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 Author has written 4 stories for Twilight. I like books more than I like people. 24 year old from Phoenix with an awesome boyfriend, and too much free time. I'm also on twitter. @jbarreto_says And Tumblr. J-Barreto SAP I try to update when I can. I'm writing as I'm going, so please be patient. I just got a job after an entire year of unemployment, so my updates are going to be longer apart. But I promise, I AM continuing SAP. Stumbleward and I have a bond, I am telling you. |
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SAP reviews
After a fight in school lands Bella in a summer camp for "Youths with Emotional and Mental Instabilities," she is forced to face her demons while trying not to fall in love with the beautiful, but clumsy, mentor Edward. Hilarity ensues. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,025 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
Being Santa: An Epistolary Account reviews
My entry for Breath-of-twilight's Christmas portion of the Countdown to 2012. Emmett is a mall Santa, which isn't all it's cracked up to be. Could a cute little elf help change his mind? Lemon. EmxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
Ebonics, Scotch and Hangovers reviews
My entry for Breath-of-twilight's Thanksgiving portion of the Countdown to 2012. Edward wakes up the day after Thanksgiving next to two beautiful, naked women. What happened, and is one of these women possibly the woman of his dreams? Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Bella, Edward
Halloween River, Hot Genie reviews
My submission for Breath-Of-Twilight's Halloween portion of the Countdown to 2012 Countdown. Edward gets dragged to a Halloween party he refuses to enjoy... until a strange, crazy "Genie" makes him reconsider his opinion of the holiday. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete