Gymgirl99
 Author has written 1 story for Sonny with a Chance. Enjoy! Everthing in bold is me. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came If you love your dad, post this on your profile. Card Captor Sakura Stories CardCaptor Sakura: Way to The Heart Chapter 1: Crush Music videos and other crap. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIl3p8o5q_8&feature=related another for the same cardcaptor stry that im working on. Title Crush. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaf3IzPZDxg&NR=1 for the story. Syaoran confesses his Love for Sakura!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg4FDxq0kKA&feature=related same story.Sakura get's the hope card and says goodbye to Syaoran and get's the teddy bear from him. THis scene always makes me so sad!! (Tears!!) CCS WTTH Chapter 2: Here with me videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2edji7V4GhI&NR=1This is the chapter two song it fits a lot with the way i wrot e the story. Here With Me. CCS WTTH Chapter 3:Tell Her videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15We3QeqWBQ&feature=related this is the song for the third chapter. Tell Her. CCS: High School Musical videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxxtKRKtU98&feature=related this is the video for my new card captor story. Start of something new. CCS One shots My Hero is you videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0AFGU4hE8E This is for my one shot My Hero Is You. Hayden Panettiere My Hero is You. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0AFGU4hE8E My Hero is You. You Don't Have To Change Just For Me This is the link for one of my stories called You Don't Have To Change For Me. Avril Lavigne Complicated. Forgotten Angel Broken Wings http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijswOazUcTc Concrete Angel. This is so cool cuz they made it just like the original music video. Martina McBride Other Random videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNOiHd2WluQ This is a video on youtube that inspired one of my cardcaptor sakura stories. Title Were in Heaven. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he98gyfb_rc Tilte Thousand Miles. It's there you just have to skip some of the beggining. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MhpZyucrfg&NR=1 Title Hey Juliet! There are going to be two video's for this song.I love how they put it where Syaoron says I love you to Sakura. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_xEvinxRqo&feature=related Other Hey Juliet .I love the beginning to this one when it says hey ive been watching you and I also love when it says girl you've got me on my knees. I love all the video's I post up!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGWN2_7vKc4&feature=related for the same story.Sakura confesses her love for Syaoran. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dfYBG5ia-E&feature=related Goodbye To You. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGk9xX-GcSc&feature=relatedThis has nothing to do with the story but i thought it was awesome so watch it anyways. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cOkslvE-P8&feature=related This is the second song sakura wrote.Everywhere. Twilight stories and stuff Twilight: Hear My Words Chapter one: Your Calling No videos Chapter two: Never Alone Barlow Girl Never Alone. I love this song so much and it fits Bella and Edward so much. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1-Y6HqHqy8 This is a cute video going to the song they are using for Bella's lullaby in the Twilight movie. It's Yiruma River Flows In You. I love it! Shugo Chara! Stories The Rebel Princess Amu this is the song that inspired this story. it will somewhere appear in this story but only this song! :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKvcqUKr2kg your going to have to copy and paste it. Gakuen Alice Radio Messages http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIuUHi9zK2s copy and paste Chapter two http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-qaP87pFB0&feature=related Random chapter in Gakuen Alice Radio Messages. The song will be in there I promise. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI8eA7YbRrU copy and paste If you like mountain dew add your name to the list and copy and paste this into your profile. Life.Don'tGiveUpJustYet. NO i won't go to hell! i've got a restraining order... Stop being so stupid...it's my turn now Don't hit kids. No seriously...they have guns now My mom says I'm special...but who's Ed? I didn't lose my mind. I just sold it on Ebay People are like slinkies. Basically useless, but it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. i like the myth that if u exchange teddy bears with the person u like and u name them after eachother, u'll be in love forever. i think it's kawaii!! "When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off the Golden Gate Bridge, I laugh harder!" by some random person. IF YOU DONT LIKE PEOPLE THAT ABUSE STORIES WRITTEN ABOUT THE JONAS BROTHER BECAUSE THEY ARENT ALLOWED, PUT THIS IN YOU Child Abuse it's not right! Please! MAKE IT STOP!! Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!! 1. Your real name: Skylar (he he jk but ill use my fave name instead of my real one) 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):lraykxs (awesome) 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"):Sky.izzle (Uhm..O.o) 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal):Pink Grizzly 5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Lyn Riverdale 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first):Nelsk 7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Milk 8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Alone Lynn 9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets):Black Ebony (or Black Black cuz ebony means black! :)) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile Put this in your profile if you've ever cried yourself to sleep, scared you've lost the one person you care about most, and add your name to the list, to prove it's OK to cry (BethxxSandford,)Life.Don'tGiveUpJustYet If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.(& this means all of you) If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep) XxBellaxCullenxX (only til like one am, but i started at 4pm, i can't stay up late i'm a weenie), GlassHeart17(for hours on end baby), indianaxxjones, BethxxSandford Life.Don'tGiveUpJustYet If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile if you want it too, add your name to the end:BethxxSandford,Life.Don'tGiveUpJustYet Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! 