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Joined 04-06-09, id: 1891940, Profile Updated: 04-06-09
Author has written 1 story for Camp Rock.

About Me: I looooove music especially unknown bands!! I'm also a sucker for Disney Channel (Hannah Montanna, WOWP, Jonas Brothers haha) Of course I also love to read, I am an aspiring writer soooo reading really helps me to expand my vocabulary and think more. Drawing is another passion of mine, i love drawing people and I've recently become addicted to drawing manga. Send me a message sometime if you want to know more :)

Favorites: Harry Potter, LOST, Hannah Montanna, Twilight, Mortal Instruments Series, Chronicles of Narnia, WOWP, BTVS, Supernatural, Death Cab for Cutie, The Clash, Aerosmith, William Beckett, A Fine Frenzy, The Appleseed Cast, Katy Perry, The Brunettes, Carolina Liar,Chad VanGaalen, dEUS, House,High School Musical, Mel Gibson, The Dark Knight, Pineapples, James Franco.

Couples I Support:

Nick/Miley

Lilly/Miley

Selena/Demi

Justin/Alex

Joe/Demi

Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione

Draco/Ginny

Bellatrix/Voldemort

Bella/Edward

Serena/Blair

Buffy/Spike

Xander/Willow

Chuck/Nate

Jacob/Leah

Troy/Gabriella

Jack/Kate

Sawyer/Kate

Claire/Charlie

Dean/Ruby

Jace/Clary

House/Cameron

Stereotyping:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future..
I don't like YAO
I or YURI
, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,606 - Follows: 6,361 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Nobody's Perfect by UntitledAlsoUnknown reviews
So. Here's the deal. This is an AU, Lilly's in her senior year, she's 17, almost 18, hates school, but felt the need to take an Advanced Progressive Music class. But...who's the new music teacher? Ms. Miley Stewart, 23, fresh from college. LILEY Woo!
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,984 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Lilly T./Lola L., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
It's Always the Quiet Ones by live.love.music reviews
Though she doesn't talk, act out, or do anything different than the day before, she's the one I want to get to know. Out of the three-thousand peers, I want to be acquainted with her. Mitchie/Mikayla. Demi/Selena. Demena.
Crossover - Hannah Montana & Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,055 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Mikayla, Mitchie T.
Antidote by lovemilanaxoxo reviews
When Miley finds out that she is pregnant, her world is turned upside down. But when a tragedy occurs, will her family and friends be able to save her? Niley, Jemi
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,024 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S.
Back to the Start by L0VEisREALx3 reviews
Miley and Selena have bonded over heartbreaker Nick. But what happens when Nick wants Miley back? And what about Justin? Relationships will be tested, hearts will be broken, and secrets will be reveled. includes Jiley, Niley, Nelena, maybe more?
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,028 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Lightning and Thunder by Powersthatbe reviews
When Jace finds out that Clary is training with someone else, he makes a deal with her that seal their fates together. A new rune appears that changes their lives forever. Jace/Clary R/R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,742 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Thick and Thin by nickandcory reviews
Miley and Nate have been raised best friends since the beginning.Through thick and thin. Read the tale of just how two families friendships lead to something much more for Miley and Nate. NILEY. NO LAST NAMES. Voted Best Romance and Best Crossover in NJKs
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 163,528 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
The Darker the Secret by L0VEisREALx3 reviews
AU Miley left for boarding school with Nick's heart. It's been 4 years and she's back, but Nick is with Alex. Joe's home for the summer too. Everyone has a secret. NALEX MOE NILEY MILEY/OC ALEX/OC and possibly more..? Rating changed to T.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,433 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
To Touch The Stars by musicbendr reviews
Alex is a resident of Havenwood, a very strict religious community. But things change when a traumatized Mitchie Torres moves in from a sister camp. More inside. WARNINGS: Femslash, violence, swear words, adult themes, angst. CHAPTER 18 IS AN AUTHOR NOTE.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,742 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Alex R., Mitchie T. - Complete
Hear No Evil by gaelicspirit reviews
The trickster left the brothers in need of a clean hunt. An explosion turns a routine spirit hunt into anything but clean. Dean must deal with the ramifications, while Sam tries to finish the job and help his brother pick up the pieces. T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 93,716 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Moonlight by sk9975 reviews
Oneshot. Waldsen AKA BlairSerena. Femslash. Based on the TV show adaption, not books.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Lucky Accident by AngelWing1138 reviews
She believed that if she was going to look like this forever, she should've just died in that accident...But he made her feel beautiful and worth living. JackSally Hiatus
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,908 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007
Get them Together by AlexzAndi reviews
Hermione loves Ron, Ron loves Hermione. Harry loves Ginny, Ginny loves Harry. But one couple has no clue, and the other have agreed that they love achother but they should be just frinds with benefits. But when Ron, Hermione, Harry, Ginny spend time at
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,308 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Love That Matters Forever by Cerulean Shadow reviews
Fry is madly in love with Leela... and he will take chances to prove it. But with trouble in touch by a jealous commander...
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,980 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Moments Say So Much by Evadne reviews
The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Gandalf, Frodo B.
The Secret reviews
Re-Uploaded - Nick Jonas always lived life according to the rules, until he falls for his teacher Mrs. Torres. NEMI-NITCHIE/LILEY/JALEX. The Characters Nick,Joe, and Kevin are based from the TV show JONAS... but it is set in an AU.
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Nate, Mitchie T.