There are legends among the pureblood families about Keepers-special witches who have the power to restore a fallen House. If any House needed a Keeper, it's the Ancient and Noble House of Black. Hermione/Multi (Cygnus, Orion, Sirius AND Regulus). Polyandry.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

*HGSS* A curious Hermione finds a way to see future visions of life with Harry or Ron. She didn't expect to see one with the dark Potions master... AU after 'Order of the Phoenix'.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

Centuries ago in a battle thought of more as legend than fact, a Hobbit - a Took - defeated the Goblin King. Ever since the rule of the Goblin nation has been passed through the Took line - All bow for her majesty, Bilbo the Great Took, Goblin Queen. - Girl Bilbo Fem!Bilbo Baggins.

What if Bilbo knew Thranduil and Legolas before the quest? Bilbo finds a sick Legolas and cares for him until his father arrives. Answer to a prompt from the Hobbit Kink Meme. Fem!Bilbo.

After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?

FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates

One usually says that bright minds think the same, but do they listen to their hearts - especially when the minds are as stubborn as those of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger?

Severus is remanded into Hermione's custody because she is his next of kin. This news startles both of them. Complete.

Hermione became friends with Professor Snape with hardly any words spoken between them. It started the summer after Voldemort's return... (AU after book 5, but containing elements of books 5-7) NOTE: This story is unfinished, NOT abandoned, and currently ends on an unhappy cliffhanger. It will eventually have a happy ending; until then, put it on your story alerts and stay tuned.

After the Reichenbach Fall, John doesn't want to go on without his best friend. Mycroft Holmes acts on his promise to keep John safe. Rated T for attempted suicide and depression.

When Snape is tortured and maimed a team inc. Hermione, Neville and a Muggle surgeon battle to save his life and sanity. Angst, friendship, humour, HGSS by whitehound and Dyce. Emotional, intelligent, thought provoking, tangible, compelling say reviewers

A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.

Remus Lupin is left a surprising and unexpected inheritance. What's even more surprising is that he has to share it with Severus Snape. Post-War, AU, Slash, First Person POV, OCs, complete.

It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.

After a slight head injury, Penny comes to realize how much the boys care for her well-being. She also realizes a certain someone might care more than they let on...

According to the new Ministry Marriage Law, Hermione has to marry a pueblood wizard right away. That would mean leaving school. Suicide seems the only way out...until she is offered a better solution.

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape slowly learn from each other as the war escalates and the Final Battle approaches. AU from HBP. Out of a war where children must grow up too fast, Hermione and Severus develop a beautiful friendship and more.

A story showing how even the most hardheaded of people can change when given a good enough reason. Penny/Sheldon, goes slightly AU after the panty piñata polarization.

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

COMPLETE. Severus meets Albus Severus. The past comes back in a very peculiar form. My answer to the end of Deathly Hallows.

Penny thinks she's found the perfect girl for Sheldon. Rated M for later chapters.

Sheldon finds the secret to attracting Beautiful women and decides to try it out on the most beautiful woman he knows, the one he's had a secret crush on ever since she moved in across the hall...

Tony's running out of time to claim his trust fund. Gibbs steps in to help. Written for the LiveJournal Tibbs Yuletide 2010 Advent Calendar Day 23. Gibbs/DiNozzo. Contains explicit m/m sex. Don't like? Don't read. Happy Christmas!

Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.

A magical plague strikes the wizarding world, decimating the female population. The Wizengamot sees a revolutionary new marriage law as the only way to repopulate their dying world. Hermione, Severus and Lucius Malfoy get caught up in the consequences.

Sequel to my first story, Post Obsession Conversation. Gibbs/DiNozzo slash. Gibbs and Tony try to figure out where their relationship is headed after the revelations in Gibbs' basement. The team helps. Sometimes funny, sometimes serious.

Sequel to Brothers and Fathers. Tobias, Severus, and Harry are at Hogwarts and school is in session. But nothing can ever be easy for the Snape family.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.

*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.

The last thing she remembered was detention with Professor Snape...

Hidden talents that Penny has. Definitely a Penny/Sheldon romance.