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Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. (='.'=) SUPPORT THE BUNNY o_o -0 0- This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him. (and I will take it from Him!!~PFG) ._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on !! FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR MUST READ!! When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Say "Ding" on every floor. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Okay, Here is the latest updated stuff. The next border is stuff that I got off of other people's profiles that are quotes. The Latest Stuff : Signs you live in 2008 1. You are on your computer evreyday 2. You are more inside,than out. 4. You are on this site often. 5. As you read this,you keep nodding and smiling. 6. You were too busy,reading,nodding,and of course smiling,that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three. 7. You looked back to see if there was a number three. 8. You feel a bit stupid. 9. You think this is funny. 10. You want to copy this in your profile,right now - feel free. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or has tried smokong pot.If you're one of the two pwecent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrimbie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil other sister,Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace, PrettyFanGirl If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your file, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, GeM W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Bille Joe Loving Freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Forzenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace, PrettyFanGirl Post New Stuff: Signs you live in 2008 1. You are on your computer evreyday 2. You are more inside,than out. 4. You are on this site often. 5. As you read this,you keep nodding and smiling. 6. You were too busy,reading,nodding,and of course smiling,that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three. 7. You looked back to see if there was a number three. 8. You feel a bit stupid. 9. You think this is funny. 10. You want to copy this in your profile,right now - feel free. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrimbie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil other sister,Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace, PrettyFanGirl, If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your file, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, GeM W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Bille Joe Loving Freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Forzenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace, PrettyFanGirl If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile. If you often confuse people with big words, then tell them to look it up in the dictionary, but they never do and just pester you until you tell them what it means, copy and paste this in your profile if you didn't tell them. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If someone has accused you of being bipolar when you're not, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has accused you of being emo when you're not, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this into your profile If you're a total procrastinator and aren't afraid to admit it, please copy and paste this in your profile...no, it doesn't have to be now. If whenever a new student comes to your school, you, instead of trying to be his/her friend, try to convince him/her that you are insane, copy and paste this in your profile. Put it in bold if you count the days it takes you If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes, SilverDrama, Truth Be Told 13 If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile If you are in love with Teddy Lupin, please paste this in your profile. If you think you are similar to Ginny Weasley, please paste this into your profile. New stuff since 6/8/08 If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe homophobia is wrong, repost this to your profile. If you have ever run down an up escelator or vice versa, copy this to your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile. If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (cough-toaster-cough!) copy and paste this to your profile. If you're one of those people who think that copying and pasting these into your profile is pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you often confuse people with big words, then tell them to look it up in the dictionary, but they never do and just pester you until you tell them what it means, copy and paste this in your profile if you didn't tell them. If you're a total procrastinator and aren't afraid to admit it, please copy and paste this in your profile...no, it doesn't have to be now. If whenever a new student comes to your school, you, instead of trying to be his/her friend, try to convince him/her that you are insane, copy and paste this in your profile. Put it in bold if you count the days it takes you. If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your prifile. If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile. If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile. If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your characters, copy this into your profile. If you ever look at someone and stare at them because they are talking about some new gadget or gizmo that you have no clue about, copy this into your profile. If you do random junk, definetly copy all of the above into your profile. If you have nothing else to do, copy everything into your profile. If you are getting tired of this, go read something, or copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into you're profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have small fit because you love him so much, copy this into you're profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile. (Y) "Come To The Dark Side, We Have Cookies" =) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll beBLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. This is the longest, grammatically correct, non-punctuated sentence that one can make with only one word. Buffalo can mean: 1) prop. noun- a city in New York 2) noun- an animal 3) verb- to pester, annoy, or confuse To make sense of this, replace definition two with 'people' and definition three with 'intimidate.' Buffalo people (whom) Buffalo people intimidate (also) intimidate Buffalo people. Courtesy of William J. Rapaport from the University of (where else?) Buffalo! "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live"-Albus Dumbledore "His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad. His hair is as dark as a blackboard. His really divine, I wish he were mine. The hero who concered the Dark Lord."