Phoenix knew who she was and who she wanted to be. Her mother's fear of magic wouldn't stop her from going to the greatest magical school in the world. Except the world falls out from under her as soon as she steps foot in the castle. She isn't Phoenix Macdonald, only child to single-mother Mary Macdonald. She is Phoenix Malfoy, kidnapped and missing since she was just a year old.

Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?

The Year is 2014, London. When Scorpius runs away from home, Hermione takes him under her wing, not knowing who's child he is. When Draco and Hermione cross paths, drama ensues, courtesy of Scorpius. Please read and review!

Hermione is living a semi-normal life as a healer after the war. Well as normal as her life could be, until one day she finds out she's not really a Granger. She has a lot to adjust to & then the Minister passes a marriage law! Will she find love in something she was forced into? EDITED AND EPILOGUE

"I bet you found that kiss so enjoyable that you just want me to snog you senseless right here and now, don't you, Granger?" Fluffy one-shot.

Originally titled "Okay, Let's Go!". A typical morning in the Potter household. It's canon and fluffly with the young family. Canon

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

When Hermione is captured, Lucius puts a spell on her that causes her to go deaf. After she is rescued, she and Draco get caught up in an exploding potion and have to deal with the concequences while simultaneously dealing with Hermione's disability.HG/D Currently on HIATUS!

A new marriage law is passed when our Golden Trio turns 21. Post WW II Wizarding War II .R&R if you would be as so kind. Edited Chapter 5 is up!

Formerly Stone Dragon's Curse."What makes you think I'll help you?" She said."You, Granger have this urge to help people - so my dear, marry me." He said. And with that begins an extraordinary adventure. Complete. Unedited.

Who else to fit the job at Flourish & Blotts other than Hermione Granger? ... and Draco Malfoy. Two-shot.

After the final battle, Hermione and Ron come to terms with a secret that breaks them apart. 3 years later, they meet again with chance of reconciling. But first they must to come to terms with the mistakes they made 3 years prior. Rated M for language.

Draco and Hermione have never been normal. For them, normal is baseless insults, ridiculous arguments, and dealing with increasingly absurd work problems. Mundane for them, is the complete opposite. Part of the 'Modal Realism in Practise' alternate universe.

Hermione is late for the train and some other girl has taken her spot, so she sits with Draco and plots to get Ron back, but something happens. Could one day really show a side of Draco she can love?

'What are you doing' 'Star-gazing' It's the evening of the Yule Ball, and while Hermione is immersed in thoughts of the talented and interesting Victor Krum, she has feelings for a completely unexpected classmate in the grotto where nobody can see them... except for the fairies . One shot.

"What happened?" Hermione said as she sighed in defeat while shaking her head. "Well, we slept together. Obviously." Draco drawled with a roll of his eyes. "But - But!" Hermione started. "You can't deny something that already happened Granger." Draco said as he smirked. Hermione wokes up and realizes she slept with Draco Malfoy.

One-Shot. Family Reunion fic – Hermione's family has gathered to celebrate the 75th birthday of their matriarch. What they didn't expect were the changes that happened to Hermione as well as the news that was in store for them. DMHG

Hermione Granger is probably the only girl who can make Draco Malfoy speechless.

Harry, Ron and Draco pick up Hermione from her house.

Hermione gets slightly emotional while watching A Walk To Remember. Draco Malfoy hates to see girls cry, even if said girl is a Mudblood. He decides to ask the Head Girl what is upsetting her. "You OK, Granger?" asked Draco anxiously. Hermione sniffed, "W-what is it to you?" Seventh year. One-Shot.

Cormac McLaggen tries to kiss Hermione at a party they're attending. Draco Malfoy sees this and goes into over-protective boyfriend mode. "Stay away from my girl!" yelled the Slytherin blonde. "Or I'll break your face, McLaggen." One-Shot. Dramione.

"Muggle ghosts are scary and evil!" - A short fluffy Dramione story.

The tables turn as Hermione, the Head Girl, experiences a sugar and caffeine high, causing her to be the annoying one, much to the dismay of a very tired Head Boy who still has to do an essay. One-shot.

"Enlighten me, Granger, as to why you are being referred to as Professor Granger." Sorting. A new professor. The children make new friends. And Hermione has something to reveal – who is this mystery man of hers? DMHG

Hermione Granger works at her favorite place in London. At Haven. It's a bookstore that is owned by an old lady, Elizabeth. One day, it was just a normal working day for Hermione but then, the grandson of the friend of Elizabeth visits. Who is it?

Hermione's limping and cursing her high heels, hating it with everything she has. Draco comes up to her. To tease her, perhaps? But he does something really unexpected… R&R. Pure Dramione fluff!

Hermione's taking the day off when none other then Draco Malfoy walks in on her. Can he talk nerdy? Based on the song Talk Nerdy by Luke Conrad. One-shot. RnR

Draco gets a surprise when he show up at work for the day.