Gibbs and Tony have a rather revealing conversation following the events of Obsession. Picks up from the end of the episode. Gibbs/DiNozzo pre-slash. Contains spoilers for the episode Obsession as well was some events from season 4 on.

Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth

As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

SSHG One-shot continuation of Phoenix Feathers. This will make no sense at all if you haven't read that first. Contains binge drinking and phonetic spelling.

Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.

Complex Snape-centric fic. A curse changed Snape's life and changes the wizarding world's fate when Severus defies Albus's wishes. Full summary in prologue. AU Yrs 6-7. Canon divergent from autumn of Year 6. Not DH-compliant. SS, MM, AD, HG, HP, PP. MM-SS friendship and SS-HG friendship. A story of love and redemption. Well-written & beta'd.

Sheldon takes the leap from theory to practice.

He could be awkward, and he could be a prick, but she never expected to one day find this side to him. S/P fluffy love love Enjoy!

The war is over, but picking up and going on is not always easy. Before beginning a new term at Hogwarts, Minerva McGonagall decides to take a holiday, but things do not end up going the way she expects. SS/MM

Hermione finds herself faced with many unique challenges, especially when faced with her Potions Professor...

Hermione has always relied on logic, but when she starts having prophetic dreams about a potion that leads you to your soulmate, logic won't matter. She is about to have an encounter with the two things she fears most: Divination and Professor Snape. (Moved to Ashwinder! Please finish story there!)

A harmless little dream sends Penny into a frenzy and denial. Sheldon has similar issues. Neither is sure what to do. Penny/Sheldon. Rating for later chapters. A/N: Thanks for all the great reviews. 6/10 - Expect an update this weekend :

Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.

Slightly AU, Snape doesn't get killed in the end of the 7th book. Hermione/Snape romance involving a weird incidence of time travel. Not another Hermione goes back in time and falls in love with young Severus! It's much more original than that!

Snape lives and marries Hermione.—MLC with a twist turns into AU-sequel of DH with new dangers, old secrets, and much more.—Virtual penny dreadful. Many short episodes with adventure, romance, a dash of hurt/comfort, and a sprinkling of horror.

Minerva McGonagall-centric fic. More than a Romance - Drama, Humor, Adventure. Minerva returns to Hogwarts to teach. Misunderstandings lead to embarrassment, then to understanding and more. With Poppy, Hagrid, Tom Riddle, others. Disregards DH. Full summary in chapter one! ADMM. Rating raised to M, but most early content T-rated.

SSHG, WIP, not HBP or DH compatible. Complete. Circumventing a prophecy is not that easy...

SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.

COMPLETE And what if I don’t want to love him? The Oracle shook her head at Hermione. No, child. It’s not about want… It’s more a a matter of need. How do you love someone because you have to? Hermione and Severus are about to find out.

My answer to the WIKTT Daddy Long Legs challenge. Hermione loses both her parents and all her money. Desperate, she accepts an offer from an anonymous benefactor to pay for her schooling. HGSS. Updated after a looooong hiatus.

Slash. Alt 6th year, some HBP plot points. After the Dept. of Mysteries Harry realizes the world is not as black and white as he'd thought. How will the Black Legacy change Harry's future? Eventual HPSS

Magic has unexpected consequences. Ancient magic draws an unwilling Hermione Granger and Severus Snape together, forging them into a potent instrument to end the war. And neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort wastes any time exploiting it. Part 1 of a 2-part story.

Hermione Weasley, a widowed mother of 13 year old twins, returns to Hogwarts to teach Arithmancy. She and Severus Snape begin a surprising friendship.

Adopt a Snape: Hermione finds a hurt bird and takes it in. The men at Hogwarts are not happy about it... and what about Snape gone Missing?

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

SSHG This story was formerly known as Onus. It will be completed! I am rewriting it to be Deatlhy Hallows compliant. This story is on hiatus but, it will not be NOT be abandoned! HG is over 18 years of age.

Hermione goes to work for Snape at Spinner's End. HGSS.

..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS

The Ministry of Magic has passed a Marriage Law, but it doesn't affect only Muggleborn witches. It affects pureblood wizards as well and a certain Potion's master has a problem...