You Know Your Obsessed Over Transformers If You:

1. You nickname yourself after your favorite mech and or femme.- My friends nickname me Jazz sonetimes

2. You think that Darth Vader is a pussy and megatron is the true lord of the sith.- Yes

3. You squeal uncontrollably when you see any of the cars from transformers; no matter what generation.- Yes

4. You cuss as badly as ratchet, or ironhide, the Chevy twins, or the Lamborghini twins.- Im as bad as ratchet abd ironhide put together

5. You have perfected your evil sunstreaker or megatron laugh.- Nope

6. When you leave home you shout "ROLL OUT!" Or "DECEPTICONS MOBILIZE!"- Roll out!

7. You hear any song on the radio and you immediately think of a transformer.- Yes

8. Whenever you hear an explosion you immediately run outside screaming "Wheeljack!"- Yep

9. You tell your physics teacher that he/she is full of it and that the transformers have proven it is possible to travel faster than the speed of light.- If i was in physics i would

10. You look at Barney and think about armada megatron quickly followed by the thought "megatron I have lost what little respect I had for you." - Never seen Tf-Armada and who's Barney?

11. While all the other children obsessed over their yu-gi-oh and Pokémon you were still obsessing over the newest transformers toy.- Always

12. You're a girl and when you mother gave you a Barbie you immediately set it on fire and demanded a transformer instead. - Tried setting all of my dolls i got given on fire but i wasnt allowed TT

13. You cried when starscream died in armada.- Again what is armada and maybe if he was good

14. You give every yellow Lamborghini a very large berth.- Don't have a car

15. You have an irrational fear of black and white Saleen mustangs.- I don't like barricade、he scares me but i love prowl.

16. You think that the police motto 'To Punish and Enslave.' Is more fitting than 'To Protect and Serve.'- Oh hell no. Prowl all the way

17. You start school wide allegiances and stage a full scale battle over control over the school lunch rotunda.- what?

18. You're a boy and you thought that G.I Joe could go die in a hole and that transformers was so much cooler.- im a girl and transformers rule over everything else

19. You would gladly kill anyone who told you that harry potter was better than transformers.- Maybe

20. Your friends often call you as vain as tracks or worse Sunstreaker- Not me but one of my friends are

21. Your pranking record is almost as extensive as sideswipes or skywarps. - I have pranked many people but not as many as sideswipe

22. You often picture somebody you hate being run over by your favorite autobot/decepticon. - I see my worst enemies being run over by all the jazz's and all the prowl's ever created

23. You can accurately quote all the movies word for word.- Kinda

24. You become angry when someone misquotes the transformers.- Kinda

25. You no longer cuss in your native language you cuss in cybertronian.- I never swear in english

26. When your friends have been pranked by you they scream "LAMBORGHINI TWINS!" instead of your names.- Nope

27. You became severely depressed when jazz was ripped in half. - Yep. Why micheal bay、Why?! Jazz is my favourite.

28. You cried when optimus died in the 1986 movie and in the 2009 movie.- Yep

29. You get in to accidents on the off chance ratchet or first aid will pick you up.- nope

30. Your friends all have transformers designations and ranks.- Yep.

31. Whoever has the designations optimus prime and megatron in your little group are the leaders and you follow them without question.- Im the leader in my group though.

32. You can never look at a boom box the same way ever again.- Yep. I always think of blaster or Soundwave.

33. You do your college thesis on why Wheeljacks inventions always explode or where optimus's trailer goes when he transforms.- When i go to college i might

34. You shudder at the thought of optimus or for that matter any of the older mechs saying "all the shorties in the house say YEAH!".- What?

35. This also goes for "it's so hot today I saw a squirrel rubbing sun block on his nuts!".

- Also what?

