WELCOME TO MY PROFILE!!!

I am not very good at talking about myself but:

Name: Ariadne (pronounced Air-ree-add-nee, Not flipping A-rad-nee)

Age: A teenager is all you're getting

Location: Earth (Don't mean to brag tho)

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Animal: Birds (meaning Twitter lol)

Pets: My brother he HAS to be classifed as some sort of Ape

Likes -

BOOKWISE:

PERCY JACKSON & HEROES OF OLYMPUS

HARRY POTTER

CANDY AND POSION APPLE BOOKS

HUNGER GAMES

DIVERGENT SERIES

THE MAZE RUNNER

GONE GIRL

I could go on and on but that's enough :)

OTHER:

Shopping,Eating,Hanging with my friends, Going around places with my family

Dislikes -

BOOKWISE:

NONE

OTHER:

Bullies,Negative vibes, Drama, basically bullshit and anything that doesn't make you happy

I AM A PROUD GRYFFINDOR!!! Or maybe Hufflepuff.. Or Ravenclaw.. oh wait.. umm, Slytherin?

I am the girl... I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or watching or drawing Anime things that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to play in the snow or watch the sunrise. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with several people because of there talent or the fact they are gorgeous. I am the girl that is more comfortable at her computer writing her own world (or in the case of Fanfiction, a world the already exsists) Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile

You know you're a devoted Dramione shipper when:

1. You get pissed (at least a little) at any Hermione/other shipper. (Especially Hermione/Ron.)

2. When re-reading Deathly Hallows, you purposefully skip the Hermione/Ron kiss.

3. You think that every little curly-haired blonde kid is Draco and Hermione's child.

4. Even if a Dramione fic completely SUCKS, you respect them for trying anyway.

5. You admire all other enemy-to-couple ships out there because they are so much like Dramione.

6. You truly believe that Draco secretly enjoyed the punch Hermione gave him.

7. It makes your day when your favorite Dramione author posts another chapter and you get that update alert email.

8. You noticed that Dramione is the only cute HP couple name that isn't slash.

9. You FREAKED OUT when you found out that Emma Watson had a crush on Tom Felton. (Because we all know that's the closest we're getting to real-life Dramione.)

10. You found it funny when you realized that there are more Dramione fics than any other CANON couple. :)

90 percent of all teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was to jump off the top off a tall Building. Post this in your profile if you are one of the 10 percent that would yell "DO A BARREL ROLL!!"

98% of Teenage girls would cry hysterically if anyone from One Direction went missing. Post this on your profile if you are the two percent who would poke your new prisoner with a stick!

95% of Teenagers would stop breathing if Abercrombie,Fitch and Aeropastel told them it was uncool to breath.Post this on your profile if your are the five percent who would be laughing his/her ass off at theie stupidity.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

Just some phrases that make you think and laugh :)

Regular lions say ROAARR. Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU. Sad lions say roooaaar. Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda.

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If you know me, chances are you hate me.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through.

The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break.

Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad.

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears.

If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?

Friends are like butt cheeks, shit may come between them, but they always stick together.

I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favourite word is sarcasm.

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.

I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

When life gives you lemons THROW IT BACK! AND DEMAND CHOCOLATE! Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

Give your dreams the wings to fly!

I once forgot what laughing was called and said I was having "happy attacks"

If anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, screw them, eat whatever you want and eat them too.

In with the good and out with the bad.

"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass

It's about learning how to dance in the rain."

Give out hugs like they're going out of style.