UGH I'VE TRIED TO UPDATE MY PROFILE 3 TIMES AND IT'S LONGGGGGG AND OH MY DAMN IF I GET INTERRUPTED ONE MORE TIME I'M JUST GONNA THROW ONE BIG OL' NERDFIT, OKAY?

GAH. Anyfreakingways, I haven't been on here in foreeeever. So, anywho, I guess let's just get down to business:

...Welp, hi. What am I supposed to say?

I'm Evangeline; &yes, that is me in my profile picture/avatar.

Gender: I am indeed a female.

Height: 5'5.

Age: 18

Weight: 114 I'VE GAINED DUN DUN. jk I don't care.

My favorite fanfic genre is Teen Titans (BBXRAE FOR THE WIN), but I also thoroughly enjoy Victorious, Danny Phantom, iCarly, and X-Men. Because I'm a diverse geek.

Hello to all of you thoroughly attractive people (yes. I'm attracted to you because you are looking at my profile). I have not been on fanfiction in a horrendously long time.. :( What can I say? Life's a bitch. I'm trying to deal with college stuff and whatnot right now, but I'm going to try to start writing again (since I'm not in the hang of it, I apologize for the potential suckiness that soon-to-come stories may have), and actually keep up with stuff. Let's see how that works out, shall we? (: Private message me if you want to talk about anything (/nothing), I like making friends. C: I also like CAPS LOCK, but that's highly irrelevant so. Ignore the latter. Edit: I also like my boyfriend. I like him a lot. He's lovely.

GUYS. I LOVE THIS GIRL SO MUCH ASDFUDJKHSF I CAN'T EVEN. Even if you don't know who she is or whatever go look at her. Just... just observe her. It's okay to be creepy. Because she is simply darling. She's perfect & this is so irrelevant but I don't care because SHE'S PERFECT. Okay. Go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYJHcYYy4Zo&feature=g-u

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

1. SOME OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET THEM? Eh.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Christmas lights!

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I have a very bad habit of sleep walking/talking (/kicking/punching. :o). (oh and texting, but just once. :D).

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Everything. Literally (a lot of alternative, though).

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 2:27 A.M.- My mum still curses me for waking her up oh so early.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To not be babysitting 3 ten year old boys. THEY NEVER SHUT UP.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? MY FF.NET BUDDIES. I'M SORRYYYYYYYY. D: A lot of things/people, though.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S) Probably my camera. (:

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'5. :)

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Not really.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? If I'm alone, hell yes. :O

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My dad.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I like stuff that smells good.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Hair doesn't really matter, but pale eyes are omg.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I honestly have no clue.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Uh... it depends. If it's green Monster, then energy drink. If not, then coffee. Though, I prefer coffee-flavored things rather than actual coffee itself.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Ham and cheddar mmf.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I want some sushi.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A bracelet when I was 6 from the guy who has been my best friend for 11 years.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yup.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Nope.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I so don't have one.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? A do named Riley. She's a sweetheart. (:

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Rottweiler mix.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Uhm, I'd probably tell myself not to, but I don't think you can really help it.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? A unique and/or personal/inside gesture. (:

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 17.

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? That's a stupid question.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Um. Either Beck or my mom.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People that constantly complain about something, like nothing else.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? ALMOST I WENT TO SOUTH PADRE.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Bahah do tickle spots count?

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Christopher Drew. :)

37. FIRST JOB? Coldstone Creamery. :)

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Of course. :D

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Writing. :D

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Several times... I fall a lot.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My hair.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes'm. :P

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Does it have to be practical? Yes? Fine... no jk not going to be practical. How about an acceptance letter to Berklee? *crosses fingers*

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Mm, one I believe.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? The nurse that was in the room when my mother bore me. Gee, thanks ma.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Absolutely. (:

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Bed Head.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sorta?

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Uhm. Honey ham?

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my lip when I'm attempting to really concentrate on something. And I bite my nails, ech.

53. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None, really. That's what iPods are for (r.i.p. Steve Jobs

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I... I think so.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not really. They're certainly not all that matters. But in retrospect they certainly don't hurt, if ya know what I mean *awkwardly elbows you in the ribs*.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Don't really have any particular way... just whatever i feel like doing at the moment I'm pissed. :(

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? This abandoned box theater near my house. It's perfect for practicing (or just singing/dancing/acting for the hell of it), or writing, or thinking, or whatever. I love it. (:

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Anything shiny or noisy. :)

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I am so not counting. 140-something I think.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? It was my favorite show. (:

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Aha far too often.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Ooh, that's a toughie.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? A sense of humor is a must-have.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? God, there are so many.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I don't have one bwah.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Also don't have one. Though I'm currently obsessed with Teen Titans, Victorious, and Degrassi (DON'T JUDGE ME).

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Coffee or chocolate. (:

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes... yes I believe so.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Today. ':D

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #69? The numbers are already all jumbled up, so... no. o.O

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 95 mph. SCARY. AS. HELL. :O

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Sure, why not. (:

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? My all-state choir music.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My not-so-best friend, at the moment. :(

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? ...I have no idea.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? I dunno.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? People who have screwed me over.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? It's a tie- October/December.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Beats me.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Very, very dark brown.

86. EYE COLOR? Blue, naturally.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Sarku Japan- but I don't know if that counts as fast food.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Oh god yes.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Teen Titans aha. That's what made me suddenly decide to come back.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I can't possibly predict that. I only know at the end of each year; it changes annually. (:

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Uhh, throat? Yeah, I'm a throat player lol. Haha piano, recorder... guitar's a work in progress... :D

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Ostrich.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both are lovely. (:

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships, duh.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Six Flags tickets weee! :D

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? An ancient, orange slugbug. 'Tis my lovee. (:

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? OMFG HARRY POTTER. All the way. :D

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Welp, I've fallen in love with my best friend, who currently hates me. Mother of God. Can you say recipe for disaster?

101. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Only the snack that smi-iles back.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Just because

she comes off strong,

doesn't mean she didn't

go to bed crying.

And even though she acts

like everything is fine

maybe

just maybe

she's really good at lying.

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!! it's dying!!"...

20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the tv on to a station you don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

41.When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!"...

42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...

El fin. SWEAR, if this doesn't save...