- Fred and George Weasley/Cupid before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed...or worse expelled" Hermione Granger "Who ever said nothing's impossible had never tried slamming a revolving door!"-Brittany Wood: Scared Harry? We're not stupid we know are names are Gred and Forge!"-George cough...I mean Forge Weasley Silver: Sorry I'm lost in Hyper land. "Sanity is overrated."-Enstien "Never Be Normal!"-Ron Stoppable Mrs. Ugermyer: Mr. Craft did you even put a dent in your reading list? Lizzie: These guys (Paolo and Isabella) aren't bad. I mean if your into Alanis Morisette-y alternative, dark, like, brooding, I-never-go-out-in-the-sunlight-my-life-is-a-black-whole-of-depression kind of stuff, then you'd think they suck, but for the driving-around-in-the-car-putting-on-lipgloss-with-the-top-down-loving-life kind of thing, they're good. Listen. :holds out half of headset so Gordo can listen: Evelen and Rick (from the Mummy) talk about destroying Imhotep: Rick: We? I told you not to play around with that thing (the Book of the Dead). Didn't I tell you not to play around with that thing? Rick: :looks at mummies: AGHHHHHH From Two Weeks Notice: Blend in with the shadows that way you see everyone but no one sees you. It's lonly that way but...at least you don't get hurt. -me Out of the darkness the Zombie did call. True pain and suffering he brings to them all. Away were the children to hide in their beds. For fear that the devil would chop of thier heads! -I read it in a fic Best friends for life! Or...until our next fight!-me Isn't it funny how a heart is just two tear drops upside down?-dunno I'm in like with you...but I'm in love with him.-dunno No man is worth your tears...and the one who is won't make you cry.-dunno (sounds like someone's mother tho) I'm only smiling 'cuz I have no idea what's going on.-some keychain Inu: Why's she crying? Cry me a river and name it (insert your name here)-Destynee Akane: I think you should know that Upperclassmen goes easier on female appoints... Curiousity didn't kill the cat... Before love my heart was a black whole I'm sure someone cares that your alive...it just isn't me!-dunno I looked up at stars one night and though...'where the hell is my ceiling?'-my friend. We said friends forever, Smiles And Tears, Giggles And Laughs. When god made me he was just showing off -dunno People say life is short. I say I'm shorter -dunno One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, Idiot! IF YOU THINK REMUS LUPIN AND SIRIUS BLACK ARE HOT, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: 00jade, 14hp1, creative-writing-girl13, PrettyFanGirl Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are a died hard no hope for cure harry potter fan put this on your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you! You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! Come to the dark side, we have cookies! You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You love, I love. You jump off a cliff, I go get a cookie You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back Love comes in many colors One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Boys are like trees, the take 50 years to grow up Hold on to the people you love forever, but know when to let them go. Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it. Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks! Love your enemys! It really pissess them off! A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it! I'm not insensitive, I just dont care "That would be sooooo cool...if it wasn't going to hurt us" -Ron Stoppable "Who wants to build a robot tick? I do! I do!"-Dr. Drakken "Senor Senior Senior: Prainna! Why ever would I want Prainna? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three When it hurts to look back I cried last night...not because I missed you, or because I needed you...But because I realized I'd be alright without you.-dunno The voices in my head don't like you. -dunno If tears could build a staircase, a memories a lane...I walk right up to Heaven and bring you home again...-would u believe me if I told u this was on a pet tombstone... "I finally get a vacation. My very first one! And what does my mom do! She calls me and tells me I have to come back because my village is missing it's idiot.:smaller print:Don't see why I gotta find the idiot..."-In some cultures what I do is considered normal...-dunno Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas...-dunno (sounds like something I would say too) Wanting him is hard to get. But with all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful yet. -dunno I never meant to hurt you but you're pretty when you cry...I never really loved you but I'm pretty when I lie.-dunno As an older more mature young adult your job is to...make fun of the little kids! -dunno When you were born, you were cryin and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying. -dunno There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. -dunno "You are mistaken. I was never anyone's friend to start with. Therefore I can't be a traitor." -Busbuddy "I know that's not very logical, but then again, neither am I." - dunno "I'm not going to let you or your shiny head stop me." -dunno "Are you REALLY gonna remember to stop, drop and roll when you're on fire?" -dunno If a safety pin, duct tape, or a bandaid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.-dunno A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." One by one the lawn gnomes slowly steal my sanity...-dunno Ungrateful lil...Numbuh 5's gonna pop his cherry!... -it's an inside joke that most of you are on the outside of...right Rae? ~_ If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth!...you might be a redneck! -gotta love Jeff Foxworthy and the blue collar gang! Hermione: :howls like a werewolf: "What's a library?" -Numbuh 4 "Chicken does not have a 2 in it!" -Numbuh 5 "Check it out! Numbuh 1's a chick magnet!" -Numbuh 2 Virginity is like a balloon. One prick, all gone!- Confucious Ranma: I'll play Romeo and Akane, I want YOU to be my Juliet. Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world! -dunno You don't love her cuz she's beautiful, she's beautiful cuz you love her. -From 'The Notebook' Dancin on the clouds... Behind blue eyes Favorite Quotes from other people's profiles, and they're awesome! "If tears could build A staircase and Memories a lane, I'd Walk right up to Heaven and bring you Home again" "a soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks, our trust selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we are. We can be loved for who we are and not for who we’re pretending to be. Each unveils the best part of the other. No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person we’re safe in our own paradise,” "We can't choose who lives and who dies. Death doesn't work like that, even if we wish it did. But life will go on, so don't be bitter for long. Even though you couldn't say goodbye they will always be with you and will always love you. So its ok to cry until your eyes run dry, but remember to keep on living, keep on beliveing, keep moving on, but never forgetting." "Every minute of your life you spend unhappy is a minute of happiness you'll never get back" "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb" "Time moves on even for me" “When Love is suppressed, Hate takes its place.” "They say it takes a minute to reconize true love, an hour to appriciate them, a day to love them, and an eternity... to forget them" "Bring on the Shackels, I'm your prisnor" "Stupid Shiny Volvo owner" "Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought only girls on TV did that" "How can someone so tiny be so annoying? Its's a gift" "All girls were born with the gift of multi-tasking. Evolution missed a step with boys." "She's diabolical!" "Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever, everyday of forever. Will you marry me?" "They say good things take time, and really great things happen in a blink of an eye" "Time heals all wounds" "True Beuaty is found within" "For of all sad word of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: It might have been!" "Nothing is more intolerable then intolerence it self" " The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams" "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!" "If looks could kill, the human race would have died out centries ago." "There's no bigger fool than one who fools himself" "Winning the battle in you're mind is half the fight." "If you convince yourself you'll fail, chances are you will." "In three words I can summerise what I've learned about life: It Goes On" "Theres no time like the present" "Every thing that is or was started out as a dream " "Pride can makeeven the most educated man into a simpleton" "one should always use ones advantages." "Even the bravest angel in heaven must admit defeat for the greater good" "It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all" "I dont go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me." "Everything is always ok in the end. If its not ok, its not the end" "Never judge a book by its cover." "Do little things with great love." "Friendship makes the world go round" "Sometimes you have to listen past the words to know what people mean." "Friends are a treasure in life." "There are some things we'll never understand, but still spend a life time trying." "Death is hard. Death of a loved one is harder." "Quitters never win and winners never quit." "My sisters the devil in disguise." "When in doubt, make up words!" "When life gives you cookies, eat 'em" "When life gives you lemons, squirt them at your enemys." "There is only one happiness in life. To love and be loved." "Ask no questions and I will tell no lies." "Love is blind." "The first duty of love is to listen." "The course of true love never did run smooth." (this is a conversation I had with my friend) "So I'm going to go insane?(me) You can't go where you already are.(my friend)" "Never mind, it's complex.(person 1) The way your mind works gives a new meaning to the word complex... and not in a good way.( person 2)" "A gentleman never kisses and tells.(person1) Its a good thing your not a gentleman then.(person2) "It's funny how blind people are to whats right in front of them." "When there's nothing else to watch, watch the stars." "You sound like a self-help book. What can I say? I'm just full of worthy advice." "Make the most of the time we have with the ones we love because the won't be around forever." "Dream with love." Dream without fear." "I have found that anger never makes a situation better." "You can't go through life thinking about what could happen or what you think would happen. Sometimes, you've got to take chances." "Listen to your heart; it knows whats best for you." "Your life is yours to control. Living in fear means you miss out on so much. Embrace what you have because you never know what'll happen." "Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars..." "There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die." “Sometimes we let affection go unspoken. Sometimes we let our love go unexpressed. Sometimes we can’t find words to tell our feelings. Especially towards those we love the best,” "Truth is much more cruler than fiction." "If you can dream it, do it." "Home is not where you live, but where they understand you." "Sometimes a broken hearts don't mend themselves." "Every story doesn't always have a happy ending, but you can always try for one." "Life is short and death is unexpected, so live life to the fullest." "It’s easy to get overwhelmed with the small things and forget that in the grand scheme of things, whatever happens will happen.” "There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from." "Two wrongs don't make a right, but revenge doesn't count for that." ""You know its a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor." "Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic..." "those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it" "There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry." "Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss" "Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary." "Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to." A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" “Very often the vision comes slowly, bit by bit, like a scene set on the stage. At other times, however, it is sudden and fleeting. Something passes before your eyes, and it must be seized quickly or it is lost.” “Habituation puts to sleep the eye of our judgment.” “It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” “The proof of true love is to be unsparing in criticism.” “The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.” “We gain the strength of the temptation we resist.” “War is the province of danger, and therefore courage above all things is the first quality of a warrior.” “Torture is a very humiliating experience. The goal is not to obtain information but to punish and break you so that you won’t do anything against the authorities. You are made an example to others so that they will