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Joined 11-22-09, id: 2154236, Profile Updated: 12-29-09

Hey, it's Kt and I'm happy to be writing on here. I'm still a student (ick) but I will still stay up past midnight to work on stories. I dig writing like a choco-holic digs chocolate... only less. Any good books you can throw my way would be awesome, because I love reading too. I really want to make a good story for here and any critiques are so beyond welcome. Btw the profile pic is supposed to say: Prose before Hos. :) Reviews and requests are welcome.

Movies: How the Grinch Stole X'mas (with Jim Carrey), Horton Hears a Who, and much more to come.

Books: I hate to admit it but: Harry Potter, Twilight(shh don't tell my friends), Ivanhoe, Angus Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging, and more to come.

Update: Dec. 29th 2009, Erlack. I only have two days left until next year.

Fanfics:

Twilight:

Ride a Tricycle (Hiatus)

Can you fight an imprint off completely? I'm made for someone, but he's not mine to have. Someone's made for me, but I don't want him. PaulxOC at first, then EmbryxOC

I'm looking forward to writing this one, but don't blame me on the title... It's Jamie's struggle with wanting what she has and not wanting what she can't have. I hope you guys will love it as much as I want you to. (do I sound crazy yet?) It's a three ring circus with balls still up in the air ;) It's only first person, through Jamie's eyes, though I might drabble with sticking Embry's thoughts into it.

Coming soon: Taking the Hit

Girls aren't supposed to be able to take a hit, but how should they prepare if they're knocked right off their feet? OcXOc, SherlockXIrene WatsonXMary

After Sherlock's long detective career, he follows Watson in settling down with a family. But what entails between their children when they grow up together?

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Defining Destiny by fantasyessa reviews
Paul has imprinted on Rachel Black, infamous for her firey attitude. She hates anything to do with La Push, including him. Paul never wanted to imprint, but he can't seem to keep away. The path they take isn't easy. Who ever said easy meant fun? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,571 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Paul, Rachel - Complete
One Year by Office-LOver reviews
In one year I would be gone. 365 days and I could leave my father and his abusive behavior behind. Find freedom. That was until I ran into Paul. Literally. Paul/OC cause I never really like Rachel and him...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Paul
7 Rules by Ohime x3 reviews
Hermione may not, but Ron does. Ron just knows. "I'm more observant than you think, you know."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
There's Nothing Funny About Imprinting by Bible Chick reviews
You know what my motto use to be go with the flow eat well and laugh, and then I imprinted and there's nothing funny about imprinting. EmbryXOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,138 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Embry
The Way You Do That Thing You Do by SwissMiss1 reviews
The night after the Final Battle, Neville is alone in his dorm... or so he thinks. Sequel to White Out, but can be read independently. One-shot. Neville/Luna. Canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Being Embry Call by Leiaaa reviews
Leah used to be the beautiful sweetheart of La Push but hate and bitterness pushed her over the edge. Leah's fall from grace told from Embry's prospective. What does Embry think of Leah? Find out here.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Embry, Leah - Complete
What if I Do it Wrong? by snarkysweetness reviews
The idea of sex has always frightened Neville. Neville/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Follow You Wherever by rain4691 reviews
An Embry imprint story. Embry is leading a mundane life after the events of Breaking Dawn until he unexpectedly imprints on a girl at the beach. EmbryXOC, canon pairings. After BD, so obviously spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Embry
Me, You, Her and the Walls by theatricalice reviews
Link, Penny, Seaweed, a birthday present to hide, a deserted studio, and a closet with a broken lock. Apologies for the title and summary. Nothing naughty, by the way, it's T for language only.
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Whoops by Lulu ala Rue reviews
Hermione has something new and Ron doesn't like them at all. See how Ron convinces Hermione to get rid of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Brotherly Friction by spikescrypt reviews
If there was one thing Ron’s brothers knew it was to never say anything bad about Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Luna Blinked by codenamelily reviews
I do blink, replied Luna. But sometimes it changes things. NevilleLuna, post Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Weasley Theories: Ron Weasley by Fidelian reviews
PREQUEL TO WEASLEY THEORIES: GINNY WEASLEY. Ron wants Hermione. The twins knows how to get her. Ron's POV. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Von Schoenebeck's Second Law of Transfiguration by j.lunatic reviews
Neville's help to prepare Luna for her Transfiguration OWL leads to a practical demonstration.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete