Hey there! Welcome to my profile and I am happy to know SOME people actually read these things! I hope you enjoy my strange sense of humor and my stories. Bai!

Note: Find me on youtube with this account: canadianrage12345, gaiaonline: Chibi_Natalia_Arlovskaya AND/OR Chibi_Mathieu_Williams, email me at gmail: carole11199@gmail.com or yahoo: lightellcarole@yahoo.com, and I now have a shared deviant account: demitri4111.

EDIT!!!! I recently got a Pesterchum, and if ANY of you guys need to chat with me, my chumhandles are snarkyPianist and honorableHeir

How do I look:

Height: 5'7"

Age: Old enough to write on here.

Weight: I'm proud of my wieght, but I won't tell you

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Green with a mix of blue and flecks of gold and red

Dislikes: Haters, flames, people who CAN'T SHUT UP!, people who correct me when I purposefully made said mistake, WRITER'S BLOCK, AUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! DX

Likes: Reviews, hugs, friends, people reading my stories and liking them, Warriors, Hetalia, and the Rio soundtrack! :3

Fave Pairings: FrUK, GerIta, Spamano, HongIce, Prucan, AusHun, RomaHun, RusAme, SuFin, DenNor, and Hammertime. ;D

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.

[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

[x]You're very happy-go-lucky. (I used to be)

[x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.

[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.

[x]You're a good artist. (I can only draw chibis though)

[x]You can be clumsy at times.

[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.

[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

[x]You would surrender in a war situation.

(8/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[x]You're very stoic and serious.

[x]Sausages are your favourite foods.

[x]You like to walk your dog.

[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.

[x]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.

[x]You work very hard. (For school...sometimes)

[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.

[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.

[x]You've had issues with money once or twice .

(8/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature (When not around my anime and/or my friends)

[ ]You think everything over before saying it.

[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.

[x]You isolated yourself during childhood. (maybe...just a little)

[x]You became very successful in a short amount of time.

[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world. (Computer be my BFFL)

[x]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.

[ ]You're good at practical tasks.

[x] You need time to adjust to new people.

[x] You have a major weakness for anything you deem 'cute.'

(8/10)

HOW THE HELL AM I A CROSS OF THE AXIS! O.o

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[ ]You love hamburgers. (Ew)

[x]You think you're awesome.

[ ]You love to invent things.

[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.

[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people. (I'm very loud around anime and/or hyper peoples)

[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.

[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.

[ ]You know aliens exist. (I don't nor do I care)

[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.

[ ]You wear glasses.

(3/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea.

[x]You were quite tough as a kid.

[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.

[x]Your cooking is awful. (I burned pancakes AND WATER!!!!)

[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (Harry Potter WHOOT!)

[x]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

[x]You have tried doing black magic before.

[ ]You get drunk quite easily. (I'm STILL underage people!)

[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. (Look Above, peoples)

[x]You're good at embroidery. (Does sewing in general count? :3)

(8/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate.

[x]You think you have a great fashion sense.

[ ]You like wine.

[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.

[x]You love red roses. (They're pretty and that's IT PEOPLES!)

[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.

[x]You're very proud of yourself.

[x]You love culture and the arts.

[ ]You're very flamboyant.

[ ]You say you're a gourmet .

(5/10) (WTF?! O_o)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[x]You had a very sad childhood. (My mom left me! IS THAT NOT SAD! And my rabbit died!)

[x]You're very tall.

[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (my friends say I am able to go from calm to close to ripping someone's throat out J)

[x]You wear a scarf all the time. (When I have one, that is...)

[x]You love sunflowers.

[ ]You love vodka. (Underage)

[x]You can seem intimidating to other people. (My friends say I am yandere)

[x]You're very strong.

[x]You have a big nose. (So says my sister)

[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

(9/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature.

[x]You're very superstitious.

[ ]You're very religious.

[x]You love pandas.

[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes. (zero cooking skills people)

[x]You love Hello Kitty. (IT'S SHINATTY-CHAN D*!)

[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.

[x]You work hard.

[x]You're good at drawing.

[x]You like sweets. (WHO DOESN'T XD)

(8/10)

I ALWAYS KNEW I WAS NOT SANE! SERIOUSLY, I GOT RUSSIA! J

And now for some other country people!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.

[x]You're polite.

[x]You love classical music. (Orcheastras and symphonies aremy Favourites)

[x]You like cake.

