![]() Author has written 6 stories for Alice in Wonderland, Glee, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Introduction: Come one! Come all! Leave your work and leave your schools, run a muck and act like fools! Now that I have your attention...This is the perfect place to start my schpeal. Hello all, I am a strange character from the land of far far away. No, I am not from Shrek's land of far far away, but I am from a quiet little town called Cumming, in GA. I have been writing since I was old enough to pick up a pencil and that's no joke. My first story was about a bunny rabbit named Carl who would not, and I repeat, WOULD NOT, eat carrots. He just didn't like them. I have come quite a long way from that and I have only just begun. I am in college and I do write when I can, so bear with me folks. Now...Instead of writing a disclaimer on everything I write I'll do it here. I DONT OWN ANYTHING BUT MY OWN IDEAS AND ANY OFC/OMC CHARACTERS THAT SHOW UP IN MY STORIES! I WISH I OWNED THE GREATNESS OF WHAT I WRITE, BUT NOTHING IS MINE...*sniffles* There... now that that's settled. Please read and review and feel free to email me with any questions, comments, concerns you may have. ENJOY! Likes: Madness!!! (ah the joy and rapture that is chaos) Pandas (Cuz they're just so cute!) Movie trivia (I am the master) Writing Fanfiction (clearly) Dislikes: Sunday drivers (really people?!) Bad Grammar (although I have had my moments) NEGATIVE CRITICISM!! (Please be polite and constructive with all and any criticism...or I will have Carl shove carrots in ALL of your socks.) Films I LURV: Pirates of the Carribean Alice (Syfy) Alice in Wonderland Harry Potter Sweeney Todd Secret Window... okay, ANYTHING Johnny Depp Anything remotely related to Fairy Tales TV Shows: Ouran High School Host Club Firefly Buffy GLEE True Blood Bones And Now A Word From Our Sponsors...aka... Friends and I: "NO, DAMNIT, I CAN NOT TELL YOU HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET!" "I'll have you know, I AM in shape...I'm round. That's a shape." "No more Rum for me..." "WHAT?!" "I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I HATE YOU!" "Mmm...protein." "I'm a meataterian." "Is that like Presbyterian?" "Dumbledore is a ROCKSTAR!" "Hey! Screw you man! I didn't cry at that Hallmark commercial. I was crying at the Gerber commercial that was on before that one." "Well, excuse me! Who shoved a pickle up your ass?" "I can haz brownie?" "Dude...if they combined Jeremy Irons and Alan Rickman's voices and put them in Robert Pattinson...nah, I still wouldn't do him." "I can haz Alan Rickman and Gary Oldman for my brithday? PLEASE?!" 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter, pirate-princess1, Desi-Pari Always, uknowyuuna13 If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. |
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