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Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight you sickos!

Ethnicity: Heinz 57, though I am proud of my Latvian Heritage

Religion: Congregationalist, though due to my mother insisting I was raised Roman Catholic . I was allowed to go to both churches, and my family actually took turns (My father is a Congregationalist). Now that I know what Congregationalism is, I find that I much prefer it over Catholicism. I still side with Catholics if there is conflict between them and protestants (the Congregationalist Church has no beef with them as far as I know, being a very diverse group that allows for individual perspectives).

Before I continue, I apologize for any and all shittyness in my writing, as well for any offense i may cause .

Story categories: The Allied Star Wars theater of operation

NOTE: I allow anyone and everyone on Fanfiction.net to use my ideas as long as they acknowledge my ownership of said idea. These include, but are not limited to: weapons, the training machines (as soon as I put up a description), and the Allies. Just please don't butcher anything! And don't make the Allies look like total wusses. Then again, don't make their supersoldiers invincible either, since even in full armor they can be killed with a disruptor.

The Allies are a military, political, and economic alliance of nations based in the Sol system, but by no means is limited to it. In additional to national practices, they all must follow an international code of law, constitution, and military standard. Their current activities in the known galaxy have so far been mainly military related. They plan to fight the Empire more overtly later on, but for now are mainly focused on covert operations.

HISTORY: Not much is known about the history of the allies. In fact they rarely even mention their history after a certain period they call "the Early 21st century", even to their most trusted non-allied associates.

Government: The nations of the Allies are all independent countries, but they do have a standard. This is their international constitution, which ensures that all nations are at least partially democratic.

Technology: Most known allied technology appears to be based on currently existing examples. However, they tend to improve on the originals so much that the final product is at least twice as efficient as the original in every way. However, some of it is definitely of an alien design, and it is widely believed that the allies themselves created it. Examples of such technology include the sarcophagus, which is used to resurrect the recently killed, so long as the body is still intact. Another curiosity is their training machines, which baffle most scientists with their sheer capabilities.

certain weapons they have created include:

Weapon Name: Schnellfeuer

Weapon Type: Personal Defense Weapon or "PDW"

Weapon based on: DL-44 heavy blaster pistol

Historical Earth weapon it resembles: Mauser model 712 Schnellfuer

Rate of fire: semi auto/900rpm on full auto

Allied touches: Improved cooling system fur sustained full auto fire, 100 increase in energy/gas efficiency, stock/holster, emergency 50 round internal powerpack/gas cartridge, optional toggleable recoil simulator,increased range, and adjustable/autoset penetration.

Range: up to 200 meters optimum.

Power pack capacity: 50 w/standard DL-44 power pack, 100 with allied version, 200 with standard allied extended power (standard issue)

Gas cartridge capacity: 1000 w/standard DL-44 cartridge, 4000 with allied high cap cartridge

Cost: conversion kit costs 500 credits to friends of the allies, full pistols cost 2000, and for the Allies themselves cost 200 to make and 1000 to purchase. Description:

An extremely popular weapon, it is the blaster pistol of choice for many Allied operatives, as well as those who need a PDW with more punch than a DH17. The only drawbacks are a 200 round capacity as compared to the 1000 round capacity of a DH17 PDW, a shorter optimum range of 100 meters rather than 150, and the fact that it is much more difficult to make by upgrading standard DL-44 pistols. A tactic used in conjunction with a recoil simulator is holding it sideways in full auto, using the artificial recoil to produce a deadly horizontal sweep. This is known as "bandit shooting".

Weapon Name: DH17 "PDW"

Weapon Type: PDW

Weapon based on: DH17 blaster pistol

Rate of fire: semi auto/750rpm on full auto/2000rpm on burst settings

Allied touches: Improved cooling system for sustained full auto fire, 100 increase in energy/gas efficiency, emergency 100 round internal power pack/gas cartridge,

Range: up to 120 meters optimum, 200 maximum

Power pack capacity: 200 w/standard Dh17 pistol power pack, 1000 with standard allied extended power pack

Gas cartridge capacity: 1000 with standard dh17 pistol gas cartridge, 20,000 with Allied cartridge

Cost: conversion kit costs 200 credits to friends of the allies, full pistols cost 1000, and for the Allies themselves costs 100 to make and 500 to purchase.

Description:

The standard PDW of the Allies. Usually refered to as just a "PDW" or. While less powerful and not as good at penetration as a Schnellfeuer, it can still kill a clone trooper in Phase II armor in just one shot. This is the weapon given to individuals or groups designated as VIPs by the Allies. It is standard issue to noncombat personnel and anyone else who needs a compact weapon for self defense with a better range than a sidearm.

Military: The Allies have two sorts of militaries: National and International. The International Forces are open to anyone who is eligible for military service. They include The Army, Navy, Marine Corps, and the Office of Strategic Services. National Armies are very diverse, but all meet Allied standards, making them formidable foes indeed. Currently only Special Forces and various intelligence agencies have been used in the known galaxy. The most elite warriors are collectively known as Supersoldiers, and live up to the name. They receive the most extensive enhancements, training, and equipment the Allies have to offer. Their known ships are all improvements on already proven designs, like Star Destroyers. However, as with all Allied Technology, they are more than a match for four of the ships they were based on. The symbol of the Allied forces in the known Galaxy is an orange Lambda.

Likes:

The pleasent things in life

My Family

My Pets: A salt&pepper male pug of unknown age(estimated at 8-10 years, he was found as a stray and was given to us by the lady that found him) name Lord Fenway Longtongue the Blacktipped Scoundrel, and a cinnamon Cockatiel male of 9 years named Little Joe. Last year, we got a beautiful flash brindle boxer girl named Jasmine, the big goober/goon dog of the family.

Until a year ago I had a golden, who was 13 years old when he died. RIP Buddy. You protected the family since I was just a small boy of 5 years, so I could live to become a man. I will never forget your devotion to duty, nor your love for us.

Our female fawn pug, Simone, died recently. She was 14 years old. We will always miss her loving personality, her licks to the face, her barks whenever someone she liked left. She was very close to Buddy, and fell into depression when he died. Now, you two are together in Heaven, watching over us with my ancestors.

weapons

armor

practical and effective combat techniques (no, I have no real combat experience and have no intention of acquiring it just yet)

Human Rights

Liberty

Justice

Humanity

certain songs

Good literature

good movies

funny stuff

weapons rights, and I believe the Swiss have the right Idea!

romances that make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

good food

video games

certain fascinating universes: Star Wars. Halo, Mass Effect, Resident Evil, ect

Badassery

cuteness

More to come!

Dislikes:

WHERE THE HELL DO I BEGIN!

Injustice great and small

classroom pests (the drummers and the whistlers)

extremists

politicians

I honestly think both major political parties are completely bonkers!

the janjaweed

genocidal maniacs

are we human by the killers

Putin

Commies in general

Totalitarianism

Bigots

the belief that you must follow all of the rules of any given religion or you will go to hell, and no I am not an atheist, just a religiously independent christian

Bleeding heart types, at least when they don't keep to themselves

"gun control"

extreme political correctness

Bush and his ilk

Obama ( not because he is black, I just believe many of his positions are fucked up, like gun control and hesitancy to take action against genocidal maniacs. He is also not my first choice for commander in chief. And no, i don't like Mcain eithey. they just all seem to be crazy!)