[ ]You have a mole on your face.

[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.

[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.

[ ]You've composed music before.

[x]You tend to call people 'morons'. (morons, idiots, etc. take your pick)

[ ]You wear glasses .

(7/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people. (In class cause I’m so quiet)

[x]You look younger than you actually are.

[ ]You love hockey.

[x]You love polar bears. (any bears actually)

[x]You hate fighting.

[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.

[x]You often get mistaken for someone else. (My cousin Abby who is SOOO like America)

[x]You feel under-appreciated.

[x]You're bilingual. (Try, Multilingual!)

[x]You always carry a bear with you. (Or a stuffed Iggy Plushie. X3)

(7/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.

[ ]You're very physically strong.

[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.

[x]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.

[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.

[x]You like hot weather.

[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.

[ ]You look very tough on the outside.

[x]You make a very nice role-model.

[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

(5/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth. (I shock with the words I say)

[x]You like to wear flowers in your hair. (sometimes...)

[x]You used to be a very tough kid. (Still am .)

[x]You're very reliable.

[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.

[x]You're very faithful.

[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike. (I scare people by screaming in their ear: OI!)

[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.

[ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(9/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.

[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.

[x]You're very serious.

[x]You have a lot of patience. (I can deal with kids but not adults)

[x]You think too much about philosophical stuff.

[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...

[x]You're not very confident. (sometimes)

[x]You were quite rebellious as a child. (I went to summer school because of it)

[x]People tend to walk all over you.

[x]You're a born worrier.

(10/10) (again, WTF?! O_o)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant.

[x]You're quite hyperactive.

[x]You can be quite goofy.

[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.

[x]You're very wary of strangers.

[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.

[ ]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.

[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.

[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.

[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics .

(7/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited. (Depends on who it is)

[x]You're a bit of a hooligan.

[x]You're very loyal.

[ ]You're very good at tactics.

[ ]You hate Russia. (I am Russia, да?)

[ ]You love to fight people.

[x]You can avoid marriages quite well.

[x]You're not always taken seriously.

[ ]You like drinking. (UNDERAGE!!)

[x]You want to become stronger.

(5/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[ ]You are clueless about things around you.

[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.

[x]You're very responsible.

[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.

[ ]You love churros.

[x]You help people in crisis.

[x]You are quite random. (I AM NOT- OOH SQUIRREL! XD)

[x]Somehow, you like bananas.

[x]You often offer food to people.

[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (Or sisters... but not in that way!)

(6/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.

[x]You like to order people around.

[x]You're a scaredy-cat.

[x]You curse a lot.

[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.

[x]You tend to blush easily.

[x]You are lazy like hell. (Damn straight I am.)

[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.

[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters. (I am trying to beat the world record for the most played solitaire games...)

[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(9/10)

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters:

01.)Norway 02.)Canada 03.)Denmark 04.)Finland 05.)Latvia 06.)Iceland 07.)Lithuania 08.)England 09.)Sweden 10.)Russia 11.)Belarus 12.)Estonia

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Ice/Bela O.o No.

02.) Do you think Four is hot?

Cute. Finland is cute.

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Estonia got England pregnant!? The hell are you on, people!

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Sweden? Easy. Chibi Canada and Sweden. LOOK IT UP!

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Considerable. Depends if Iceland notices Canada

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Latvia/Sweden or Latvia/Russia?!

Latvia/Russia is okay, I geuss

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Lithuania was walking to the kitchen for something when he walked in on Estonia and Canada doing the unmentionable.

Estonia: Uhh...

Lithuania: Forget I was ever here!

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Denmark/Russia? O.o Uh...

Denmark was out with Russia drinking, when Russia asked if Denmark could stay at his place for a bit. WARNING: Sucky, undescriptive Yaoi, Alchol, AND swearing. O.o

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

None that I no of.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Estonia and Lithuania? Pffffft, Easy.

'Brotherly Love'

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

What's de-flower mean?

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I don't think so...

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I dun know.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Belarus? Plenty of my friends draw her!

14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Canada/Finland/Latvia!? That is possibly the moe-est trio I've ever seen! but no.

15.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Russia: VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

England? American Idiot Definetly

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Um... WARNING: Crack Crack Crackity Crack Crack Oh yeah and did I forget to mention CRACK!

18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Become one with Russia, da?

19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Yesterday

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Iceland? he secretly has a crush on both Hong Kong AND Liechtenstein

21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Would Belarus ever shag Sweden!? WHAT KIND OF WEED IS BELARUS ON!!!!!!!

22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Denmark.

23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Six and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write this.

Norway and Sweden are in a happy relationship until Sweden suddenly runs off with Finland. Norway, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Belarus and a brief unhappy affair with Estonia, then follows the wise advice of Iceland and finds true love with Denmark.

Crack, but makes sense. Norway's Battle Of Love

24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Saw it before, doesn't intrest me.

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If you could read that put it in your profile

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(NO CHEATING!!!)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday!

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

TheJazzyDolphin

MindBender 10

April Mayz

the fun emo

CiCiPizza

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now,of course.)

ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering

FUNNY SAYINGS

UGH! It’s not that I hate you... um... lemme put it this way, if you were on fire, and I had some water, I’d drink the water.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

When.I.Read.Stuff.Like.This.The.Voice.In.My.Head.Takes.Pauses.

Keep saying those words. My head is held high. You wanna bring me down? I dare you to try.

If you ask me a question I don’t know, I’m not gonna answer.

It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s automatically cool if it glows in the dark!

Hi, I’m a girl. I don’t spend hours on hair and make-up in the morning. I don’t always wear the color pink. I don’t flirt with every guy I meet. I don’t think it’s cool to fail a test. I thank you when you compliment me instead of denying it and putting myself down. Yes, I exist. Have fun meeting all the other girls who do the exact opposite.

When I say I won’t tell anybody… my best friend doesn’t count.

Some people were dropped as a baby…. You were clearly thrown at a wall.

Every time I see the word “Explain” on a test, I die a little inside.

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.

Laughing so hard, no noise comes out; so you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

Dear Teacher, I understand you have to talk to the person in front of me but could please remove your fat butt from my face? Thanks.

I'm sorry I don't have glamorous hair, perfect skin, the straightest teeth, or the best body. I'm sorry I don't doll myself up all the time and that I wear those baggy shirts around the house. I'm sorry that I like to eat junk food once in a while and I'm sorry that I'm not a fitness guru. I'm sorry I'm not like some of the other girls. But the funniest thing of all is that I'm not sorry at all.

Teenagers: the most misunderstood people who are treated like children but are expected to act like adults

Okay, now I'm going to ask a question millions of girls all over the world want to know... boys, when did it become a high fashion to show us your stupid ugly boxers?!

I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bi, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich, poor, catholic, or jewish. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.

According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for certain movies. It's no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do!

I wish life was like a musical. and in the middle of math, i could just jump out of my seat, throw up my papers and start singing. And then the whole math class would pull this dance routine out of their ass, and we would all know the song we were spontaneously making up... then sit down like nothing happened.

I'm not going to stress over you anymore. It isn't worth it. I tried to be a good friend, but you ignored it. I'm not going to say I don't want this friendship because i really do. All I'm saying is I'm done chasing after you.

No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a badass you think you are, if a toddler hands you thier ringing toy phone, you answer it.

I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.

Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life.

Those are my principals, and if you don't like them... ... well i have others.

I'm original and unique. I'm my own person and if you don't like me... screw you. I'm awesome.

I love irony. You know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about you have the most to say.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy

I'm sorry you don't like me. I'm sorry you think I suck. But most of all, I'm sorry I don't give a crap.

Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss.

It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_-

If you're gunna embarrass yourself, do it right!

Get the facts first, you can distort them later.

Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet?

Emotional without all the emo... it's called being human.

Dear Humans, Remember when your parents told you we were more afraid of you, then you were of us? We're not. Sincerely, Spiders

10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden... in his house.

Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz it looks like you landed on your face -_-

You get home from school. There is a giant box in the front living room with the word 'FRAGILE' on it. This can only mean one thing... BUBBLE WRAP!

Me: Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you?

Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher, you would know that. Oh well, I guess I'll do it your way. May I go to the bathroom?

Teacher:...

Everyone thinks a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... pfffttttt! Yeah right! Our dream is to eat without getting fat.

Children don't care whether a person is a girl or a boy, black or white, pretty or ugly, different or the same. They will be friends simply because they get along. Children don't care about politics or religion. And yet they say adults are wiser.

Anyone popular is bound to be disliked.

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning... but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

MORE RANDOM FUNNY STUFF...Ok, Maybe not...