be too terrified to do anything either.” “A wound, a red badge of courage.” “You can close your eyes to things that you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to things you don’t want to feel.” “This is what missing-in-action means, means there’s not enough to find to bury you really.” “Sticks and stones may break our bones, but words will break our hearts.” “Footfalls echo in the memory Down the passage which we did not take Towards the door we never opened Towards the rose-garden.” “The truly brave are soft of heart and eyes, and feel for what their duty bids them do.” “If it’s stupid but works, it ain’t stupid.” “Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.” “The one condition coupled with the gift of truth is its use.” “There is no such thing as chance; And what to us seems merest accident Springs from the deepest source of destiny.” Life itself iss a game. A game where the stakes and risks are high, a game where everything and anything can be placed on the line at a moment’s notice. Because what sort of game brings the thrill, the rush, without a certain amount of peril being involved? “To endure is greater than to dare; to tire out hostile fortune; to be daunted by no difficulty; to keep heart when all have lost it—who can say this is not greatness?” “A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” “For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.” "You know, sometimes insulting a girl who is close to murdering is sometimes considered stupid." Survery Question: Where do you plan on going in life? Suicide Hotline...Please hold... -dunno You and me are best friends. You'd best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner...you're in one. -Babosi...I think that's his name FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR MUST READ!! When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Say "Ding" on every floor. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist. Tell people that you can see their aura. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Okay, Here is the latest updated stuff. The next border is stuff that I got off of other people's profiles that are quotes. The Latest Stuff : Signs you live in 2008 1. You are on your computer evreyday 2. You are more inside,than out. 4. You are on this site often. 5. As you read this,you keep nodding and smiling. 6. You were too busy,reading,nodding,and of course smiling,that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three. 7. You looked back to see if there was a number three. 8. You feel a bit stupid. 9. You think this is funny. 10. You want to copy this in your profile,right now - feel free. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or has tried smokong pot.If you're one of the two pwecent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrimbie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil other sister,Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace, PrettyFanGirl If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your file, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, GeM W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Bille Joe Loving Freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Forzenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace, PrettyFanGirl Post New Stuff: Signs you live in 2008 1. You are on your computer evreyday 2. You are more inside,than out. 4. You are on this site often. 5. As you read this,you keep nodding and smiling. 6. You were too busy,reading,nodding,and of course smiling,that you didn't notice there wasn't a number three. 7. You looked back to see if there was a number three. 8. You feel a bit stupid. 9. You think this is funny. 10. You want to copy this in your profile,right now - feel free. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only to have someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the fun of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door,copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air,copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrimbie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off. If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil other sister,Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace, PrettyFanGirl, If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your file, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, GeM W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Bille Joe Loving Freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Forzenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, padfoot-an-prongs, World Peace, PrettyFanGirl If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile. If you often confuse people with big words, then tell them to look it up in the dictionary, but they never do and just pester you until you tell them what it means, copy and paste this in your profile if you didn't tell them. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If someone has accused you of being bipolar when you're not, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has accused you of being emo when you're not, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this into your profile If you're a total procrastinator and aren't afraid to admit it, please copy and paste this in your profile...no, it doesn't have to be now. If whenever a new student comes to your school, you, instead of trying to be his/her friend, try to convince him/her that you are insane, copy and paste this in your profile. Put it in bold if you count the days it takes you If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes, SilverDrama, Truth Be Told 13 If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If random songs just pop into your head at any given momet, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile If you are in love with Teddy Lupin, please paste this in your profile. If you think you are similar to Ginny Weasley, please paste this into your profile. New stuff since 6/8/08 If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe homophobia is wrong, repost this to your profile. If you have ever run down an up escelator or vice versa, copy this to your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile. If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (cough-toaster-cough!) copy and paste this to your profile. If you're one of those people who think that copying and pasting these into your profile is pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you often confuse people with big words, then tell them to look it up in the dictionary, but they never do and just pester you until you tell them what it means, copy and paste this in your