And many others

Favorite Quotes (some of them, at least):

"This is Sparta!"-Leonidas in 300, among countless others

"LEEROY JENKINS!"-Leeroy Jenkins

"FUCK EM!"-John Rambo in Rambo III

"AAAASS!!"-The Angry Video Game Nerd

"They are not designed to compete with the boxer or Judo expert; they are for pulling yourself out of a jam.When you're caught, you're down, and you're a goner if you don't ATTACK... And keep in mind, it's 'gutterfighting': any means, fair or foul, to save your life"-W.E. Fairbairn

"In close-quarters fighting there is no more deadly weapon than the knife. An entirely unarmed man has no certain defense against it, and, further, merely the sudden flashing of a knife is frequently enough to strike fear into your opponent, causing him to lose confidence and surrender."-W.E. Fairbairn

This whole Film: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc4h0qcAIpE It was the official US Army training film about close combat, titled "Kill or Be Killed"

Two of my favorite lines from it are:

"Sometimes the neat right-cross to the jaw is alright. But there are a hundred times when a neat right thumb in the eye is more dependable. This is brutal, savage, but they asked for it. we can take it and we can dish it out!"

"When your life and the lives of those with you depend on stealth and silence, you do what has to be done. If your instinct says give him a decent chance, remember he wouldn't give you one! The rules of a lifetime may whisper, 'you can't get a man when his back's turned', but you're deaf to the rules because in war, THERE ARE NO RULES! Make a mistake and you're a dead mistake! A good soldier is a live soldier, and this is a good way to stay alive!"

"I should have been in Riga already at Easter, 1916, if eight bright Latvian Stars had not shone over its sky."-Field Marshal Hindenburg.