Draco sings sexy and I know it, and it enrages Hermione that most of the girls follow him to their common room, what's Draco's actual motive for all this? A little OOC, AU, Seventh year.

Hermione Granger is beyond annoyed by Lavendar and Parvati's gossip, especially because they're oblivious to what's actually happening. So when they dare her to prove that Draco Malfoy has changed, Hermione accepts to shut them up.

Hermione Granger starts her new life after the war working as a secretary for the Ministry. But she finds herself in much more trouble than she asked for when her new boss is none other than Draco Malfoy.

5 years after the war, Hermione starts her first year as a teacher at Hogwarts. When a certain red-head starts teaching flying lessons there too, what'll happen?

Hermione get's persuaded into helping Ginny deal with her latest crush but as playing match maker becomes more and more complicated, the question is - can people really change for the better? Lots of Draco/Hermione. Read, enjoy and review

Just little something that came to my mind while I was listening to the song I'm sexy and I know it - hence the name. In short - just little Draco sexy show with special someone mentioned.

How Harry Potter characters react to finding fanfiction and fanart , in sript fashion. Just for fun. Couple Ideas needed!

Five years after the Hogwarts graduation, two unlikely people meet up at a park bench on a freezing cold day. Will romance blossom between them? Or will their hatred continue to grow? Please read and review :D xxx

Drabble/One-shot. Draco learns the joy and horror of being outsmarted by Hermione when he thought he had won. Dramione.

In which Hermione wanted a brother, Harry wanted a sister, and Malfoy wanted to know just what was going on. A cute little one-shot, my first harry potter based fan fic. May change title later if I think of something better

Cute moments between Draco and Hermione

Waking up Hermione isn't always easy. Sometimes one must resort to extreme measures: "You denied me my bacon." Hermione/Draco.

Enter a world where guys cry and Quidditch teams are all-girl, where Draco writes a diary and Hermione doesn't like to read. How can you fight what's happening when it feels like that's the way you were programmed? Or charmed... Draco/Hermione.

What if Hermione left after the war and didn't come back for 8 years... and who does she bring with her when she does? Dramione Oneshot 3

"Hermione," Draco sighed, looking at her admonishingly, "Don't you know it's wrong to lie?" What happens when Peeves spills water all over Hermione - and her very translucent white shirt?

"So do I get to know who you really are?" I asked. "The Masquerade Ball is over, you know." "Nope. I'd expect you'd be able to figure it out." he said, smiling, his grey eyes almost twinkling. "See you, Hermione. It was...enchanting to meet you." R&R!

Short looking one-shot of the very cliche idea of note passing in a lesson. Dramione.

You'll just have to read to find out...

What happens when Hermione and Draco are thrown in a room and forced to work through their problems? Just a cute little story. Please read : Dramione!

Hermione found Ron cheating on her with Pansy. Draco is pissed that he was cheated on and Hermione will stop at nothing to get revenge. So what happens when the Slytherin Prince and the Gryffindor Princess team up to get back at their exes? Read&Review!

At Ron and Hermione's, the kids are up to no good. Rose and Hugo have inherited their father's knack for attracting trouble and their mother's ability to outsmart him. The only victim of their mischief, though, is none other than Crookshanks II. One-Shot.

It's simple: Draco wants Hermione, Hermione doesn't want Draco. Or does she? Somehow a muggle postman comes into the picture. Very short chapters,perfect for coffee breaks. Confusion, HGDM, muggle bureaucracy. Now COMPLETE. Please R&R.

All it takes is a decent conversation and a bit of honesty to forgive the person who gave up on you.

James doesn't want to dress up for Halloween, but changes his mind when he finds some Halloween costumes he's sure his dad will find very amusing. If he doesn't faint from shock first. ONESHOT

But, his smile turned into a frown when he saw her response. Why didn't she just admit she fancied me? Draco though, but then smirked. Hermione Granger wants to play hard to get, eh? Well, two can play at that game.

Scorpius thinks his father doesn't care about him anymore and because of this, he's having nightmares. Draco can't stand listening to his son suffer any longer and decides to find out what's really upsetting him. ONESHOT.

All he meant to do was deliver her some files. But once confronted with a crying woman, how can the ever-gentlemanly Draco Malfoy ever just walk away? Dramione oneshot.

They've been married for six years, and he still loves watching her do the dishes.

A 3rd Generation Fic. Astoria Malfoy left her son and husband in the dust leaving them to cope with the changes. Scorpius is off to his first year at Hogwarts and Draco is left at home and forming an odd new friendship with Harry and Ginny.

"You are loads prettier than Australia Greenrash," he said, swaying on the spot, but still with a smirk plastered on his face. One-shot.

When Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are asked to compete in order to create a new educational curriculum for Hogwarts, no one could have foreseen that their competitiveness would lead to something more... Becoming ultimately a battle of the sexes.

In which Draco is the famous celebrity, and Hermione is the only un-fan girl. One-shot.

Hermione forgets Draco's birthday and he demands cake in return. She gives him something a little different.

I am not really good at this. Draco is afraid of telling his mother that he is dating a muggle born. And to punish Granger, it never goes as planned.

Ron attempts to get baby Rose back to sleep after waking on the middle of the night. Cute Ron/Hermione/Rose fluff based off a scene in the film 'Jack and Sarah'.

Dramione fic, about an embarrassing event that leads to a nicer event. With very ridiculous story goo in the middle. 3

For CandyKiller's "Shut up! I was drunk!" Challenge. Enjoy, comment! My first Dramione in ages, I might be a little rusty!

Draco Malfoy...the main reason we all facepalm ourselves...-collection of short oneshots-

A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.

Hermione's parents were killed over the summer, Hogwarts is hosting a Parents Day and Hermione develops a bond with Narcissa and Draco Malfoy. Now she has to decide where her loyalties lie.

Written for the "Love Interest" Challenge. Back for an eighth year at Hogwarts, Hermione is in for one heck of a time. Blaise Zabini seems to be very interested in her. 3 years later, she sees Draco. When Blaise cheats, what happens with Hermione?

To the Minister of Magic: S.P.E.W. needs their funding! Your blasphemous bureaucracy is hindering the rights and lives of elves everywhere. Please remedy this immediately. Sincerely, Anonymous. A series of letters between DM and HG. Oneshot

"Hermione! The baby's crying again!" Draco called out to his wife who was in the shower amidst the shrill wails of a six-month-old baby. A DraMione ficlet.

Detention has never been quite like this before. But what is this potion, and why does Draco have a sudden urge to smell Hermione?

Hermione's green. And only Harry really understands.

'But Johnny Depp isn't blonde'

Draco and Hermione have somewhat radically different stories about their first date. One-shot.

While in the Head's common room, Draco begins annoying Hermione. So, she decides to take matters into her own hands. AU, R&R! No flames please! Now a chapter story. COMPLETE

Hermione Granger is married to Draco Malfoy. With 2 kids in tow, a successful husband to boot, a mansion as a roof over her head, her life was supposed to be a breeze. Apparently, everything was, except her one-month non-existent sex life.

Response to a challenge by a friend... Hermione has to reveal that she knows more about Draco than any other person in Hogwarts...to the shock of everyone Dramione obviously...hope you enjoy and i know summary sux but PLEASE READ : DMHG

How will a letter to Santa bring two families together?

People are always complaining about Chocolate Frogs or Chocolate frog cards. And it was no different for the brunette in the waiting room . . .

This is a fanfic of the original story The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle. This is an alternative way that Hermione and Draco could have revealed that they are married to their entire class. Mostly about the students reactions to their marriage tattoos. Oneshot.

Hermione and Draco are paired up for a Muggle Studies assignment and Draco finally meets a computer. Enemies, curious friends, a deranged teacher and some Sly Horned Nints... What happens now? DM/HG, please review! :D

inspired by Ladyfirehair's star trek story 'Enterprise Apartments'. AU normal world. What with the divorce and everything, to Hermione, Hogwarts Apartments had seemed like a blessing in disguise. That is, if it weren't for one particular neighbour...

It is never a good thing when the water stops when your in the middle of taking a shower. Or is it? R/Hr oneshot

Narcissa is trying to take over Hermione's wedding. Hermione won't let it happen.

ONE-SHOT. While on a family vacation, Hermione, Luna, and Ginny decide to take revenge on their husbands, girl style. ;D Hermione/Draco, Ginny/Harry, and Luna/Ron.

Draco may have overlooked one tiny detail in the proceedings of Malfoy Marriages. One Shot.

It's all begun with a couple contest that Hermione thinks Draco is just playing with her. "Tell her you love her,mate." "I dont know... I cant, Blaise." Draco x Hermione Fluffy one-shot. x

"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"

Draco calls off his engagement because of his feelings for a newly divorced Hermione Granger. Proud of himself, he turns up at her house on New Year's Eve, a free man intent on making her his again. But life isn't supposed to be so easy... Please R&R!

He never gets to rest, but he doesn't seem to care.

Commentating on the first Quidditch game with Draco Malfoy isn't Hermione's ideal way of spending her day. But, of course, they're not even paying attention to the game much. "And lastly, the Boy-Who-Scored!" Pause. "Oh wait, he never 'scores'." One-shot.

It is Another year at Hogwarts and Malfoy is being cruel as usual. But one encounter at the beach with Hermione can be the beginning of Draco and Hermione. Oneshot

Hermione is the creator of a famous fashion line, while Draco is still the rich playboy he was at school. They both hate each other, but what happens when they are both given guardianship of a 3-month old baby? DMHG! Complete! Edit in Progress!

written for voldyismyfather's mistletoe kisses challenge. Category: Funniest

"I agree that you are too pretty to be a Grinch..." When Draco decides to educate his son behind the magic of the Yule Hols, pouting and name calling ensues...until Draco redeems himself.

Draco Malfoy returned home to find something stinky. What is it? Read to find out.

This is just a fun drabble I wrote for Hogwarts Online's prompt of the day. On December 4. I had a lot of fun reading it and I hope you enjoy reading it.

Ever thought what pick up lines they used? Here are they. Three-shots

It was my twenty-seventh birthday, and I was nibbling away at my favorite. Humor. Hermione's POV.

Draco walks in on Hermione singing some interesting lyrics! Dramione.

As Draco and Hermione share the things they hate about eachother, some things might slip up. One-Shot

Sexomnia…Also known as sex sleep! Even a minor episode can be caused by stress and lack of sleep. It's not so safe to say that Hermione Granger is suffering from both!

Draco and Hermione ask eachother a few questions. A LOT OF HUMOR!

Draco fell for Hermione, but apparently,the feelings are one - sided. So, with an abundance of pick - up lines, Draco set out on a seemingly impossible task: woo Hermione Granger.

Well... A SICK HERMIONE! Exactly what the title says :

Hermione doesn't have a cook. What happens if she and Draco cooks? One-shot!

In which Hermione deduces the real reason why Draco Malfoy is a heartless prat.

"I'm not scared," Hermione tells me. Correction: She is not scared of my costume. However, she is slightly frightened of me, how it's dark. How our arms brush every few moments. How we're completely and utterly by ourselves. Alone.

Draco wakes up to some surprises in bed! Dramione.

this is what happens when i don't wish to study for english, but i do want to write something. Not my best, but still kind of funny... :

What happens when *married* Draco and Hermione get onto the topic of children?.. /Basiclly some drabble I wrote real quick, to see how to upload onto the site. Kinda funny, and sweet. First Drabble ever, so yeah!

Before meeting the parents, there's one test he has to pass. He has to get the best friend stamp of approval. Draco/Hermione. Harry/Ron.

Who knew that the Head girl from Gryffindor had such a Slytherine mind..Dramione Oneshot.

It's been eight years since they've seen each other and a reunion in Hogwarts finally gives them a chance to come together again and catch up with each other's lives. However, a shocking revelation makes the event a reunion to remember. DM/HG

Hermione is woken up in the morning to loud noises downstairs. Who is it? and what are they doing there?- R&R

You know when boys throw on those cheesy pick-up lines. Well, were about to witness first hand when Draco decides to use them. Rated T for stupid pick-up lines

Hermione learns the hard way that alcohol is a horrible coping mechanism when she wakes up in none other than Draco Malfoy's house after a night of drinking. Now she's stuck on his private island and has to figure out a way home - and how she got there.

A cute little Dramione fanfic. please review and please be nice :

Sequel to A Tail Changes Everything. Hermione and Draco are back from the Burrow and find themselves unable to ignore each other the way they used to - quite the opposite in fact. They can't seem to get away from each other, whether they like it or not.

Hermione and Draco are arguing. Read to find out what happens.

Draco and Hermione got into a fight. So Draco decides that there was only one way to make it better and that was to sing to her, but remember Draco Malfoy is very unpredictable. Dumb Love by Sean Kingston. Songfic. Read and Review! Obviously a Dramione!

Blaise Zabini takes pleasure in ruining his best friends life. Draco Malfoy is on the brink of becoming depressed as every time he tries to kiss his girlfriend, he is somehow interrupted. How much does a guy have to do to get a first kiss?

Draco Malfoy's confidence as Slytherin Sex God is wavering. Going around the castle with girls saying and practically singing some other guy's name isn't healthy for him at all. Draco/Hermione.

What happens in the Prefect's Bathroom, stays in the Prefect's Bathroom. DRAMIONE Angsty Romance with a lot of humor

Draco thinks he's fat, but can Hermione change that? ONESHOT. Dramione.

"I'VE GOT IT!" Draco screamed excitedly, ruining Hermione's happy thoughts. "WE SHOULD REPORT ON THOSE METAL THINGS THAT MOVE!" "Cars?" "CARS!"

EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.

Post war, Hermione and Draco meet as enemies only to fall in love and have a summer fling. five years later Hermione is living in London with her 5 yr old daughter. What happens when draco suddenly reappears? HG/DM plz read n review. LEMONS in Future

Draco has a hard time dealing with the past. Hermione is there to help. WARNING: This is not meant to be a serious fic.

Trying to earn her forgiveness, Draco pesters Hermione with apologies. But then he wants a kiss, and maybe Hermione doesn't feel like giving him one. Somebody is going to get very wet.

