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Joined 07-02-11, id: 3038215, Profile Updated: 09-25-11
Author has written 2 stories for Teen Titans, and Kingdom Hearts.

k so you obviously clicked on my profile for some reason

I would just like to say

I LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!

name- you can call me JOC

Gender-im a girl (though im jot sure)

Location- well Im not sure firstIi took a left at the skeleton than another left at the unicorn and a right at the tree with all the lights and the star on top. Do you know. Hmmmm?!?!?! Wait is that a Yaoi hater and a knife in my hand. Well I think Im OBVIOUSLY in heaven 8D

my profile name is because I have alwys been scared of THEM (hisssssss) and i couldnt come up with a name.

fav pairings kingdom hearts

Akuroku

Akudemy

Dexion

RikuSo

Soroku (its just grown on me)

Seiner (i use my jedi powers on you... support it)

(='.'=) SUPPORT THE BUNNY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO (")_(")

Let me get this straight... If Kairi gets Sora and Roxas gets Namine, what happens to Riku and Axel? Let me get this gay... If Sora gets Riku, Kairi gets Namine and Roxas gets Axel... I support Yaoi and Yuri because everyone wins! XD

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this =D

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Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile!!!!

Number your 12 fave video game characters (In no order) and answer the a

questions!

1-Roxas

2-Sora

3-Cloud

4-Zexion

5-Axel

6-Riku

7-Xion

8-Saix

9-Larxene

10-Lexaeus

11-Leon

12-Demyx

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No and i don't want to. IT WOULD BE WIERD!!!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Zexy's Sexy nom nom nom

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Demyx got Saix PREGNANT. Demyx would prolably be killed by Xemnas

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

yes a good horror

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

HELL YES RIKU AND SORA NOMNOMNOM

6) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Cloud and Lexaeus, two who bask in silents open up

7) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Roxas and Saix hopefully not but some people are crazy

8) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Sora, Zexion and Axel???? i would kill them. It would be nice though ;)

9) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Roxas/Riku/Demyx! May include Horror, Fluff and Angst all at the same time!!!!

10) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two

umm

Lexaeus: How about i show you how you should really use the keyblade

Sora: giggle

sweatdrop*

11) Cuter couple? five/nine or ten/twelve?

are you serious larxene and riku or lexaeus and Demyx??? Nothing with larxene can be cute

12)What would six say if they saw eight and three kissing?

Saix and Cloud kiss

Riku- WHAT THE #%*%#* IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORLD IS MAD!!!!!!!!!!!

13)How would you feel if eleven died?

Leon died. Maybe I should comfort Cloud *wink* but I would be sad as no more Cleon would occur

14) Which is a more disturbing pairing? one/four or one/seven?

Roxas and Zexion or Roxas and Xion. You tell me

15)Would eight ever want to kill five?

Saix want to kill Axel??? Is this a trick question?!?!?

16)Would four or nine be sad if twelve got run over by a car?

Zexion or larxene. Larxene would cry from laughing at zexion who would become more Emo I woud kill the driver!!!! They took away DEMDEM THEY DIE!!!!!

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1- Axel

2- Demyx

3- Larxene

4- roxas

5- Xemnas

6- Saix

7- Marluxia

8- Xaldin

9- Luxord

10- Xigbar

11- Vexen

12- Zexion

13- Lexaeus

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

Marluxia and Roxas? Angsty humor

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Larxene and Xigbar. please

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Demyx and Luxord NO

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Axel and Vexen.

Xemnas- Okay enough on with kingdom hearts kingdom hearts KINGDOM HEARTS

Xigbar- (he wouldn't say anything brcause he would be laughing to hard)

Xaldin-( I have no idea)

Lexaeus- (he would just raise an eyebrow)

Zexion- (continue being evil towards Vexen)

saix- (would threaten Axel)

Demyx- Did NOT see that one coming

luxord- fancy a game of cards between the new couple

marluxia- How could you Vexen I thought you loved ME

Larxene- HAHAHAHA

Roxas-(kills Vexen) thats for taking my man

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Xaldin and Lexaeus or Xemnas and Saix? theres a reason he is called Saix Puppy ;)

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Definatly up there Zex

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

Would Roxas be happy if Vexen and Xaldin got together. he would be scared

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Larxene and Demyx. Electric Tides

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Axel/Xigbar no and never want to

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Xemnas and Lexaeus? you all know the answer

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Saix and Luxord???????

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

THE PAIN THE PAIN

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Vexen/Roxas. Light can shine through even the thickest ice

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Zexion and Marluxia. Demyx would cry while Marluxia would die a horilbe death at the hands of Vexen and the poor baby would be made into an experiment. Than all would be happy cause Dexion would occur :D

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Demyx/Axel/Xaldin All but one element into the pot to make a sandwidch

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

What would Xemnas say at Larxene and zexions wedding? X(

Xemans- I would hope that this will not stop the two from helping create Kingdom Heartzzzzzzzzzz(haha he got electricuted! )

random quotes from me and my friends

me- im the prime minister of australia

lizzie- no i am

stacey- no am the predater

lizzie and me- DX... HAHAHAHAHA

me - (randomly chews finger)

stacey- god josie your a carnival

everyone- *giggle*

me- you know what guys i think im gonna be i psychiatist

Stacey- sure come on kids your not screwed up enough lets go see Auntie Josie

IN the holidays

Me- I here by coronise myself of the Queen of England

at school

Lizzy- so what did you guys do in the holidays

Me- Well i was on fanfic a lot and not much else. Oh and i coronised myself as the Queen of England

Adam (my bro)- did you hear that Hugh Jackman is now on WWE

me- *gets up and wallks away*

Adam- were are you going

Me- to America (i live in Australia)

Adam- why

me- Im a pissed off fan girl. what do you think im doing

Adam- going to Disney land

Me- exactly

Lizzy- *about excursion over seas i want to go on* so why do you want me to come

Me- Emily and I need someone to bail us

Lizzy- why

Me- im planning on stealing Disney Land with my mary poppins bag.

Lizzy- sure ill see if I can go

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Loving Enemies by FinalFallenFantasy reviews
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The Hunger by Beansxx reviews
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All Things Considered by Xerxies19 reviews
Things get out of hand when a jealous and obsessive Squall starts hitting on Hayner to attract Seifer's attention. A little dark, some OoCness on Squall's part, and fluffy. Oneshot, based in the Lifeline universe. Story idea credit goes to sexypancake.
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Make them stop reviews
Hayner is going crazy and pushing people away but Seifer won't leave. warnings inside. yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hayner, Seifer - Complete
MADNESS! reviews
the titans have there chat room hacked after only a couple of miutes. madness insues and this has no plat at all. and im not sue if gonna make it multi chaptered
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