If I started by telling you my name you would assume that this message would be the same as every other message or profile so I wont.

Grammer: I am a college student ( Yes I still enjoy a good fanfiction, if you can tell my my updates I don't do it often!) it is difficult for me to spend the time going back through all my works (For here) I write these fan stories to relive stress and entertain so if it is somthing major like a entire sentence didn't make since or i start to speak in some odd tongue then don't tell me that there is somthing wrong. YOU ALL ARE SMART people and can read it however you want!

FLAMERS: Don't write me just because you didn't like it that just pisses me off and makes me have a bad day and if you do, at least have the guts to leave me your screen name so i can write you back and talk about what a bitch or asshole you are don't be guttless so in short just don't do it IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY WORK DON'T FREAKING READ IT! OR leave me your name you cowards!

The story behind the E-mail, if you ever e-mail me don't be scared it was a joke by my best friend who is actually, well he is gay, but I love him all the same! SOOOOO that is the story behind the E-mail. Alexgaybob...yeah... had to bee there.

What eles, OH my stories that will be coming soon, they ARE my creations please don't steal! and I hate, sorry to say, well no not really but hate people who flame. That is ridiculas who would want to make someones day shitty cause they didn't like the story so they want to pick at everything out like they are fucking critic or something! GET A LIFE!

My name is not Alex that is my gay friends mine as stated above, you can call me Batt or if you know what it means Batts but not many people I know what it is SOOOO feel free to guess I will give you cudos for life if you get it B. A. T.T. S

Feel free to give it a-go!

So I guess I will start my stories...

Updating this a bit shesh been like two years over looking these and EGAD! they are some shitty peices of work! LOTS of Grammer errors...sad news... anyway I don't think I am going to fix them because they are a little old news so I think I will just start updating anything you want me to write I will take it into consideration. I am however trying to finish the more popular stories that have been whispering cruel things in my ears while I sleep so unless you see a chapter that says:

THIS Story will not be completed at this time. Feel free to take a poll to change my mind I will think you are great and funny and would possibly consider it!

BATT

So yeah that is it Points above that is all that will be said.

PEACE AND LOVE

BATTS