Draco and Hermione are dating. What happens when she brings in Chinese handcuffs for him to try on? Rated T because I'm paroniod. A drabble.. Very Very SHORT

Draco Malfoy reflects on his past while standing on Platform 9 3/4 with his family.

What happens when Hermione's twenty fifth birthday is ignored by Harry and Ron in favor of Talk Like a Pirate Day? Draco Malfoy happens. ONE SHOT HG/DM COMPLETE, NOT A CRACKFIC

Draco is a bad boy. Hermione is not herself lately. What will happen these two lustful teens meet their match? Song by Lady Gaga. Mild Language. One shot. HG/DM.

Draco helps Hermione move into his flat with him, with some fun banter involved. 5/13/10

Malfoy takes advice from Zabini to find the perfect girl. Zabini got the idea from a book he read in the library. The question is, was he the only one who read that book? DMHG. oneshot

Draco is constantly visiting Hermione for check ups. Oh, and he doesn't like apples. Drabble

What The HELL Is That?" Draco shouted, spinning on his spot. "Didn't I tell you to answer it Draco?" Hermione asked. "I did! I asked it, where are you from? Can't it say anything but 'ring, ring?" He asked, confusion evident in his tone. A Series.

In which Hermione gets a surprise, Draco gets naked, and Kingsley stays awesome.

Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.

Soon-to-be Professor Granger woke up with a raging headache and a sprig of mistletoe floating above her head. Figuring its presence was the work of a blond, soon-to-be Potions professor, she accosted him only to find him in possession of one, too!

Suit yourself, Granger. If you don't kiss me, you'll die in 72 hours. It's a cursed mistletoe after all. A Dramione fic.Please Read xD

After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.

Hermione Granger was one day captured by two cloaked figures. And the person behind all of this? Draco Malfoy.

Draco, while on a cruise, thinks that Hermione is involved in a sordid scheme of the Ministry and decided that he would trade himself in for Blaise’s safety. Hermione is convinced that he’s gone totally bonkers.

Harry had asked her to meet him and his girlfriend to get to know her better, but there had been no warning that any member of the Malfoy family would be tagging along. Quite frankly, it made Hermione want to jump up and sprint down Diagon Alley.

Draco and Hermione wake up together in bed one morning with headaches, no clothes, and horror when they see each other. But it seems there is so much more to it than inebriation... four years' worth of wedded bliss, in fact.

Dialogue and plot based on the Beauty and the Beast song "Something There." It's pretty much Draco and Hermione's theme song, as they find out. Another different kind of songfic! Dramione, complete.

Draco and some slytherins tried to get back to Hermione for embarassing Draco, but their plan backfired when they went to sneak in the Head Girl's bathroom... LOL moments... Invisibility potion... a seductive and hot Hermione... NO Lemons.. Please Review.

Hermione's watching a Quidditch practice, when a certain Slytherin strolls up for a chat. DM/HG one-shot. Implied GW/BZ.

With a flourish, Draco brought out a violin. “I’m gonna play for you, my love!” He told Hermione. Hermione’s ears were attacked by horrible screeching before she could even open her mouth to reply. DMHG V in ABCDMHG drabbles.

During her vacation in Disney with her daughter, Hermione runs into an old classmate. How does she react when sparks fly between the former enemies?

When Hermione has a bad dream, Draco goes to wake her and learns a little more than he bargained for..."You sleep in your UNDERWEAR?" "I-er, uh, it-it was, you know, hot last night!" Draco/Hermione.

How Hermione managed to survive Draco's attempts at wooing her. This is a bit different from my other fics. I don't know if it works, but here it is.

Not wanting to be left out, Hermione tries to get over her fear of heights by flying on her broom, which turns out unsuccesful. However, when a certain Slytherin comes along they form a deal: A Flying Lesson for a Kiss. Dramione.

Ron makes a big mistake by singing Baby Got Back to baby Rose, as that is the only way they can get her to laugh. Hilarity ensues.

Hermione, Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Ginny plus the game of Twister.

Draco always thought his son was different...

Hermione is bored and sings a song to pass the time but didn't excpect a song to make such a difference. Draco/Hermione

After a long, horrible day at work, all he wanted to do was relax with his wife. Wait...where IS his wife? Sweet little Oneshot. Dramione

She was only inches away from his head.

Ron takes Hugo to his first Chudley Cannons' game. Ron, Hugo, Harry, Lily Luna Gen!Fic

He knew the only way to get her attention was to annoy her. If there was one thing he was good at, it was annoying the hell out of Hermione Granger, and oh how he did love winning.

Draco/Hermione drabbles based off of Disney quotes. DM/HG with some BZ/GW.