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Stress Relief (EreMika) by Pepin-Bones reviews
Soldiers lead stressful lives, which means they need ways to unwind and cope with the stress of what they see and what they do - sometimes in unconventional ways. But Eren thinks it's ridiculous, or at least he did...
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,519 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 9/14/2017 - [Eren Y., Mikasa A.] Armin A., Jean K.
Attack on Harem by monster646 reviews
Read for full summary and let me know what you think. Manga spoilers
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,656 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 4/9/2018 - [Eren Y., Mikasa A., Historia R., Annie L.]
Titan through time by Syrup-Waffle reviews
As his life came to an end, Eren Yeager reflects on his past and all the people who lost their lives. Wishing he could do it all over again, suddenly becomes reality when he's back in Shiganshina as a child with the knowledge of all future events. Feeling the power of the titans still inside his body, he makes a vow to save all the people living behind the walls, once and for all.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,556 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 8/23/2017 - [Eren Y., Mikasa A.] Grisha Y., Dina Y.
Life has many Walls, Ed-boys by hank11796 reviews
The Son of a Shepherd has found himself in a heap of trouble now. Inexplicably, Rolf has found himself in a world of Titans, flying swordsmen, conspiracy, and mystery. Poppycock! Rolf has no time for this foolish flimflam, Rolf will show this world what it means to be the Son of a Shepherd!
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,523 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 5/2/2017 - Rolf, Mina C., Marlo F., Hitch D.
Attack on Marley: Who Will Know? by Traitor of All Traitors reviews
It was just an idea that hit me on my way to the dentist: Suppose that Marley was attacked by the 2016 Godzilla? Who would know? Who would care?
Crossover - Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 & Godzilla - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 8/9/2018 - Godzilla - Complete
A New History by Annie Walker reviews
During a heated battle, Dooku escaped into the past! Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker follow to stop him, but discover that Dooku went to the past where Obi-Wan is a young padawan to a very much alive Qui-Gon Jinn. Now, the two must go undercover to stop Dooku's plans from coming to fruition in order to save not only the future, but also young Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 533,437 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 9/13/2018 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Count Dooku
By Blood, By Choice (The Heart Can See No Difference) by Sealure reviews
Levi was not happy. First, the Arlelt brat woke them all up screaming because of some stupid dream. Then he started babbling on about Eren dying, eaten by a Titan, which obviously didn't happen, considering that Jaeger isn't dead. OR Armin has a nightmare about that awful day in Trost, and Erwin, Levi, and Hange learn just how far Eren Jaeger will go for those he calls his own.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/7/2018 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Attack on Bunnies by Lieutenant Myst reviews
When the cadets find a nest of baby bunnies, they decide to bring the little critters back to the Scouts HQ. If only they knew what trouble these adorable little animals would cause.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2018 - Eren Y., Armin A., Bertolt H., Connie S. - Complete
Anything You Can Do (rewritten) by levi-nii-san reviews
Much to Eren's dismay, it turns out Armin is a better kisser than him. "Wait, how do you even know this!" Mikasa sighed, "It happened when we were kids. I had always wondered what it would have felt like to kiss you. But like hell I was going to tell you that." [Eremika] REWRITTEN
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2018 - [Eren Y., Mikasa A.] Armin A. - Complete
Attack on Fans by Admiral T. DeVanto reviews
(Pure Crack) The young Survey Corps members start to act a little...peculiar. Of course, it is the senior officers who suffer for it, and of course, it's all Hanji's fault.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Connie S., Hange Z., Levi A. - Complete
Mutual feelings by Firecadet reviews
After a mission nearly goes tragically wrong during the last weeks of the Clone Wars, Anakin and Ahsoka discover that they mean more to each other than just Master and Padawan. Their discovery is set against the dying spasms of a galactic war, and amidst the machinations of Chancellor Palpatine. AU. Complete.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,769 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/14/2018 - Published: 8/17/2015 - [Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T.] Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Zeke's Vaycay by zekeyeagerisgod reviews
Zeke is stressed out - not because of the Curse of Ymir or his responsibilities as warchief, but because nobody will pronounce his name right.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2018
Halo: Finishing the Fight by Red Mage 04 reviews
The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 410,103 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, A. J. Johnson
That Time Of The Month by EremikaHaven reviews
