The Legacy of Cricket and Bad Wolf

We're a ferocious duo that has traveled through the space-time continuum and ended up here, of all places - a tiny town in the middle of no where, United States, where commas are shunned and Anti-Joke Chickens populate improv shows everywhere.

There's only one way to cope with it all, we decided, and that was to chronicle our lives and adventures when Wonderland was pouring from our ears.

We live our lives in extended metaphor and speak in tongues so wild the word is spelled with a 'y'.

We are Cricket and Bad Wolf, and we hope you enjoy our rambles.

Words from the ever-curious Cricket:

This is where Cricket speaks about whatever Cricket wishes, and Cricket wishes to say she doesn't take no for an answer. She will walk on the yellow line and drive on the wrong side of the road. If you don't watch out she will also end up swimming against the current. She refuses to dress appropriately as another note. She does not like rules personally, and is a little too wild.

Enjoy the third person, because it doesn't last.

Wise words from the always questioning Bad Wolf:

I looked into the TARDIS, and the TARDIS looked into me . . . I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words. I scatter them . . . in time, and space. A message to lead myself here. I bring words . . . to fanfiction.net. I pretend to be things I am not and call it a living, I pretend to live in times these aren't in order to keep myself happy. I try to be extraordinary in an ordinary world. I'm clichéd and ashamed, but I do what I do best: whatever I can. Sometimes I fail, but when I do, I fail epically.