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this in your diary. (BOLD the ones are me.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'M SCANDINAVIAN so I MUST love fish.(That's actually kinda true...)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black!

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE(oh that is so wrong), so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

COPY AND PASTE

Copy and paste this into your profile if you remember Canada

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favourite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile!

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (why is the sky blue?)

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile, you procrastinator. :D

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.(I don't have a problem!... okay maybe I do)

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bare bating, dolphin hunting chimp slavery etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add you r name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone, goody goody gumdrop 06, Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, XxSupernatural.LovexX, Tiger-Cub684, The One-Winged Author, Daydreamer747, Piko is Epic, Transylvania Crina, Holly the Mute, CiCiPizza

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think villains rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.

If you are completely and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. I like ice cream. And coconuts too!

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this in your profile if you are a Pirate!)

Many teenagers have either drinken alchohal, smoked, used/tried drugs, or had sex. Copy and paste this to your profile if you like bagels.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said:

"Listen sir..."

"When I was born I was BLACK "

"When I grew up I was BLACK, "

"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "

"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "

"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "

"When I die I'll be BLACK."

"But you sir."

"When you are born you're PINK".

"When you grow up you're WHITE, "

"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "

"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "

"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "

"And when you die you turn PURPLE. "

"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

Put this on your page if you HATE racism!!

Memerable Quotes

"What do we want?" "BRAINS" "When do we want them?" "BRAINS"

LOOK!!! DISTRACTIONS!!!

"Shit happens. You just have to watch where you step."

I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity - Edgar Allen Poe

A social life? What's that?

Dragons are like cheese. If you throw rocks at them, my name is Greg.

Yo Ho. Yo Ho. ;3

Vampires and Pirates and Zombies, Oh My!

"Your words guide us!" "We are dumb."

"Can you be a sweetheart and get me to the car? I seem to be paralyzed."

"Eew! You can see up Mom's dress!" "Hey! Those are my underpants!"

"Can you be a dear and shoot Mommy in the head?" "I would but Dad'll get mad."

"Asmith will hunt you down even though you are standing right here!"

"Because he's in love. He's wrapped in a silken blanket of ecstacy... And he hates your guts."

"You married him, took him away from us, put him under some sexual spell. I can respect that. But Marideth please... Pastels?"

RULES FOR LIFE

"Do as Italy...Make Pasta not war"

"Do as America...Make a movie not a drama"

"Do as England...Burn your food not everybody else wishes"

"Do as Spain...Raise children not enemies"

"Do as Germany...Fallow the rules, even if you don't understand them"

"Do as Austria...Play music even if you don't have a rhythm"

"Do as Japan...Grow, not get stuck in your past"

"Do as France...When in doubt, push random buttons"

"Do as Canada...When you feel out of place, just be invisible"

"Do as Russia...Maintain your innocence, even if your past is not that childish"

"Do as Prussia...Live, even when there seems nothing to live for"

"Do as Switzerland...Stay neutral even if the world's breaking apart"

"Do as Sealand...Speak, even if no one is listening"

1. Do not introduce self as a role-playing character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies. Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes, be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25. Train an army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... and teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man - especially not if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum nut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a sh!t.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real - no matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senor Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream - the doctors don't like it. They'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise, people ask embarrassing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... bad... ouch…

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to re-attach fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal".

90. The Seagull from Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. It was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

101. Find out who invented "Barny".

102. Kill them.

Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER.

1. You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. ((Well, wouldn't you??))

2. Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off. ((Yeah, like S, M, N, D, and a couple of others . . .))

3. You would rather write than go out. ((Definitely.))

4. Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit. ((*nod nod* Though I make those errors all of the time! XD))

5. You get cranky if you don't get to write. ((Holy heck, does this list know me personally?))

6. You've ever said, "The voices are getting louder; I must go write." ((Yeah, and they usually cuss me out for not writing quick enough. :P))

7. When talking to others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats. ((Er, guilty.))

8. You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down. ((Mhmm.))

9. You've ever written a scene, synopsis, outline, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin..and it wasn't a paper napkin. ((NEVER! . . . Okay, guilty.))

10. You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. ((I keep the paper and pen there for dreams, but, hey, sometimes dreams give ideas!))

11. You end an argument by saying, "Oh, wait, I have to write this down-this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled." ((Haha, I have!))

12. Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food. ((Yes. Definitely.))

13. You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters' situation as a prayer in Sunday school.

14. A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes. ((Yup. 'Tis called spacing out and daydreaming.))

15. The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it in your story. ((Haha, really, is this list a personal friend that knows me very well?))

16. You purposely eavesdrop in public. ((Er, maybe? XD))

17. At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero or heroine's) so you can conduct research. ((Ahahaha, this has actually happened!))

18. You listen to the writer's commentary on every DVD so that you can analyze his/her writing process. (only if I am truly bored)

19. You have a favorite line from every movie you've seen. (maybe)

20. You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters. ((Sometimes . . . But I get over it quickly so that I can write.))

21. You argue with said character. ((Uh-huh.))

22. You drive three hours to a city where you don't know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there.

23. You have a folder on your computer labeled "Ideas." Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you're going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually. ((Yup, my computer and binders!))

24. You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say. ((Yup!))

25. At school, you secretly look forward to writing English papers. ((Only if they're not stupid essays with actual facts. If it's free-write, then I love it. ))

26. When you talk to someone, you constantly correct their bad grammar. ((Usually, this is a daily occurrence.))

27. Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM. ((Mhmm.))

28. You talk to youself constantly. ((Yes.))

29. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much. ((Maybe...))

30. Your family/friends have come to ignore the habit of you talking to yourself. (( I shall NOT DENY IT!))

31. You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them. ((I usually don't write stuff like that, but yeah, on occasion I do...))

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[ ] Brown - $100

[x] Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Total: $50

Eye Color:

[ ] Brown - $50

] Green - $75

[ ] Blue - $150

[x] Hazel - $100

[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $150

Height:

[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150

[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

[ ] Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $225

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $325

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750

] First born - $320

[x] Only Child - $250

[ ] Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[ ] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $575

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1,175

Vision?

[x] perfect vision - $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[ ] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1,575

Shoe Size:

[ ] 13 - $300

[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250

[ ] 11 to 12 - $400

[x] 7 to 10 - $50

[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1,625

Favorite Colors (multiple)

[X] Green - $1

] Red - $600

[x] Black - $100

[ ] Yellow -$475

[ ] Brown - $300

[X] Purple - $225

[x] White - $400

[X] Aqua - $350

[ ] Orange - $300

[ X] Blue - $300

] Pink - $100

X] Other - $500

Total: $3,501

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0

[x] Nope - add $1000

[ ] some - $750

Final Total: $4,501

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

You know your obbsessed with Hetalia when...bold apply

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
29. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
30. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.
31. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.

Hetalia meme challenge!

1. Your favorite character: England

2. Your least favorite character: France

3. Character you'd date: Prussia

4. Character you'd like to go shopping with: Hungary

5. Character you'd like as your child: Russia is so freakin' cute, despite how childishly cruel he can be!

6. Character who would probably be your rival: Belarus

7. Character you have most in common with: Canada

8. Characters you look like the most: France, Canada

9. Character you'd bring home to your parents: Veneziano, England, Austria

10. Character you'd never bring home to your parents: France, Prussia, Romano

11. Character you'd become best friends with: Lithuania

12. Character with your favorite voice/seiyuu: Japanese: England, Austria, Canada. English Dub: England, Japan, Austria.

13. Character you'd go camping with: America

14. Character you wouldn't mind being roommates with: Spain

15. Character you'd want to cook for you: Germany

16. Character you wouldn't mind prancing naked for you: Ummm... O///O 'England...'

17. Your OTP: FrUK

18. Character you wouldn't mind having as a parent: Sweden

19. Character you'd like to go karaoke with: China (I bet he can hit Soprano notes)

20. Character you wouldn't mind having as your butler/maid: Italy

21. Five characters you'd invite to a party: America, Denmark, Prussia, England, Romania

22. Another OTP of yours: RusAme

23. Your favorite character of the opposite gender: Romania

24. Character with your favorite uniform/outfit: Estonia (It's blue My favorite color!)

25. Character who would be your band-mate if you were in a band: England

26. Character you wouldn't mind having as your boss: America (he'd probably give me slack in work)

27. Characters you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley: France, Spain, Prussia

28. Character you'd want personified into a dog: Germany

29. Character you'd want personified into a cat: Spain

30. Character you'd want to cosplay as: Canada. It would be so easy and perfect, your mind would blow up.