"I bet you're wondering how we found you!" Skipper gave a smooth smile to the girl sat in her bed. Her eyes scanned the four men in suits "No you have my address, i'm wondering how you got in and what you broke!" she clipped back. "Enough small talk, we need a favour, Doll!" (UPDATE: Story has been edited and small changes have been made but pure fun and nonsense still lives here)

4 females come to the zoo and change things for the guys in ways they never saw coming. It gets faster at chapter 28 the beginin is a bit...unorganized. sry bout that :D

Title explained inside. "I... just lost my job," he replied quietly as he turned his head. "What? Why?" "Benson thinks I stole everyone's money and blew it on marijuana." "Why on earth would he think that?" "I don't know!" -On hiatus, sorry!-

Margaret asks out Mordecai on her Mom's request, and realizes she's in love with him. After she tells him why she asked him out, she'll have to fix the mess she's made. I suck at summarys. So sue me.

Mordecai bought a movie instead of a game that Rigby really want. In the middle of the movie, Mordecai stared to have arachnophobia and Rigby keep scaring him for not buying the game.Part 1-Humor.

Guess who? Just when it looked as if peace had been restored, Femme Fatale makes a reentry to Penguin HQ- but instead of wrecking havoc she's asking for help! Can the gang trust her? I didn't think so...

Humanized AU Noir, Penguin Ops. is the best detective agency in the city. When a mobster shows up dead its up to the team to find out who killed him. Rating may change. Skipper centric w/ Skilene. Title taken from the song by Cage the Elephant

In a world separated by different kingdoms of animal humanoids, Kowalski is considered to be from the more barbaric lands. Accidentally proving to some slavers his kind are not barbarians , Kowalski must find a way to save his homeland. That's hard to do

Seattle, one of Kowalski's childhood friends, comes to the zoo, but her job makes her do something she wishes she could never do rated K for now and and maby T for later WARNING:contains owl city songs and flashbacks

Or An Elite Force Divided. Kowalski, Private, and Rico all get transferred to different zoos. The penguins are davastated, until they each find a new friend, love, and a family member. Will the penguins reunite, or do they belong at thier new places?

Kowalski and Rico have just started a new relationship. But when they are captured by Officer X, a big turn of events puts their relationship at risk. Can they work together and get home? And exactly what are Skipper and Private doing to find them? Kico

When a penguin from Skipper's past finds herself in the zoo, it seems everyone's worlds come crumbling down. The whole zoo is lost in secrets and lies, betrayals and ignorance. And on the outskirts of the city, evil is ready to strike. Contains Skilene!:D

A new guest star story! King Jullien's been down lately, but who is this Alina he keeps whispering about?

When Private askes about an old photo he found, Skipper tells a lost story to Private and Marlene. MY verson of what happened. Rated to be safe.

this story is about Marlene being otternapped by Dr.Blowhole!

Shout out to TheFrozenShadows for helping me out with this, but in this story, the kids are put into another situation. Athena wants to help her stressed dad out by perfecting love potion 37, but an accident makes the kids fall in love with eachother!

When the owner of the zoo, makes a surprise appearance, Skipper is caught off gaurd. He get's awful nervous. So nervous, he does what he hasn't done, since he was a boy.

Oh no! Marshal's kidnapped! What can Skipper do to get him back? My first humanized story!

Confused about her feelings and herself, Marlene looks to Skipper for answers after her date with Fred the squirrel. This story takes place immediately after the TV episode "Otter Things Have Happened."

One Shot - Featuring JV's Jack's, Sleeping with the enemy's: Femme Fatal. A burning zoo bring out the true emotions of Skipper and Marlene. But the thing that makes them confess, could also kill them. Meanwhile In an unknown location. Somebody Is Watching

The penguins have faced danger and adventure before many times. But this could be their biggest threat ever when a charming and rather foxy penguin is introduced to their habitat. A new member of the zoo? Or is there more than meets the eye?

I did have this story on Sneaky at the Meeting, but I edited it to make it ten times better! Okay, Marshal, Eggy, and Peanut want to get Skipper and Marlene together, so they write a love letter. Will they fall for it?

Skipper has kept many things from his team, as well as his friends... many deep dark secrets that could threaten their vary lives. As guilt eats away at his core, one little lemur holds the key to the memories he has long since forgotten.

A new penguin named Marina comes to the zoo. Skipper falls in love with her and Marlene gets upset... SkipperxOC, Skilene. R&R!

A new penguin is coming! But is she gonna annoy Skipper to the max? I can't really think of a good summary.