Whenever Mikasa is on her period, she becomes entirely mute. Everyone thinks she's simply irritable from it, but does it actually have something to do with Eren? And something that happened between them as kids? This is basically a fluff/humor oneshot I got the sudden idea for, it's alot better than the summary. Please R and R, thank you!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6/2018 - [Eren Y., Mikasa A.] - Complete
Who He Chooses by snoring reviews
Kagome stumbles across Kikyou in the forest, and they both unexpectedly find themselves talking about their beloved hanyou.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2018 - Kagome H., Kikyō - Complete
Here for You by Michiru Shiroku reviews
Slaying an evil hanyou and purifying a powerful jewel can really leave some lasting effects. Negative memories can lead to positive reassurance. Just look at Inuyasha and Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2018 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
Sharing Blanket by Alannada reviews
Look, totally extraordinary and not over explored cliche!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2018 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] Sango, Miroku - Complete
Kiss and Dash by Admiral T. DeVanto reviews
"I dare you, Sasha Braus, to kiss Levi Ackerman!" The true risk here was that if she failed, she would be deprived of food for a full day!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2017 - Sasha B. - Complete
Resident Evil 2 Spoof by Ninjazz reviews
I've been wanting to make spoofs for the game series, so here's one for Resident Evil 2! Slight cameos from Resident Evil 3 as well!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Claire R., Leon S. K.
Further Seducing by Alannada reviews
Part 2 of How To Seduce series. The innocent miko doesn't expect what the hanyou has in store for her while he gets some advices from a third party. Only a fierce youkai slayer knows about his seductive plans - will she warn the miko before it's too late and she gives in?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2017 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] [Sango, Miroku] - Complete
The Very Best by kstewdeux reviews
Inuyasha accidentally discovers Sota is writing fanfiction. So, the hanyou goes the extra mile to be the very best, like no one ever was. Dedicated to Alannada.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Inuyasha, Sōta H. - Complete
Resident Evil: Legacy by Wraith002 reviews
It was suppose to be a game, nothing but fiction. Now I find myself living the survival horror. An unknown benefactor watching my every move. The Umbrella Corporation hunting for me. All while trying to help STARS put an end to the madness and make sure everyone gets out of it alive. But the farther down the rabbit hole I go, the more I discover about myself that I never knew.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 51 - Words: 314,724 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Rebecca C., OC] A. Wesker
Edge of a Coin by bubbajack reviews
"Good and Bad? Light and Dark? I call bantha crap! You can kill someone just as easily with a hurtled rock as you can with lightning!" That is what I told the Jedi Council when they accused me of being a "fallen Jedi" but their opinion doesn't really matter to me. I never really wanted to be a Jedi anyway... BBxHarem begins before the Clone Wars and continues on! Now rated M!
Crossover - Teen Titans & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 79,126 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 5/4/2017 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Beast Boy, Blackfire, Ahsoka T., Aayla Secura]
Order 74 by SweetTwilight reviews
When the Jedi Council discovers that love helped Anakin striking down Darth Sidious and refuse the path down the Dark Side, they seriously reconsider the rule forbidding attachments in the Jedi Code. While Anakin is very happy to step out of the shadows with Padme, Obi-Wan has difficulties to let go of a ghost of his past to open his heart again. A story of love and brotherhood.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 245,464 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala, Ahsoka T.
Star Wars The Clone Wars Unleashed by lycan13 reviews
The explosion that occurred when the Emperor and Stakiller grappled with Force lighting didn't kill him, but instead sent him back in time and wiped his memory. Remembering only his original name, Galen is thrust into the clone wars. As if fighting the Separatists and amnesia weren't enough he must also battle his feeling for his new friend, Ashoka.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,805 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 1/1/2013 - G. Marek/Starkiller, Ahsoka T.
Restless (sequel to Sleepless) by Crazyaniknowit reviews
A collection of day-to-day, same universe "drabbles" I suppose. Takes place between the month it takes for the Scouting Legion to prepare for the current trip to Shiganshina in the manga. Continues on from its prequel story: Sleepless. Bad description I know XD. Eren x Mikasa. Might be implied Levi x Hanji. Rated M. Romance. Lemon. Multi-chapter. COMPLETE
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,575 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 1/8/2016 - [Eren Y., Mikasa A.] Hange Z., Levi A. - Complete
Visions of the Force by HeroicRebellion reviews
Due to the machinations of an unknown entity, warriors from one time and warriors from another are gathered to view the Past, the Present and the Future.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,629 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/21/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Can Titans Laugh? by Song of the Black Wolf reviews
