heyy!!
hey girl hey!!

its me, Iris , with my bestie of like 8 yrs...
me, Carnation!! XD

we just gonna run thru the reg.
nuttin special here.

Iris
penn name~ ok. lets get this strait now. its said like this-- eye rus. gottit? good. i have a name that people already screw up that i have to live with in the real world. ;)
place~ haha, nice try. up near new england on the east coast! (for those of us who r geographically challenged like me)
hair nd eyes~ dark brown, strait nd bright green like edwards! i got sooo excited wen i found that lil fact!
height~ real real short! go shorty!
quirks~ suppa duppa hyper all the time. i agree with that also dead serious. its like i drank 12 red bulls! that means 24 wiiings!
birthday~ August 26. btw , im a virgo just like bella nd my g-ma is a cancer just like edward. only about 25 yrs or so apart. :)
relationship~ none wat so ever and i plan on keepin it that way. no affence to any of the guys out ther. its just that sum of u cant keep ur hands off! im appaulled by sum of ur behavior! i got ass--slappedso hard one time i had a hand print on my ass for like a week!;)
fave bands~ 3OH!3 they r the best band ever!! their best song is I Cant Do It Alone! maddd sick!!
most hated bands in the world~ Hannah. Montanah. pure EVIL!! my frends try nd get me to listen to her in sneak attacks nd if i take the cd nd play it backwords it speaks in the devils voice! jkjkjk. if that did happen it would explain a lot though. hehehe

Carnation
penn name~ i dont think u shuld need any help wit this pn but if u do bcuz u r some really really slow person. i do not judge but, here u go. car-- nay--shun. k?
place~ same as Iris here. east coast!!
hair nd eyes~ durty blond, curly nd blue! just like rosalies were(better than u since 1916)
height~ really really really tall compared to Iris! haha she cant see the top shelf! not funny Carnation! caugh caugh yes it iss!!
quirks~ Iris wants my quirk to be that im a nice friendly girl! but i think my quirk is that i can sing real good(i hope i am not just tootin' my own horn lol)=) i am also very shy but can be really serious and mean to people who bother me (this makes them scared of me lol)
birthday~ haha! you wish
reationship~ dont even get me started! boys luv me but all the rong ones do! i mean i never have had a boyfriend b4 but one time i liked this kid and heliked me bakk but thats reele it
fave band~i am in love with Paramore and Hey Monday and Relient K! All Alternative music tho
fave song~ Leave Out All the Rest by Linkin Park and Mr. Brightside by the Killers have got to be the bestest, sadest songs evaaaa! expecially Leave Out All the Rest. i mean its played during the end credits of twilight and if you listen to the words it is eddward appolagizing for leaving. which happens in new moon (sorry i i ruined it fo r you ppl who r too lazy to read the books) oh p.s i also like the who entire twilight soundtrack. ughhhh sooooooooooooooooooo many good songs ( p.p.s for those of you who dontalready know. I LOVE MUSIC!! lol)
other stuffs about me~ I love jesus! Full Force Christian over here but totally down to earth. =)

Now we rnt complete strangers!! yayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya!! once again, suppa duppa hyper like alice hyper only if i go fast, i would fall flat on my face
i cant wait til we can come up with some ideas that could b stories!! yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya!!

kk. ttyl! XD
kewls to meet u!

Iris and Carnation

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you slap anyone who tells you that Edward Cullen is not real, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you went out, brought Twilight the movie, came straight home and then watched it over and over until your mum kicked you and the DVD out the house, and then went to a friends house and watched it over and over, copy and paste into your profile.

if you're addicted to the Twilight series, and can't go a week without getting a fix, copy and paste.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the Twilight characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you have spent a whole day reading Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse, without any food, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular (i though this said bipolar at first lmao). If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, you know the drill

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If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you were ever startled by your own reflection or shadow, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time...)

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Did you know...

