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Joined 07-10-09, id: 2002298, Profile Updated: 02-05-19
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Welcome.

Hello, my name is Catherine. I am 24 years old. I stopped writing a few years ago because of many events in my life, I will not go into detail. However, as of now, I have decided to restart writing. I have no idea where this will take me, my writing is a little rusty but I will get there.

I am from the UK, so please be patient with me for when I am writing my stories as I do not know a lot about the American system. Please correct me if I am wrong on any subject, but please do so kindly.

I enjoy reading, I gave up for a while but I am now starting to enjoy it again. 2019 is looking hopeful, and I hope you will follow me and my stories.

It has been a while. I have not written anything since, well, I do not know. However I am attempting to make a comeback, please review my latest story so that I know if I am wasting my time or not.

I accept any and all reviews, however, if there is any type of abuse towards me or the story I will not allow it to be published. I do accept constructive criticism but not any abuse of any kind.


The future:

As I have mentioned up above, I have no idea what the future holds for me with regards to my writing. I have a few ideas that I would like to share with you but it might take a while, I have decided to focus solely on one story at a time.

If you have any ideas then please do PM me.

Thanks.


Current COMPLETED stories:

Twilight Remix.


Current IN-PROGRESS stories:

The Not so Peaceful life of Eleanor Gwynne.

Summary: Ellie comes back to Forks. Hoping for some peace and quiet. Unfortunately, life has other plans, as she is suddenly thrown back into the world she so desperately wanted to leave. OC, canon couples.

The Peace that Ended.

This is actually another version of "The Not so Peaceful life of Eleanor Gwynne." I had two versions in my head and I have decided to publish both of them. I want you all to decide which one I should carry on with.

Summary: Ellie was living a peaceful life in Forks. Enjoying her life, that was until Bella Swan moved back to live with her Father. Then everything goes to hell in a handbasket. “Why the fuck does this always happen to me?!” NOW PUBLISHED. However, I may not update this just yet.


Updating

I will try to update as often as I can, however, I have to explain that I work nights so some days I will not be able to update. Also please be aware that I also have a life, and may not update for about week or more.

Thanks

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Evergreen Loop by Vican reviews
The downside of high school: cafeteria food sucks, and sometimes, you're cast as the weirdo. On the bright side, sometimes Edward Cullen is your best friend. Even if it is a secret.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,929 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Enterprise by Amethyst Jackson reviews
ALL HUMAN: Bella has no idea how she's going to continue supporting herself and her recovering father on her meager income…until a certain CEO waltzes in with an offer she can't refuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,680 - Reviews: 4688 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 5,105 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen LoveChild by EdwardCullen0x reviews
Bella Swan fled from millionare Edward Cullen when she learnt of her preganancy and now five years later he is back. Bella will be the Cullen bride willingly or not...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,044 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Candy by Danifaith12345 reviews
Bella Swan the to herself innocent girl of Forks, might be pregnant by the school's heartbreaking player, Edward Masen. How did this come about ? And what will she do now? AH. Same story, different PenName! Rated M for some Lemons*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 91,982 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Le Vampire d'Opéra Populaire by Ev'ryBody'sGotALaughin'Place reviews
BxE. Bella Swan is the center of his world. He loves her more than anything and is bent on showing her somehow. Problem is, she doesn't even know he exists, because he's not supposed to. He's the Vampire of Opera Populaire. Based on POTO AU BxE PROMISE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,297 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Black Dragon by Valse De La Lune reviews
Bella defied the arrogant Edward. He will not forget her. She will be his sacrifice, he will make her his prisoner, and he will make her his, after all, he is the most feared. He is known as The Black Dragon. All Human. Dark. Medieval
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,713 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3736 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
How To Get An A by The-May-Of-Brianna reviews
My Names Bella Swan, Mr Cullen is my creative writing teacher, he is perfection its self, to bad he cant stand my mere presence. Teacher Edward/Student Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,655 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For a child by karlaakamsloki reviews
Edward Cullen, mafia boss craves something many people have and will not stop until he gets it; to be a father.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,159 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Obsessed Or In Love? by TwilightOfTheNewMoonEclipse reviews
Edward had a mental condition, and it's now driven him to this. To loving someone he's never met. And to save himself, he's kidnapping her, to make her see that he loves her and for her to love him back. But the question is, is it love or obsession?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
A twisted Romeo and Juliet by x.charli.x reviews
What happens when Bella meets a stranger online who only refers to himself as 'Dark angel' One shot. Rated m. Dark themes. Better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella - Complete
Pour Être Vrai by Treasurer reviews
“I’m sorry that I have no will to quit you.” “I’m sorry that I ever thought I did.” Their love for each other did not come out of betrayal or abandonment, but out of selfishness and misery. Not your average Jasper/Bella pairing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,672 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Life ain't been no Crystal Stair by XDCaramel reviews
Having been raised in poverty and through hard times, Bella Swan resents the wealthy who "have it easy". Edward Cullen is a rich arrogant man who thinks the world revolves around him. Can they convince each other otherwise? ExB All human. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,462 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Sun Continued by ForksVampireGirl reviews
I went about this in the same way Stephenie Meyer had started Midnight Sun. All the dialog originally from Bella's POV is directly quoted from Twilight. This is Edward's POV, picking up where she left off, midway through chapter 11.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,010 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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The Not so Peaceful life of Eleanor Gwynne reviews
Ellie comes back to Forks. Hoping for some peace and quiet. Unfortunately, life has other plans, as she is suddenly thrown back into the world she so desperately wanted to leave. Follow Eleanor as she attempts to get some peace & quiet, but that won't happen with Bella and the Cullen's around. Canon couples, OC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/13
The Peace that Ended reviews
Ellie was living a peaceful life in Forks. Enjoying her life, that was until Bella Swan moved back to live with her Father. Then everything goes to hell in a hand-basket. With James after Bella and Ellie's past coming back to haunt her. She'll be lucky to have at least 5 minutes peace. "Why does this always happen to me!"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15
Twilight Remix reviews
Elizabeth Jane is an Angel. Protecting Forks from the war, Cullens take an intrest in her after they find her in the forest. Will they find out her secret? And why does she know one of the Cullens? And what if she knew E and B were going to fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,972 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete