How could you not know?! I just upgraded your guidance system!
Gir: Oh. I left that at home.
Zim: You left what at home?
GIR: The guidy chippy thingy.
Zim: You! Why would you do that?!
GIR: To make room for the cupcake!

From 'Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac' by Gabrielle Zevin

"You forget it all anyway. First, you forget everything you learned-the dates of the hay-herran treaty and the Pythagorean Theorem. You especially forget everything you didn't really learn, but just memorized the night before. You forget the names of all but one or two of your teachers, and eventually you'll forget those, too. you forget your junior year class schedule and where you used to sit and our best friend's home phone number and the lyrics to that song you must have played a million times. For me, it was something by Simon and Garfunkel. Who knows what it will be for you? And eventually, but slowly, oh so slowly, you forget your humiliations-even the ones that seemed indelible just fade away. You forget who was cool and who was not, who was pretty, smart, athletic, and not. Who went to a good college, who threw the best parties. Who could get you pot. You forget all of them. Even the ones you said you loved, and even the ones you actually did. They’re they last ones to go. And then once you've forgotten enough, you love someone else."

“Someday,” he said, “We’ll run into each other again, I know it. Maybe I’ll be older and smarter and just plain better. If that happens, that’s when I’ll deserve you, Naomi. But now, at this moment, you can’t hook your boat onto mine, ‘cause I’m liable to sink us both.”

And other ones.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME! LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand cookies!! (my friend at school says that)

Also 'When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it'

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

For the first half of our childhood parent encourage us to walk and talk, but for the second they just tell us to sit down and shut up

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

"The rain is wet, that my observation for the day" (i say that)

"Dude your creatures are laaaammmee, just like you, you..lamo." (Spy kids 2)(me and my friend at school laugh sooo much at that!)

Life is like a coin, you can spend it any way you wish, but you only get to spend it once.

AND HERE ARE THE LYRICS TO THE CHARLIE THE UNICORN 'BANANA KING SONG'!! (don't ask why i put this here)

Charlie, you look quite down
With your big fat eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue always in distress
I know what can wash that sad away
All you have to do is

Put a banana in your ear
A banana in my ear?
Put a ripe banana
Right into your favorite ear
It's true
Says who?
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disapear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear

Put a banana in your ear
I'd rather keep my ear clear
You'll never be happy if you live your life in fear
It's true
Says you
So true
And it's in the skies are right and clear
Oh every day of every year
There's sunshine bright on this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your ear
Oh of course he bursts into flames! '

Bye bye!!