/"You’re a spineless pale pathetic lot and you haven’t got a clue.” “What did you call me?” Pansy’s eyes widened and her pug face scrunched up in shock.“Who do you think you’re kidding? He’s the Earth and Heaven to you," Draco continued saying./ DMHG

Draco Malfoy suddenly loves this invention known as the iPod. And if anyone needs to know a thing or two about manipulation, go ask Hermione Granger. Oneshot. D/H

Hermione Granger is good at everything Hogwarts has to offer - that is, until Draco Malfoy discovers her one weakness: Quidditch. Hermione is fully prepared to watch him exploit that weakness, but what she's not prepared for is him...helping her? 1-shot

“Hermione, are you a tamale? Because you sure are hot.” Draco winked. Hermione…Hermione tried not to vomit. Oneshot. Rated T for VERY suggestive language.

Draco Malfoy has decided. Its time to educate his son about being a Malfoy. But he didnt get the expected response he was looking for... who is behind it all?

You're not running away from me anymore, Granger. I won't let you." Hermione Granger survived a war, but will she survive working with a very strange Draco Malfoy ? Will they end up killing each other or... Post War DM/HG

Draco, the Malfoy paterfamilias, is determined to get rid of those cats. His family and friends watch with humorous dispositions as they watch a grown man try to outsmart the feline family members. Oneshot.

Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot

FINISHED! Dramione. Hermione and Draco are forced to spend the whole summer together. Full summary inside. R&R please!

There's a rumor going aorund that Draco's gay...But wait...that makes not sense. Hermione and Draco are dating. What is going on? ANd how does lavender not know Hermione's intials? Read and find out. A random, humorous, fluffy oneshot. Hermione's POV DMHG

What! Hermione's cheating on her hot, sexy, husband Draco Malfoy? has she lost her mind? who could be better than the Slytherin Prince himself?

A short Dramione oneshot, for now, about Hermione's dreams of Draco Malfoy. And pink elephants.

What happens when Hermione Granger decided to take the Slytherin Prince to a place where all your dreams comes true?

In the end, Draco will always get the very best of Hermione. And vice versa. DMxHG, one shot, complete.

Sometimes you're a hag in a nymph's body, and sometimes you're just a witch trying to hide the nymph in you... DMHG. Post-DH disregarding epilogue. Written for an exchange, see prompt inside.

formerly "Interlude" AU. Post-DH fluff. The key to a successful marriage lies in three little words: Yes, my dear.

“Are you blind, Granger? How much more obvious do I have to get? I watch you all the time, and I kissed you good morning!” “So what, Malfoy?” “I BLOODY WELL FANCY YOU, THAT’S WHAT!” Hermione and Draco dialogue, Christmas of their seventh year. One-shot.

Hermione thinks she has the perfect plan to divert Harry’s attention from Cho: go out with his arch-enemy, Draco Malfoy. Things take a turn in the wrong direction, though, when she finds herself developing unwanted feelings for a certain blonde Slytherin.

“Well I don’t care about being fashionable!” Hermione cried angrily.“Well, I do!” Draco yelled back, with just as much vigor. DMHG drabble. Based off of my story ABCDMHG.

She told him, "I don't want to be your girlfriend! I just want you to pay half of the rent." But sometimes, emotions have a way of blindsiding people when they least expect it. Three part drabble series.

One-shot. Hermione's been writing an autobiography, and this is what she has to say about a certain Slytherin. DH compliant but not Epilogue compliant.

Ron and Hermione take the family to a muggle amusement park...humility on Ron's part ensues...PLEASE REVIEW!

Draco hates dinner parties. So does eight-year-old Scorpius. One-shot. *Father son story* Please R&R.

You're a sick bastard and I can't change what you are." Just when Hermione thought she had her happy ending, Draco of course twists the tale. Sad oneshot with a twist. ;0

Hermione hears from an annoymous sourse that she was slipped a love potion by Blaise, for her to fall in love with Draco. cute little oneshot, trust me you won't have read anything the excact same as it! big twist at the end.

Hermione overhears noise coming from Draco's bathroom. After deciding to listen in, she cannot help but to expel her laughter. What will Draco do?-The Monologues is the continuation of this story, but I like it as a oneshot as well.

My version of what happened at Malfoy Manor when Harry, Ron and Hermione were captured. Bellatrix is torturing Hermione, and Draco won't just stand by and watch.. This version is plausible and funny, I hope so. Draco/Hermione Dramione DM/HG Draco's POV

Draco unexpectedly has to spend the summer at The Burrow, and yup, if you leave the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione and Draco all under one roof, chaos is bound to happen! But could it be... a romance too? Find out what happens! There's a twist too. DMHG. DONE!

One-shot! Draco and Hermione get into an argument over the silliest chore.

Sometimes the best things can come out of the worst situations. Other times, even worse things can come out of funny occasions.

