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 Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride. hi im cassidy im a huge maximum ride fan and twilight fan and hope you like my storys! i soon will have a new story up its a maximum ride story and the first chapter is up and runnin i am now working on the other chapters so please review its called the Signs ... if you review ill give you a cookie!! i have a new story up!! its called last time! its about max and she loses her memory in a fight will she meet fang and the flock again? did they lose their memory to? you will have read to find out! so get ready! lol=) and i really hate hateful comments i hope some people see that! im 15 and im slightly clumsy.. well its not my fault (points to Courtney!) she's the one that pushes me! i have the most randomness friends you will probably ever meet ...im not kidding im like the only normal person on my table haha! lets see shall i go on with the randomness!? 1) "omg! i read a poster in Mrs. laufferty's and it said some people do something but, everyone one does something!" Courtney screams out loud. "wow we really do have twisted minds!" i say 2) "there is sooo many different people ...ok we have the jock,...the sane people...the insane people...and then their is us!" said Courtney "wait then where are we?"i say 3) your pregnant with who's child?!" i scream everyone turns and stares at us at lunch..."whoops!" i sit back down and eat.. "i was kidding!" screamed Courtney. 4)"this is what happens when you have to many gummy worms" cassidy R. says looking at me. "whaaat? its hard to try and draw a strait line!" i say with a screechy and jerky voice. trust me there will be more soon!-looks at Courtney- "what?! stop looking at me!" she said hehe i just like doing that! 5)Omg his head i shiny-i say looking a mr.young-"shiny..SHINY I LIKE SHINE." screams Courtney. -Courtney chases Mr. young and pets his head. "my shiny hehehehe" says Courtney 6)"cassidy what the point of living?" Courtney asked "burritos!"me say 7)"omg! a squirrel! what should we name it since we dont know if its a boy or girl?? i ask cassidy."we should name it Michael Jackson because it could go either way!!" she said chasing the squirrel! i have a new story up!! its called last time! its about max and she loses her memory in a fight will she meet fang and the flock again? did they lose their memory to? you will have read to find out! This is really sad! I'm sooo against abortion (Obama...) (In case you didn't notice, I hate Obama. DON'T LECTURE ME!) Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just: One more heart that was stopped. If you want abortion to end now, post this in your profile! Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901- heck, he's sexier than everyone since 1901 I Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? "When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade’ When life hands Edward Cullen lemons, he throws them at Mike. Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something He said I love you; I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us! Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake. Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Stupid shiny Volvo owner. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." "I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not." "A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'" "If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side." Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment? Death is God's way of saying "You're fired." If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Unfortunately, you can't die of a broken heart. "I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about." "When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you" "You don't die of a broken heart...you only wish you did" "And the truth is; You could slit my throat; And with my one last gasping breath; I'd apologise; For Bleeding On Your Shirt!" "Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within" "Don't judge a book by it's cover, nor a person by their scars" "It's not until you're broken that you know what you're made of." "To die is nothing but a long goodbye." "This isn't just goodbye, this is I can't stand you." "I hear your silence loud and clear." "The past is only the future with the lights on." "I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Twilight -Watch me hunt- Bella Swan (so adorable) -You know you're in love when reality is finally better than your dreams- (Dr. Seuss) -People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about- ;) -Love is when two people who care for each other get confused- (Bob Schneider) -Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?- -Strike a pose; & act like your famous- -It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be real hard. And we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I wanna do that...because I want you. All of you...forever- -Behind every untrusting girl is someone who made her that way- -"You think I lifted a van off you?" His tone questioned my sanity- (Twilight) -When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end- (Twilight) -But I'm tired of trying to stay away from you Bella- (Edward Cullen) –gasp ∨ faint-! -And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion- (Edward and Bella I dazzle people?- (Edward Cullen, lol) -Do you remember when you told me I couldn't see myself clearly? You obviously have the same blindness- (Bella Swan) -You're wrong you know. You are worth it- (Jasper Hale Cullen) -Cullen boys...because they don't make them like that anymore- ;) -Stupid, shiny Volvo owner- (Twilight) -Bella's all about the extreme sports these days- (Alice Cullen) -Boys in books...are just better- -I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!- -I run with vampires- -Edward Cullen is so bringing sexy back- -I'll be your Bella if you'll be my Edward- -It's funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the little pieces- -Happiness. It made the whole dying thing pretty bearable- (New Moon) -Your mom- (Some genius) this right here is my ultimate favorite jokeee ever ;) -It's the kind of relationship where we have a secret handshake, and she begs him to watch Disney movies with her, while he begs her to watch a scary movie instead. It's where they laugh and joke all the time, but they're serious when it's time to be serious. It's where neither of them have to say 'I love you' because they know with all their hearts they love each other. It's where they can mess around on her couch, and then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to look guilty in front of her dad. It's the kind of love everyone dreams about- There's that one quote, 'when I'm around you the sky is a different blue'. What happens when I'm around you, and the goddamn sky is gray?- -So here's to teenage romance, and not knowing why it hurts like hell- -I miss you...alot- -& she's so scared to get close to anyone because everyone who said they'd never leave...left- -Beginnings are scary endings are s a d It's the middle that counts the most;; don't look too hard for happy endings because you might just miss the best part of the story- -People hold onto something because they're afraid nothing that great will ever happen to them again- -If you can't hear my heartbeat ;; then you're too far away- - just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying - "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork" Don't follow me, I'm lost too At least I don't care what those mindless people think of me It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it? Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? Haha. I don't get it So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them Set sail in a genaral that way direction Poke me. I dare you. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. Defination of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primeval areas. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! The difference between friends and best friends F: Never asks for food or drink BF: Is the reason your fridge is empty F:Bail you out of jail BF: In the next cell saying "Damn we messed up, again!" F:Only knows a few things about you. BF: Is writing a embarassing biography you don't know about as we speak. F:Knocks on the door. BF:Comes in saying "I'm Hoooooome" if you can raed tihs,cnorgadulations! You are one or the sarmt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idnivalually, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt peploe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres! Msot good raedres can raed a wrod wehn the frist and lsat letres are the smae and terhe are the smae auomnt of letres in a wrod! 25 reasons i owe my mother 1) My mother taught me to apprieciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up) 2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet) 3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week) 4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, thats why) 5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me) 6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.) 7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about) 8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper) 9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it) 10)My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck) 11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0 12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (I i've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate) 13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out) 14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father) 15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do) 16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home) 17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way) 18)My mother taught me about receiving (Your going to get it when we get home) 19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold) 20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me) 21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father) 22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up) 23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?) 24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand) 25)and my favorite: My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you) One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that god damn thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation. You Know You Live In 2008 When... 1. You accidently enter your password into your microwave 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years 3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv 6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer 7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends 8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling 9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this 10. You were too busy to notice number five 11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five 12. And now your laughing at your stupidity 13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming him Edward copy this into your profile. If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile If you have ever tried to laugh underwater, copy and paste this into your profile. Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine. | |||||||
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