Yet another meeting of sorts. Members of the royal council come to see a demonstration of Eren's titan abilities. Eren and Levi get bored, and the whole debacle inevitably ends in complete disaster.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/26/2016 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Pyromania by Song of the Black Wolf reviews
This one is NOT Levi's fault! But the meeting goes to shit anyway.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Dot Pixis, Eren Y., Levi A., OC - Complete
Another & Meeting Fic by Song of the Black Wolf reviews
In which Erwin is scared, Zoe is overly curious, Eren gets publicly tortured, Mike feels left out and Levi is just plain bored and wants out. Pure crack.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Dot Pixis, Eren Y., Levi A., Hange Z. - Complete
Disaster is Inevitable by Song of the Black Wolf reviews
For those of you who have read my previous meeting fics, you know that in any meeting that Levi attends, Disaster is Inevitable!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Levi A., Nile D. - Complete
Touch of the Future by Happy Doodle reviews
Sequel to Talk of the Past! Luke Skywalker is starting a New Jedi Order, but he needs the help of Ezra, Kanan and Ahsoka in order to make his plan work. At the same time, they will meet up with someone from the past that they thought they will never have the chance to see again.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,139 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Luke S., Ahsoka T., Kanan J., Ezra B. - Complete
HOW? by Song of the Black Wolf reviews
Another meeting fic. We all know Levi is a terror not only on the battlefield, but also in meetings. He can get anyone to create havoc with him when he gets bored. Erwin is determined to keep Levi out of trouble this time - but is the great Commander really up to the task?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2016
A Better Universe by Mysty Star reviews
Not an actual story at the moment. Coming soon though. Just a really long: What if the Zillo Beast had eaten Chancellor Palpatine? Really fits into the Star Wars all media types category but whatever. Mentions events in the movies, in The Clone Wars, and in Rebels. Might eventually become a story. We'll see.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/16/2016
Heretical love by Matware reviews
"In the grim darkness of the future, there is only war… and sweet xeno love." it concerns the last Guardsman left on the planet of Yagis V. Introducing Maximus Decarus, Pimp of the Imperium. Exploits so far have included (but are not limited to) fighting a fish-god, besting Doomrider in a motorcycle joust, charging Abaddon the Despoiler with a knife. this is a thread fic
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,870 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Chaos Space Marines, Imperial Guard, Sisters of Battle, OC
Rocky XXV - The Stallion Awakens by CastleArcade reviews
Rocky vs. Emperor Palpatine What more do you need to know?
Crossover - Star Wars & Rocky - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2016 - E. Palpatine - Complete
Feels Like Home by LyssaLa reviews
Even when their homes were a thing of the long past, they always found a home in the comfort of each other. A series of one shots ranging from Early Series to Post Series to AUs showing Eren and Mikasa's relationship throughout their lives. Its a mix of prompts and drabbles.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 101 - Words: 303,869 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Eren Y., Mikasa A.] Armin A. - Complete
Mace Windu's foresight by Happy Doodle reviews
What if Mace Windu had the foresight to make sure Anakin STAYS in the Jedi Temple and not tag along with them to Palpatine's office? AU
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, M. Windu
Just Give Me a Reason by KLD kitkat reviews
It was hard enough for her to retain her focus, even without the actor plaguing her thoughts. He loved her, but the feelings were unreturned. It was complicated, even for the General, beyond her understanding. She didn't love him...or did she? I don't own the cover pic!
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2016 - [Sonya B., Johnny Cage]
In the Spotlight by HorseStar1 reviews
Because media is a factor in the Star Wars universe, too...Ahsoka Tano was raised in the Temple, where media was hidden from the ears of the Younglings. As a Padawan, however, she's learning that media and journalists don't always tell the nicer side of the story - especially in such a divided galaxy - and that sometimes, words can hurt as much as lightsaber wounds. Fluff.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 11/2/2015 - Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Bad Dream by MOCHS reviews
Leon has a bad dream and Ada is there to comfort him. Aeon oneshot fic.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Leon S. K., Ada W. - Complete
Talk of the Past by Happy Doodle reviews
Ezra had the chance to talk to Ahsoka about the old Jedi Order and her past life. The young boy couldn't help but think: If only he could have a glimpse of the good old times when the light side of the force was at its prime. Little did he know his wish could be granted.
Star Wars Rebels - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,388 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 10/15/2015 - Kanan J., Ezra B., Ahsoka T./Fulcrum - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by Scytherageroses reviews
Kurtis Stryker gets suckered into babysitting Cassie for a week. In addition to protecting the city and chasing a dangerous vigilante, now he must add babysitting to his already full plate. Until he devises a brilliant plan.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,384 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Kabal, K. Stryker, OC, Cassie C.
