The Saltwater Sylph
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Now, I bet you're wondering what 'sylph' means, and though I am not one, I can always dream, can't I?

My suggestion is to look it up in the dictionary.

Yes, I was formerly known as "Hula".

I took this quiz to see what god/goddess I am most like and I got...

You are the god: Artemis

Artemis is the god of the forests and hills, and is often depicted hold a bow and arrows. The deer and cypress tree were sacred to her. She was the daughter of Zeus Leto. Artemis is the twin sister of Apollo. Hera, upset with Zeus for impregnated Leto, forbid Leto to give birth on the mainland or on an island. But Leto disobeyed and gave birth to Artemis on an island (either Delos or Ortygia). She was worshipped through the Hellenic world; in fact her temple at Ephaesus was one of the Seven Wonders of the World. One story involving Aphrodite concerns Artemis killing Adonis because Aphrodite, the lover of Adonis, had killed Hippolytus, a favorite of Artemis. Artemis also apparently killed Orion, an event that precipitated several different stories in the mythology.

Artemis is known for nature, forests and deer

I am the Ancient Greek God:

Artemis

Greek Gods Quiz

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Thx to Jay Cerberus:

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Stolen from Laughing-like-Bells:

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enableyou to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands orgenitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

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So that's my profile(so far)

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