profile if you didn't tell them. If you're a total procrastinator and aren't afraid to admit it, please copy and paste this in your profile...no, it doesn't have to be now. If whenever a new student comes to your school, you, instead of trying to be his/her friend, try to convince him/her that you are insane, copy and paste this in your profile. Put it in bold if you count the days it takes you. If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your prifile. If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile. If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile. If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your characters, copy this into your profile. If you ever look at someone and stare at them because they are talking about some new gadget or gizmo that you have no clue about, copy this into your profile. If you do random junk, definetly copy all of the above into your profile. If you have nothing else to do, copy everything into your profile. If you are getting tired of this, go read something, or copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into you're profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have small fit because you love him so much, copy this into you're profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile. (Y) "Come To The Dark Side, We Have Cookies" =) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll beBLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. This is the longest, grammatically correct, non-punctuated sentence that one can make with only one word. Buffalo can mean: 1) prop. noun- a city in New York 2) noun- an animal 3) verb- to pester, annoy, or confuse To make sense of this, replace definition two with 'people' and definition three with 'intimidate.' Buffalo people (whom) Buffalo people intimidate (also) intimidate Buffalo people. Courtesy of William J. Rapaport from the University of (where else?) Buffalo! "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live"-Albus Dumbledore "His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad. His hair is as dark as a blackboard. His really divine, I wish he were mine. The hero who concered the Dark Lord."- Fred and George Weasley/Cupid before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed...or worse expelled" Hermione Granger "Who ever said nothing's impossible had never tried slamming a revolving door!"-Brittany Wood: Scared Harry? We're not stupid we know are names are Gred and Forge!"-George cough...I mean Forge Weasley Silver: Sorry I'm lost in Hyper land. "Sanity is overrated."-Enstien "Never Be Normal!"-Ron Stoppable Mrs. Ugermyer: Mr. Craft did you even put a dent in your reading list? Lizzie: These guys (Paolo and Isabella) aren't bad. I mean if your into Alanis Morisette-y alternative, dark, like, brooding, I-never-go-out-in-the-sunlight-my-life-is-a-black-whole-of-depression kind of stuff, then you'd think they suck, but for the driving-around-in-the-car-putting-on-lipgloss-with-the-top-down-loving-life kind of thing, they're good. Listen. :holds out half of headset so Gordo can listen: Evelen and Rick (from the Mummy) talk about destroying Imhotep: Rick: We? I told you not to play around with that thing (the Book of the Dead). Didn't I tell you not to play around with that thing? Rick: :looks at mummies: AGHHHHHH From Two Weeks Notice: Blend in with the shadows that way you see everyone but no one sees you. It's lonly that way but...at least you don't get hurt. -me Out of the darkness the Zombie did call. True pain and suffering he brings to them all. Away were the children to hide in their beds. For fear that the devil would chop of thier heads! -I read it in a fic Best friends for life! Or...until our next fight!-me Isn't it funny how a heart is just two tear drops upside down?-dunno I'm in like with you...but I'm in love with him.-dunno No man is worth your tears...and the one who is won't make you cry.-dunno (sounds like someone's mother tho) I'm only smiling 'cuz I have no idea what's going on.-some keychain Inu: Why's she crying? Cry me a river and name it (insert your name here)-Destynee Akane: I think you should know that Upperclassmen goes easier on female appoints... Curiousity didn't kill the cat... Before love my heart was a black whole I'm sure someone cares that your alive...it just isn't me!-dunno I looked up at stars one night and though...'where the hell is my ceiling?'-my friend. We said friends forever, Smiles And Tears, Giggles And Laughs. When god made me he was just showing off -dunno People say life is short. I say I'm shorter -dunno One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, Idiot! IF YOU THINK REMUS LUPIN AND SIRIUS BLACK ARE HOT, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: 00jade, 14hp1, creative-writing-girl13, PrettyFanGirl Life.Don'tGiveUpJustYet Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are a died hard no hope for cure harry potter fan put this on your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you! You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! Come to the dark side, we have cookies! You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You love, I love. You jump off a cliff, I go get a cookie You're just jealouse because the voices are talking to me My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back Love comes in many colors One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Boys are like trees, the take 50 years to grow up Hold on to the people you love forever, but know when to let them go. Dying is a very dull, and dreary affair, my suggestion to you is to have nothing to do with it. Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks! Love your enemys! It really pissess them off! A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it! I'm not insensitive, I just dont care "That would be sooooo cool...if it wasn't going to hurt us" -Ron Stoppable "Who wants to build a robot tick? I do! I do!"-Dr. Drakken "Senor Senior Senior: Prainna! Why ever would I want Prainna? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three When it hurts to look back I cried last night...not because I missed you, or because I needed you...But because I realized I'd be alright without you.-dunno The voices in my head don't like you. -dunno If tears could build a staircase, a memories a lane...I walk right up to Heaven and bring you home again...-would u believe me if I told u this was on a pet tombstone... "I finally get a vacation. My very first one! And what does my mom do! She calls me and tells me I have to come back because my village is missing it's idiot.:smaller print:Don't see why I gotta find the idiot..."