Sleepless by Crazyaniknowit reviews
"She wonders at that, the word family. How does he see her? She has subconsciously known since she met him that she would grow to love him unconditionally. And since then has come to understand that what she feels is more than a platonic bond. How can she only feel like a sister to him?" Eren X Mikasa. Rated T. Romance. Hurt/Comfort. Slight angst. Fluff.. Complete. Sequel up.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
The Christmas Mouse by Song of the Black Wolf reviews
Who knew Nile Dok's wife could be such an imp? Who knew Levi is just as bad?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2015 - Levi A., Nile D., OC - Complete
Mistletoe by Song of the Black Wolf reviews
It's Zoë Hange's favorite time of year!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Levi A., Hange Z. - Complete
I'm so Lit! by That African Kid reviews
Armin accidentally stumbles upon Ymir smoking some weed and after getting conviced to join her things get... interesting. Slight AruAni, EreMika One-Shot
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2015 - [Armin A., Annie L.] [Eren Y., Mikasa A.] - Complete
Play Time by Starsurfer108 reviews
Disgusted with Mikasa's grudge against him for kicking Eren during the court martial, Levi decides to punish her, but in an unusual way. EreMika
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2015 - [Eren Y., Mikasa A.] Levi A. - Complete
Friends Forever by Happy Doodle reviews
AU when Ahsoka Tano leaves the Jedi order, she is shown the visions of the future, the consequences of her action. Will that cause her to rethink her decision? How much will the world change if she decides to stay? Read to find out. :D
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,176 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S. - Complete
The Dark of Doubt by Trinity Archangel reviews
Chris is confronted with something he can't seem to handle, so he seeks out those closest to him.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Chris R., Sheva A., Claire R. - Complete
Strange Monkey Boy by Trusty McGoodGuy reviews
Life was forever changed for Gohan when he awoke in a world not his. Monstrous beings preyed on humanity, driving them towards extinction. With his power diminished, will Gohan be able to save this world? Or will he fall with all the rest.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,196 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/22/2015 - Published: 5/31/2015
A date with a Movie Star by KODfan reviews
Jax dares Johnny to ask out Mileena, the most frightening woman in the bar. Johnny, knowing that Johnny Cage can do anything, does just that, and decides to go through with the date. He finds that perhaps the sharp-toothed woman may not be as scary as he was lead to believe... (MKX MILEENA)
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Johnny Cage, Mileena - Complete
Second Chance by PoliteShark reviews
After failing before, he's back again to kill colossus and save her. But the colossus are a lot different now and the people are too. Wander has always been independent, but can he rely on only himself to kill the sheer number of colossus? Or must he rely on the people who have the same intentions; to kill titans. Disclaimer: I don't own any of this.
Crossover - Shadow of the Colossus & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,899 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015
Paper Birds by Song of the Black Wolf reviews
Eren is clearly a bad influence on Levi; especially where boring meetings are concerned. Eren finds a way to entertain himself, Levi joins in and chaos ensues.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/14/2015 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
This is War by Song of the Black Wolf reviews
Everyone knows how boring meetings are. What happens when three bored soldiers start a war in the meeting?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Erwin S., Levi A., Mike Z., Hange Z. - Complete
Pictionary by Song of the Black Wolf reviews
Zoe, Mike and Levi are a terror together in meetings, but what happens when Levi and Eren are stuck in a meeting together? Inspired by multiple memes and pictures online.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Eren Y., Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
The Fourth Wall by anavoli reviews
The characters of Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan) discover technology and chaos ensues. And laptops have tremendous killing qualities. ((cover image by museoforpheus))
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,798 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Jean K., Levi A. - Complete
The Residence of Evil by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: "Hello, and welcome to the Residence of Evil. Please, leave your luggage in the foyer. A zombie will take it to your room for you."
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2015 - OC - Complete
Execute Order Er by david.davies.5851 reviews
At the moment of his triumph, Darth Sidious' memory fails him. This is why the Jedi Order was never wiped out. Commander Bly is a main character, but I can't find him on the list.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/8/2015 - E. Palpatine, Aayla S. - Complete
Deliverance by Tramontana Keeper reviews
What should have been a simple training mission goes absolutely to shit, and Levi's gotta do something because the kids expect him to pull a miracle out of his ass.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Levi A., Armin A., Mikasa A., Eren Y. - Complete
