So you've magically come across my page and as you can't go back on your personal timeline you can not change that fact. Now that you're here you might as well explore and hope the odds are ever in your favor.

Anyway WELCOME to my page. It's beautiful isn't it?

I love to read, no shit sherlock! Why else would I have a FanFiction!

My all time favorite book is 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.' #ForeverPotterhead

The best pairing's in the world are cannon. CANNON IS LAW.HoweverLuna and Neville belong together. As I'm on the topic of pairing's I guess I should say I LOVE HermioneDraco, HermioneFred, HermioneGeorge, HermioneSeverus, LilySeverus, LilySirius, LavanderRon, GinnyDraco, DracoHarry and GeorgeFred.

Oh and SiriusOC IS THE BEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE!

I hate Harmione.

"Oh, you think Harry and Hermione belong together?" GO THROW YOURSELF OF A CLIFF!

If you bash any Harry Potter character (with the exception of Peter Pettigrew and Dolores Umbridge -BURN IN HELL BITCHES) I will bash your head against the wall.

My favorite film is, OF COURSE, 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2'OR 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.' Where it began and where it ended.

Ended doesn't mean it's over though. It will never end, it's a phenomenal that has graced a whole generation of children and some fortunate adults.

I'm a Potterhead, until the end. Always.

I'm actually in love with Doctor Who.

ROSEDOCTOR=PERFECTION

NOT bashing or anything but I HATE RiverDoctor partially because Rose is the one for the Doctor and their relationship was more real for me.

Every time I watch Doomsday I cry. Every time. EVERY TIME. EVERY FUCKING TIME!

The only other Doctor Who romantic pairing's I have an opinion on are DonnaJack (I love that shit) and MarthaDoctor. I hate that bitch.

So I've only watched the first Hunger Games but I'd love to read them but every library near me hasn't got a copy. EVERY. SINGLE. LIBRARY. WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?!

Yeah, but loving KatnissPeeta. Peeniss.

Finally there is Twilight. I'm just going to say it:

Twilight is shit.

The book's are shit.

The film's are shit.

Twilight is shit.

Now, I know what you guys are all thinking: 'LET THE HATE BEGIN!' But before you start on your bashing rampage I would like it known I HAVE read the books. I HAVE watched the films. And I DID used to love it but I had an epiphany. Anyway: COMMENCE WITH YOUR HATE!

For those darling's that aren't giving me hate right now I'll tell you my favorite pairings.

I hate EdwardBella. In fact I hate all of the one's with the Cullen's in it - although I do love the family itself I have yet to find a FanFiction where I enjoy the plot and the Cullen's are written correctly as it is mostly done by hormonal teenage girls who 'rite lyk dis.'

You're probably thinking 'so she pretty much hates Twilight?' No. I ADORE FanFic's set on the Reservation. LA PUSH IS DA BOMB! Imprinting stories are good but some people don't grasp the concept.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HUMANITY?!?

Renesmee (or whatever her name is) isn't a good pairing when paired with Jacob. I'm sorry: PEDOPHILE ALERT!

JacobOC are amazing. I love them. Purely because 9 times out of 10 they are humans which actually makes it relate-able because I would TOTALLY let Jacob in my pants.

Oh, I do love Crossover's.

Doctor WhoHarry Potter=so much awesomeness, not enough space.

TwilightHarry Potter. I know you're all thinking 'WHAT?!' or 'this bitch is crazy.' I'm in love with JacobHermione and Jacob(wizard) OC'.

Yeah...I'm weird...

ENJOY YOUR FANFICTION BROWSING.