-In some cultures what I do is considered normal...-dunno Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas...-dunno (sounds like something I would say too) Wanting him is hard to get. But with all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful yet. -dunno I never meant to hurt you but you're pretty when you cry...I never really loved you but I'm pretty when I lie.-dunno As an older more mature young adult your job is to...make fun of the little kids! -dunno When you were born, you were cryin and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying. -dunno There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. -dunno "You are mistaken. I was never anyone's friend to start with. Therefore I can't be a traitor." -Busbuddy "I know that's not very logical, but then again, neither am I." - dunno "I'm not going to let you or your shiny head stop me." -dunno "Are you REALLY gonna remember to stop, drop and roll when you're on fire?" -dunno If a safety pin, duct tape, or a bandaid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.-dunno A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." One by one the lawn gnomes slowly steal my sanity...-dunno Ungrateful lil...Numbuh 5's gonna pop his cherry!... -it's an inside joke that most of you are on the outside of...right Rae? ~_ If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth!...you might be a redneck! -gotta love Jeff Foxworthy and the blue collar gang! Hermione: :howls like a werewolf: "What's a library?" -Numbuh 4 "Chicken does not have a 2 in it!" -Numbuh 5 "Check it out! Numbuh 1's a chick magnet!" -Numbuh 2 Virginity is like a balloon. One prick, all gone!- Confucious Ranma: I'll play Romeo and Akane, I want YOU to be my Juliet. Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world! -dunno You don't love her cuz she's beautiful, she's beautiful cuz you love her. -From 'The Notebook' Dancin on the clouds... Behind blue eyes Favorite Quotes from other people's profiles, and they're awesome! "If tears could build A staircase and Memories a lane, I'd Walk right up to Heaven and bring you Home again" "a soulmate is someone who has locks that fit our keys, and keys to fit our locks. When we feel safe enough to open the locks, our trust selves step out and we can be completely and honestly who we are. We can be loved for who we are and not for who we’re pretending to be. Each unveils the best part of the other. No matter what else goes wrong around us, with that one person we’re safe in our own paradise,” "We can't choose who lives and who dies. Death doesn't work like that, even if we wish it did. But life will go on, so don't be bitter for long. Even though you couldn't say goodbye they will always be with you and will always love you. So its ok to cry until your eyes run dry, but remember to keep on living, keep on beliveing, keep moving on, but never forgetting." "Every minute of your life you spend unhappy is a minute of happiness you'll never get back" "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb" "Time moves on even for me" “When Love is suppressed, Hate takes its place.” "They say it takes a minute to reconize true love, an hour to appriciate them, a day to love them, and an eternity... to forget them" "Bring on the Shackels, I'm your prisnor" "Stupid Shiny Volvo owner" "Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought only girls on TV did that" "How can someone so tiny be so annoying? Its's a gift" "All girls were born with the gift of multi-tasking. Evolution missed a step with boys." "She's diabolical!" "Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever, everyday of forever. Will you marry me?" "They say good things take time, and really great things happen in a blink of an eye" "Time heals all wounds" "True Beuaty is found within" "For of all sad word of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: It might have been!" "Nothing is more intolerable then intolerence it self" " The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams" "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!" "If looks could kill, the human race would have died out centries ago." "There's no bigger fool than one who fools himself" "Winning the battle in you're mind is half the fight." "If you convince yourself you'll fail, chances are you will." "In three words I can summerise what I've learned about life: It Goes On" "Theres no time like the present" "Every thing that is or was started out as a dream " "Pride can makeeven the most educated man into a simpleton" "one should always use ones advantages." "Even the bravest angel in heaven must admit defeat for the greater good" "It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all" "I dont go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me." "Everything is always ok in the end. If its not ok, its not the end" "Never judge a book by its cover." "Do little things with great love." "Friendship makes the world go round" "Sometimes you have to listen past the words to know what people mean." "Friends are a treasure in life." "There are some things we'll never understand, but still spend a life time trying." "Death is hard. Death of a loved one is harder." "Quitters never win and winners never quit." "My sisters the devil in disguise." "When in doubt, make up words!" "When life gives you cookies, eat 'em" "When life gives you lemons, squirt them at your enemys." "There is only one happiness in life. To love and be loved." "Ask no questions and I will tell no lies." "Love is blind." "The first duty of love is to listen." "The course of true love never did run smooth." (this is a conversation I had with my friend) "So I'm going to go insane?(me) You can't go where you already are.(my friend)" "Never mind, it's complex.(person 1) The way your mind works gives a new meaning to the word complex... and not in a good way.( person 2)" "A gentleman never kisses and tells.(person1) Its a good thing your not a gentleman then.