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-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. (haha a rejectionhotline number. lmaoo)

I see said the blind man to the deaf cow. One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back-to-back they faced one another, Drew their swords and shot each other. One was blind and the other couldn't see, So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came and shot the two dead boys. A paralysed donkey walking by, Kicked the copper in the eye, Sent him through a rubber wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all. (If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!)

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

Random Funny Junk (well it's funny to me)

When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life hands you lemons, throw 'em back and demand Edward (or emmett lol)

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

“Bella, wake up!” I said, louder. “I’m… geographically misplaced.” I didn’t want to say ‘lost’; it sounded pathetic

My Life A-Z

A is for Always Drooling Over Some Hot Dude In Twilight

B is for Being A Face In The Crowd That Makes Faces

C is for Calling A Boy 'Emmett,Jasper,Edward, or Jacob,' by the way he is

D is for Damn! I Did That?

E is for Eating French Fries In Cookies 'n 'Cream Ice Cream (YUM)

F is for Freaking Out If You See something Twilight Related or Paramore Related

G is for Gosh, I Need A Better Hobby

H is for Hell Fire! Hahaha That's My Catch Phase!

I is for Ice Cold Heart. All You Need Is A Blow Dryer And Time And It'll Melt. Then I'm Yours

J is for Jerk! Guys Are Jerks~sniff~ Who Needs Them? NOT ME!

K is for Kicking Your Ass Is Fun, Why In The Hell Would I stop?

L is for Listen? Do You Hear That? I'm Choking You From A Distance

M is for Mmmm, Did You See That Guy At The Food Court? I'm Going Back!

N is for Never Give Up, Just Cheat, And Go With The Flow

O is for Ops, I Ran Into A Door Again. Haha

P is for Push, Not Pull, ~Sigh~ I Know, I'm A Dumbass . That's my Favorite Word!

Q is for Quiet. Is That A Word? I Didn't Get The Memo

R is for Rude? Did You Just Call Me Rude? I'll Show You Rude ~Push You Down~ HA! Now That's Rude!

S is for Smartass. Why Thank You! I Know I'm Smart!~Sigh~ I Know I'm Dumb

T is for Truth. Do You Really Want To Know The Truth? You Can't Handle The Truth!!

U is for Understatement. I Find Everything As A Understatement, Because I Don't Know What It Means

V is for VIRGIN!! 100 Percent !!(O.k , That One Is Just Weird)

W is for Wake Up Lazy Ass. ~Sigh~ Story Of My Life

X is for Xtra Special!!

Y is for Yes. Yes I Did Eat Your Cookie. What Are You Going To Do About It?

Z is for. . . um. . . OH I KNOW! I Lost It. Hang on. . . ZIPPERS!! There So Much Fun!!

Well That's My Life!!

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.)

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!

Opening Credits: All at Once - The Fray

Waking Up: Praise You in This Storm - Casting Crowns

First Day At School: Born For This - Paramore

Making Your New Best Friend: Right Here - Miley Cyrus

Falling In Love: Love Them Like Jesus - CAsting Crowns

Breaking Up: On The Floor - The All American Rejects

Prom: Misery Business - Paramore

Graduation: Where The Lines Overlap - Paramore

Life's Okay: Baba O'reilly - the who

Death of a Close Friend: A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton

Mental Breakdown: Let This Go - Paramore

Driving: Don't Stop Believing - Glee

Flashback: One More Sad Song - The All AMerican Rejects

Getting Back Together: Clear - Miley Cyrus

Birth of Child: Everything I Own - Vanessa Hudgens

Wedding Scene: When The World Comes Down - The All American Rejects

Car Accident: In Me - Casting Crowns

Final Battle: Haters - Hilary Duff

Death Scene: Candles - Hey Monday

Funeral Song: Believe - The All American Rejects

End Credits: While You Were Sleeping - Casting Crowns

Deleted Scenes: Magic - Selena Gomez

IS WHAT WE CALL THE GIR SONG TAKE A LISTEN WE LOVE IT!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8zBcxMhjDg