Hermione's perfect record depends on one flying course, and she needs "tutoring." Madam Hooch demands that Draco Malfoy should become Hermione's coach. Passion awakens from its dormant state. Will she keep it? Will he let her throw it away? Pre-DH.

Hermione argues with Draco over genes,Barney and evilness. Volume one of a series. Oneshot. DMHG. please review. "You said Barney was a dinasoar, so I thought there'd be blood and crashing buildings...not love, peace and happiness!"-Draco to Mione.

All Draco really wants to do is bond with his daughter. Good luck, Draco.

New year, new students from overseas. One starts picking on Hermione and Draco becomes protective. Rivaly starts...

Draco Malfoy wakes up one cold winter morning in desperate need of chapstick. Yet he doesn't have any. Where can he find some? Blaise, his best friend? The Room of Requirement? The Hospital Wing? Hermione Granger, the Muggleborn Gryffindor bookworm? DMHG

Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?

What happens when Draco and Hermione meet on the Hogwarts Express? Complete DMHG one-shot. Hope you enjoy :D

Dumbledore and McGonagall discuss music, Hermione has a case of mistaken identity, Draco takes a tumble. R&R, rated T for language and slight sexual references.

They were an unlikely pair. He knew it, so did she. Everyone did. It didn't matter,they were merely friends, hardly even that. There was certainly no affection, no romance. Just friendship. Neither wanted more. Honestly. Well, maybe. Nominated fiction.

Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.

Narcissa wants a daughter-in-law, Lucius wants an heir. and Draco wants nothing to do with it. What kind of chaos can the Malfoy parents create for their son? And what part does Hermione play in their scheme?

Draco Malfoy is in the process of what he thinks is the end of his bachelor status. Unfortunately he hires a wedding planner who he might like a little bit more then his future wife.HermioneDraco

Choosing a name for a baby can be very hard. Especially if your husband isn't listening, and just doesn't seem to wanna work with you. [Cute Dramione drabble]

story3 When Research Gone Wrong : “Seventh group, Miss Hermione Granger will be paired with Mister Draco Malfoy.”Hermione and Draco stopped their laugh.“WHAT!” some short stories of DMHG.

When Ron accuses Hermione of not being spontaneous, she proves him wrong. But it throws her into a whirlwind romance that could change her forever... Not RWHG! Fluffy, sappy. Those with diabetes, read at your own risk! New version, The Game, is up.

Five years after Hogwarts, a new era of friendship begins when Hermione runs out on her wedding and finds Harry, Ron, Ginny, Luna, and Draco in the Leaky Cauldron. Loosely based on the TV sitcom, Friends.

Harry, Ron & Ginny haven't seen Hermione for 5 years.Ron is engaged to Lavender.They meet Hermione again in America where they find out the life that she has been living. Can Ron and Hermione find love again? Som DH spoilers.Please read and review!

Breakfast at the Malfoys. Doesn't take Deathly Hallows into account

During Potions class, Neville blows up his potion. What happens? Oneshot ridiculous Dramione drabble. -Runner up at Dramione Awards on LJ for Best Drabble-

When Fudge goes to Draco's Manor expecting to find Draco married, Draco becomes desperate in his search for a wife. Hoping to become the next Minister of Magic, he stumbles upon Hermione outside of his door. Will Fudge see through this charade?

Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.

Ron likes Herimone. Hermione likes Ron. Hermione can't like Ron, she's dating Cormic McLaggen. Hermione knows she has to break it off with Cormic, but who likes to be dumped during Christmas? HGCM at first, becomes HGRW. COMPLETED!

When Draco Malfoy hears a rumor that Hermione Granger is going out with Ron Weasley, he is willing to do anything to find out the truth. DHr. AU. Oneshot.

Draco Malfoy has had enough with Hermione Granger’s annoying hiccups. They have lasted all day and at this point he is willing to do anything, anything, to get them to stop. Even kiss the damn Mudblood. ONESHOT!

[OneShot] The newest edition of 'Hogwarts: A History' is out and hermione, who has gotten one of the first copies, won't stop reading it. This doesn't sit too well with Draco...

oneshot. The secret was out. Hermione stared down at the deceiving object, and then looked at Draco. Honestly, was there a worse way for people to find out? Dramione. previous nominee for Dramione Awards.

Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.

PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.

As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG

What to do when the 'dynamic duo' push you too far? Ask Granger out of course. Draco&Hermione

When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE

A humorous oneshot set in postwar 7th year involving a tired Draco, a fugitive Hermione, one shower, and an undisclosed number of Molly's homemade cookies.

Epilogue posted! Yay! I'm through! What happens when, by accident, Head Boy Malfoy and Head Girl Granger find themselves time warped eighteen years forward…and met THEIR teenage kids?

Because of a little Potions accident involving Neville Longbottom, Draco and Hermione's hands are stuck together. DMHG oneshot. Sequel to Tangled Hair and Prefect Badge, but reading that is not compulsory.