(person2) "It's funny how blind people are to whats right in front of them." "When there's nothing else to watch, watch the stars." "You sound like a self-help book. What can I say? I'm just full of worthy advice." "Make the most of the time we have with the ones we love because the won't be around forever." "Dream with love." Dream without fear." "I have found that anger never makes a situation better." "You can't go through life thinking about what could happen or what you think would happen. Sometimes, you've got to take chances." "Listen to your heart; it knows whats best for you." "Your life is yours to control. Living in fear means you miss out on so much. Embrace what you have because you never know what'll happen." "Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars..." "There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die." “Sometimes we let affection go unspoken. Sometimes we let our love go unexpressed. Sometimes we can’t find words to tell our feelings. Especially towards those we love the best,” "Truth is much more cruler than fiction." "If you can dream it, do it." "Home is not where you live, but where they understand you." "Sometimes a broken hearts don't mend themselves." "Every story doesn't always have a happy ending, but you can always try for one." "Life is short and death is unexpected, so live life to the fullest." "It’s easy to get overwhelmed with the small things and forget that in the grand scheme of things, whatever happens will happen.” "There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from." "Two wrongs don't make a right, but revenge doesn't count for that." ""You know its a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor." "Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic..." "those who dont learn from history are doomed to repeat it" "There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry." "Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss" "Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary." "Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to." A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" “Very often the vision comes slowly, bit by bit, like a scene set on the stage. At other times, however, it is sudden and fleeting. Something passes before your eyes, and it must be seized quickly or it is lost.” “Habituation puts to sleep the eye of our judgment.” “It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” “The proof of true love is to be unsparing in criticism.” “The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.” “We gain the strength of the temptation we resist.” “War is the province of danger, and therefore courage above all things is the first quality of a warrior.” “Torture is a very humiliating experience. The goal is not to obtain information but to punish and break you so that you won’t do anything against the authorities. You are made an example to others so that they will be too terrified to do anything either.” “A wound, a red badge of courage.” “You can close your eyes to things that you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to things you don’t want to feel.” “This is what missing-in-action means, means there’s not enough to find to bury you really.” “Sticks and stones may break our bones, but words will break our hearts.” “Footfalls echo in the memory Down the passage which we did not take Towards the door we never opened Towards the rose-garden.” “The truly brave are soft of heart and eyes, and feel for what their duty bids them do.” “If it’s stupid but works, it ain’t stupid.” “Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.” “The one condition coupled with the gift of truth is its use.” “There is no such thing as chance; And what to us seems merest accident Springs from the deepest source of destiny.” Life itself iss a game. A game where the stakes and risks are high, a game where everything and anything can be placed on the line at a moment’s notice. Because what sort of game brings the thrill, the rush, without a certain amount of peril being involved? “To endure is greater than to dare; to tire out hostile fortune; to be daunted by no difficulty; to keep heart when all have lost it—who can say this is not greatness?” “A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.” “For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life.” "You know, sometimes insulting a girl who is close to murdering is sometimes considered stupid." Survery Question: Where do you plan on going in life? Suicide Hotline...Please hold... -dunno You and me are best friends. You'd best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner...you're in one. -Babosi...I think that's his name I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.- Some guy on his defense for not paying his taxes. I have opinions of my own -strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them. -George Bush and sometimes it's just better not to ask. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. -dunno Three can keep a secret if two are dead. -dunno I'm going to live forever...or die trying! -dunno The best thing about Alzheimer's is: You can hide you're own Easter eggs. -some old person Anybody here who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand. -dunno My family puts the fun back in disFUNctional. -dunno My fellow Americans and the people of Hawaii... -Someone's friend pretending to be Bush. A man walked into a bar and said...ouch! A dyslexic man walked into a bra... (just try and figure it out) Danny: I wish I had something to take this out on! Sam: :referring to Desiree's plan: This is bad! Danny: :from inside the evil hospital: AHHHHHHH! LET ME GO! Danny:over megaphone: Listen up, everybody. If you want your parents back, you're going to have to follow my lead. Valerie: :referring to Danny: Remember when I said I didn't like him before? I kinda like him now. You and me are friends when you cry I cry when you fight i fight when you die I'm gunna miss your e-mails Hey I have story's up here is what im going to write about them Rikki and Zane's first Real kiss. This is my out look on when Rikki and Zane actually had a real kiss in the Elavator. Other stories will be later see ya. PEACE!! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile. (i) This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll beBLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder If there are times when you want to annoy someone just for the heck of it, copy & paste this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the poor leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent standing there laughing. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Books to the Ceiling Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Books to the ceiling Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, Ninja C, butterfinger45, vampirechick123, Books to the ceiling If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, Books to the ceiling white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll beBLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... -- --Put This Ribbon -- - --On Your YOUR GUY SIDE: x You love hoodies. TOTAL: 18 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. Total: 8 Wow, I knew I was a tomboy, but this is sad. I'm twice as much of a guy as I am a girl. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school |
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