hello, my name is jacqueline! I LOVE the twilight series. i read fanfics 24/7 in like one week i can read about 300 stories it is crazy!!

Friends stab you in the back.
Boys stab you in the heart.
Best friends don't carry knives.

Favorite Movies: grease1+2,twilight,titanic,the uninvited

Favorite Colors: Red,Royal blue,White,gold,Black,Lime green

Favorite Quote: "You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have."

Favorite Musicals: high school musical by my cousins katie and liam and grease by them also

GIRL COMEBACKS!!

BoyGirl

"Where have you been all my life?"

"Running away from you."

"Are you an angel from heaven?"

"No, I'm a vampire from hell."

"Your place or mine?"

"Both, you go to yours, I go to mine."

"Your feisty, I like that."

"Your smelly, go away."

"My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats."

"My dad runs that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me."

"I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages."

"I have a high kick. And they love to land on..."

Where have you been all my life?

Hiding from you.

Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Is this seat empty?

Yes, and this one will be if you sit down

Your place or mine?

Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

So, what do you do for a living?

I'm a female impersonator.

Hey baby, what's your sign?

Do not enter.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Unfertilized.

Your body is like a temple.

Sorry, there are no services today.

i would go to the end of the world for you

But would you stay there?

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Really, I'd put f and u together

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?
twilight or eclipse

How long did it take you to read the books
1 day for twilight 2 days for new moon and eclipse and 3 days for breaking dwan a week total

Who introduced you to the books?
i saw a sneek peek on a dvd and saw the book at fred meyers and decided to try it out

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
buy them

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
BD and the movie already came out so MS

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character
EDWARD ALL THE WAY!Who is your favorite werewolf?
seth jake was ok till he kissed bella

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
"Your wounding my ego bella i just pruposed to you and you think its a joke?" - edward in new moon

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
In Eclipse when Edward proposes to Bella or the wedding

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
WHEN SHE PUNCHED HIM!! LOL!!

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
"How opposed are you to grand theft auto?" hahaha. Only classic part in New Moon

What was your favorite adventure/battle?
fighting scene with james based upon the movie not book

Which book cover was your favorite?
new moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?
no

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?
Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

50/50

Eclipse or Twilight?

eclipse

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

already read breaking dawn so midnight sun

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
edward for sure!!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

EDWARD!!

Bella or Jacob?
bella

Bella or Alice?
bella

Alice or Jacob?
Alice

Rosalie or Alice?
Alice

Jasper or Alice?
chosse

Jasper or Edward?
edward anthoney masen cullen!! all the way

Carlisle or Esme?
cant chosse

Emmett or Jasper?
cant chosse love them both

Emmett or jacob?
EMMETT ALL THE WAY!!

Bella or Rosalie?
BELLA!!

Esme or Charlie?
Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?
Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?
Charlie.

Jacob or Sam?
jacob

Sam or Quil?

sam wanted to kill Bella... Quil!!

Quil or Embry?
embry

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?
vampires

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A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 percent of you people that read this won't repost...

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Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this