Draco takes a really stupid quiz. Involving Hermione. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!

Draco and Hermione walk into each other outside the Great Hall. Literally. Hermione's hair gets caught in Draco's prefect badge. Chaos and hilarity ensues. DMHG oneshot.

[A Draco Hermione One Shot] Hermione is getting rather frustrated. Her secret relationship with Draco Malfoy seems to be falling apart, they're never able to see each other anymore with everyone following them around. How will Draco make it up to her?

DMHG Draco finds out Hermione's secret obsession with the romantic poem The Twelve Days of Christmas and uses it in a nasty prank against said girl. This is the start of a long prank war that just might ultamitely result in undying love. COMPLETE

PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.

This is a quick oneshot, rated T for language. It's a HermioneDraco, so... yeah. Hermione loved hot showers.

Harry And Draco swich bodys. While their in each others body, Draco starts to fall for Harrys girlfriend and Harry starts to fall for someone unexpected... This is my first Fanfic so Please R&R

Imagine this: a room filled with plush cushions and couches, along with a warm fire. Add the current Head Girl and Head Boy into this equation, and everything goes wrong! Can a single feather resolve Draco and Hermione's arguments?

[OneShot] Hermione gives draco the title of 'a rolling bed hog' and threatens to leave after having enough of falling down. DMHG.

Sequel to Stop Calling Me Malfoy. TwoShot, one and a half years after Hermione and Draco's wedding, Mione babysits Sirius and James. Then she realizes why it is that she's been feeling nauseous, and that she may be expecting. Fluffy! More sequels to come!

Draco straightned, spinning to face the culprit. You'd think a guy with such a nice but would be used to girls smacking it, but he wasn't. As his eyes landed on her he felt his jaw drop. Hermione? DHerm

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have been denying their feelings for too long. Now they've made Head Boy and Girl. Can they continue to keep their feelings concealed while they share a dorm area and work together? Sequel to All I Need

Ron and Hermione seemed like Hogwarts' perfect couple. One fateful night, Prefect Draco Malfoy catches them in an awkward position. Prefect Hermione Granger makes him an offer he can't refuse. What will Ron think when he learns about their deal?

3 Years Post Hogwarts, Blaise Zabini is hexed by Lucius and is lying comatose in St. Mungos. Against Draco's better judgment he must ask a certain Hermione Granger for help.

A small little one shot about a distresed Hermione and a supposedly charmed Draco. What happens? DHr, HR

You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.

COMPLETE! PostHogwarts Hermione works in a small town when Draco moves into his family estate. He is different, but the house has a power of it's own. Plus, who likes his exfiance, Josephine? Will she ever leave? Please Read & Review! HrDGBZ

Hermione's life after Hogwarts,after a messy breakup in her seventh year with Draco Malfoy,can she avoid love again when it comes knocking in her Hogwarts Reunion?Will she be able to withstand Draco's love for her?Can she forgive and forget? IM BACKfor go

COMPLETE Draco and Hermione are the only ones in Hogwarts that understand each other completely, and when they finally admit that (grudgingly), they discover that sparks fly when they're together. Features slightly deceitful Hermione and misunderstood Dra

Draco buys Hermione some love hearts. Pointless Dramione fluff (but we all love fluff, right) {One Shot}

“No, no, Goyle. We will do the looking, Draco here will just have sit and choose which one is his lovely lady,” Blaise revealed, winking at Draco.rn“Really now, and how do you suppose are you going to do that?” Draco asked..Chapt10 up soon! read n review

A short, fluffy one-shot. Will Ron and Hermione be able to overcome their fears, of darkness. . . and eachother?

Hermione visits Ron at Quidditch practice, for some reason unknown to Ron. OS

Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!

ONE-SHOT. Spring is in full bloom and not only that, so is love. What happens to Draco and Hermione when they get trapped in this twisted season? ratereview )

My DHr Fic Exchange, number 99. Amid all the candy, confessions, and craziness, there are 2 people who ABHOR Valentine's Day. But anything can happen when Stupid Cupid intervenes...[Draco, Hermione] ONESHOT

COMPLETE & Epilogue! The Girls of No. 12 Grimmauld Place finally release some tension. Molly, Tonks, Ginny, Luna, Hermione and... Narcissa Malfoy(?) the way you've never seen them before. One-shot, turned monster.

Ron and Hermione get drunk. Drunken Ron and Hermione get married. Married Ron and Hermione get into a whole lot of trouble concerning their lives, their family and friends, and their feelings for each other.

Tease the one you love. "I hate you." "Likewise." One shot fluffy DracoHermione.

The gangs at The Burrow durring a Weasly family Reunion. Last minute sleeping arangements leave Ron and Hermione sharing a bed. Now there back at school and Ron and Hermione are performing a song for the students !R/Hr , G/Hr if you want it!

Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)