36. You pull a sunstreaker when someone messes up your hair.- Yep

37. Therapy is useless and your transformers delusions agree with you.- Yep

38. The mach 5 race car has nothing on Blurr.- Whats a mach 5 race car?

39. You think gundam is stupid and transformers always will be better.- Yep

40. You send IDW angry letters for killing sunstreaker off repeatedly.- If i could i would

41. Remote controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.- Yep

42. You go to Hoover dam monthly to make sure megatron is safely under all those layers of ice.- If i could go i would

43. When you don't know your own National anthem, but can sing the Transformers theme without a second thought.- Yep

44.When your walking around you make Transforming noises.- Sometimes

45.your 21st birthday arrives and your only party plans are to see the next Transformer movie.- Im a preteen. I have a about 8 years to go

46. You make a shrine for your fave transformer.- Yep

47.When you see people as machines and not people.- Yep

48.you've got some sort of Transformers tattoo on your body.- Never getting a tattoo

49.if you eat icecubes and pretend they are energon cubes. - sometimes

50.you make an autobot insignia out of 1/4" engraved aluminum for your car. - I dont have a car.

51.When your kids are named Ravage, Lazerbeak, Frenzy Ratbat

and/or When dropping your kids off at school you shout "Ravage, Lazerbeak, Frenzy Ratbat...Eject, eject, eject, eject. - im too young

52.when you enter a cafe and order energon.- So going to try this

53.when you get bored and shout out cyberkey power to see what will happen.- Whats a Cyberkey

54.when you and your friend think you can powerlinx so you run at each other and try and transform but end up geting mangle. - Once

55.when you by a big rig paint it red, put autobots symbols on it and put a optimus prime voice changer hooked up to the horn system so when you talk people think the truck is optimus prime.- Maybe when im older

56.when u part with freinds by saying till all are one.- Yep but i hace my own motto

57.when you buy a new car and ask the seller to see the bot mode.- If i was old enough i might

58.when your sitting in class and your cell phone rings and all the people around you including the teacher stop and look at you because your phone is playing the Transformers theme song. - Yep

59.When you see your mother dressed with a red sweater and a pair of dark blue trousers, immediately you think at Optimus Prime.- Yep

60. Same thing if a few days later she's dressed with a (mainly) yellow sweater and black trousers; the only one difference is that now she reminds you Bumblebee.- Yep

61. Then your crush is expanded to Ratchet, Jazz, Ironhide, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, etc. . . Until your crush don't include practically every character.- My autobot crushes are jazz and prowl

62. You start to join "clubs", and sites, and forums about Transformers.- Yep

63. You read a whatever word while you're reading a book, or doing some crosswords scheme, and your frst thought is: "Not bad for a mecha/femme. . ." And here it born a brand new OC.- Yep

64. You watched the '07 movie more than 5 times.- Only twice

65. Whenever you watch the '07 movie, you do a comparison with the G1 style (or whatever serie you watched before it), and then you wonder why Bay made all the robots so. . . So. . . Heck, you can't even find a word to describe it!- Yep

66. Whenever you watch the Jazz-man's death scene you jump on your chair, no matter how many times you already seen that.- Always me

67. In the worst cases, you grabs your TV (or PC monitor) and crying you shouts: "Why, Michael? WHYYYY?!" Until your parents aren't forced to shove you off the TV and tie you up to the chair till the end of the movie.- Definitely. Unless i can find micheal bay、I rip up my pillows and picture them as him.

68. You wonder why Bumblebee ('07 movie) hasn't begun to speak as he touched the AllSpark cube, since that thing has been able to literally regenerate Frenzy. . . - Yep

69. When you watch the "Animated" serie, you wonder why the heck Optimus doesn't always wear his own mask like in the other, previous series.- Yep

70. You start to collect EVERYTHING related with Transformers, and your actual "collection" included really everything: DVDs, Comics, Books, T-Shirts, Action figures. . . And even a couple of folders! - Yep

71. When you know about someone who gets something you know you will NEVER find where you live. . . Well, saying "You start to heavily spaz" it's not enough yet.- Yep

72. But let's say that all your town can hear your scream! - Yep

72. One day, you suddenly go into a "cheerleader mode", and you jump and dance around shouting: "I scream, you scream, they all scream for STARSCREAM!". - Nope. Never Will

73. When one of your parents ask you to do something for them, you salute them and say them, with a monotone voice: "As you command, Lord Megatron.". - I only do this with prowl or optimus prime instead

74. You start to wonder what your car/bike/"whatever-vehicle-you-have" alt-mode could be. . .

74. And you start to wonder if it could be Decepticon or Autobot as well.

75. Since lately you sadly realise that your car is just a mere one, you stick on it a sticker saying "Warning: this car is a Decepticon -or Autobot, as you prefer-" to make it cooler. (I think I could be able to do it. . . 3)

76. You name your own computer "Teletraan I".

77. You name your own house "The Ark".

78. Before a snowball fight with your friends, you shout: "Decepticons, ATTACK!"

79. When you're into your Science class, inside the school lab, you start to wonder what it happens if you mix the greenish fluid with the pinkish one. . . And you try it, before your teacher could stop you, blowing your whole school up. (Ok ok. . . Let's say you almost blow it up X'D)

80. You secretly wish that your own medic could be Ratchet.

81. When you don't get something, you say "That's illogical" and/or you go into a sort of stasis lock.

82. When something is wrong, you say "Ah! See? I KNEW there was a trouble!"

83. Your parents ask you to wake your little brother/sister up, you go into his/her bedroom and instead of the usual, friendly "Wake up, you moron." you say him/her: "Transform. . . And roll out!" pointing the opened door with your forefinger, into a "heroic pose".

84. You try to "transform" into a whatever vehicle, but all what you get is a trip to the hospital, because some of your bones made a "crack!" and now you're stuck into a not-comfortable position. . .

85. While into a chatroom, you use some messages such "Transform and roll for the exit!", or "Input/Output Error. Sanity 0%. Warning! System overload eminent! Transform and crash for the exit!" instead of the normal ones. (by CMOArcher)

86. Once you said "I can't wait to get my hands on some warm energon." and your mother gave you a weird look.

87. When a jet or plane flys over you yell "Decepticons INCOMING", or "It's STARSCREAM

88. You name your pets with your favourite character's names. (I'm planning to do it. . . 3)

89. You do shopping into many shops in order to find clothes, various accessory, etc... in order to dress yourself like your favourite character.

90. Whenever you have to do something, even just watering your granny's flowers, you always do it "with style".

91. You can recite almost everyone's (if not everyone's) alt mode.

92. You catch yourself saying "And awaaaay we go!" as you drive/walk/ride away.

93. You realize that you've been using transformer-swearing (Especially if everyone around you is already used to it!)

94. You nickname any transformer your fond of (example: Prowl= Kobe, Blitzwing= Sugar Daddy, Soundwave= Skippy, ect.)

95. You start to think giant alien robots are sexier than the boys at school. (by EternalScion)

96. You color coordinate your wardrobe to match the color scheme of a different transformer everyday.

97. Some of the Transformers start to remind you of people in your family...(example: Ir my mom)

98. Whenever you draw Sunstreaker you find yourself giving compliments to the paper.

99. Your parents no longer pay any attention to your obsession.

100. You start a TFA Blitzwing fan club in your circle of friends within four minutes.

101. You want to flirt with Prowl just to see his reactions.

102. Your friends had to stop you from giving movie Jazz a mourning ceremony.

103. You wonder about Bumblebee's age since he sounded like a old British man in the movie, a young man in the G1 series, and a teenager in Animated.

104. You first saw the episode of TFA with Swindle in it, you immediately started calling every Hummer you see "Swindle", and now you're doing that with every car/truck/"whatever vehicle" you see.

105. You play a game like the Sims and you name your towns: Cybertron, Iacon City (and so on) and fill them up with every possible TF character you can think of.

106. Someone yells your name because you zoned out and you reply with: "Yes Lord Megatron?"

108. You get an error message on your computer, you think Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are at it again.

109. You're having a rough day and something goes wrong for the umpteenth time, you yell: "Primus damn it!"

110. When a friend is acting all weird and such, you say: "Having a glitch in the mental processors?" Or: "I think you should see Ratchet…" (lol)

111. You start acting like your favorite TF character.

112. You could paper a house with all the drawings you have of Transformers.

113. If you put all your fanfics into a book, it'd rival the encyclopedia in size.

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