In the words of the Engineer from Team Fortress 2: "Erectin' a Dispenser"

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Couples I hate:

NaruxHina: This couple is used thousands of times...And i just outright hate Hinata.
NaruxSaku: I do like this couple in certain circumstances but unless it's specifically what I like about these two,then I don't bother going past the first chapter.
NaruxSasu: I dont like gay couples haha.I have nothing against them I'm just not a fan.sorry.

Couples I like:

NaruxIno: I'm not sure why but I just do.
NaruxTemari: This is one of those really good couples that people hardly use.I like most of those kinds.
NaruxFemHaku: Haku should have been a girl,and paired with Naruto,end of story.(My Favorite Couple.)
There are more couples that I do and don't like but this was I guess just a sample...sorta.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.