Star Wars: Combat Evolved by Shotgunchief reviews
The remainders of Delta Squad have been in hiding ever since the Clone Wars ended. But, nineteen years later, they're thrust into a new war and will need the help of some old friends. Sequel to Halo: Republic Commando.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,043 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 7/28/2007
Resident Evil Zero Spoof by Ninjazz
Like I said 20 years ago, I want to make spoofs for almost all the games (the ones I like, at least) and someone wrote in a review I should make one for 0 and 5. I don't really like 5, so I'll find an alternative to that, but here's one for 0!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2014
Spartan Dating PSA by CaseOfTheMondays reviews
Emile and the Master Chief give you the basics of how to be smooth with the ladies. Unfortunately for them, things don't go as they plan and hilarity ensues, which is good for us.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Master Chief/John-117, Emile-A239/Noble Four - Complete
Hey Jealousy by Lucifugee reviews
Eren finds out the Jean has a huge crush on Mikasa early on and decides to mess with him. Currently a One-Shot may add chapters later.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Jean K.
Texts From the Survey Corps by shinyklefkey reviews
Hanji decides to upgrade the Survey Corps by giving them cellphones and allowing them to text each other for better communication. Great idea, right? Maybe not, Hanji... Rated T for language.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,376 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Hange Z., Levi A.
Stargate Command Meets Umbrella Corporation by SciFinut245 reviews
When reports of cannibal murders are reported in a small pennslyvania town Stargate command is sent to quarantine the city and SG-1 is sent in to calm the people and to figure out what is going on. What will they discover. Rated M for Violence and some cussing. Complete.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 4/25/2010 - J. O'Neill, Jill V.
ways to get kicked out of the recon corps by jeffster18.2 reviews
I was bored and thought: WHY THE HECK NOT? features, sasha getting trolled, levi getting angry and jean crying. (now with 29% more throatpunching.)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014
Hanji This Is All Your Fault by VioletDragonian reviews
When Levi gets the bright idea to write a story, Hanji finds it and lets the entire Scouting Legion read it. Mikasa decides she really liked the story, and pesters Levi constantly for more chapters on it while also slowly becoming a ninja. And all the while, Hanji is turning everyone into animals. This is just not Levi's month, is it? (PRETTY MUCH PURE CRACK AND I OWN NOTHING)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Levi A., Mikasa A., Hange Z., Petra R. - Complete
The Wrong Pregnancy by Strategos Lykos reviews
ONESHOT. Palpatine's plan utterly failed and the Galaxy is saved because some guys get drunk at the wrong time and place. How could this happened? Caution : Contains irresponsible drunken behaviour, and Anakin end up as the most sane man.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T. - Complete
shigeki no catchphrase by Riya3 reviews
Eren - "I will kill all the Titans! Every last one of them! Except me, of course." Mikasa – "I will protect Eren whether he likes it or not. And then I will sleep with him. Whether he likes it or not." Thoughts of characters.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Jean K. - Complete
Do You Hear the People Sing?: Shingeki no Kyojin Version by SnarkWolf reviews
A parody of "Do You Hear the People Sing?" from Les Miserables. The perfect battle hymn.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Complete
Levi's by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
If titans had genitals by Vladimir Jakonhov reviews
A weird fic I wrote where titans have genitals. This is the characters reactions afterwards. Contains some language, but no actual nudity. also some spoilers so yeah chances are you haven't read this bit because the title is weird enough for you to just click the link
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Complete
Abs by Levi Ackerman reviews
"I wonder what they'd feel like..." "She'd break you if you tried touching her." "I'd break you if you tried!" "It's okay Jean, we won't judge. You can go jack off to Mikasa's abs..." Eren felt his heart pounding, and blood rushing to his face. He had no idea why, but he suddenly felt an uncontrollable desire to whip out his 3DMG and beat every single one of them to the ground.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,932 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
Intimacy by revolutionrose reviews
Hanji realises the road to physical intimacy is not as simple as she had hoped.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Hange Z., Levi A. - Complete
Chris Who? by Blank pen clear ink reviews
Chris and Jill stumble upon a "Broken" Wesker, who is suffering from amnesia. How did he survive the battle in Africa? How did he make his way to the abandoned Umbrella facility? And how much does this lunatic even remember? M for language
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,432 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Creative Writing by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Once again, the evils of school wreaks havok with poor Inuyasha. A series of stand alone chapters. Assignment 29: "They want to catch her in a lie so they can punish her!" His fists thumped against the branch he was sitting on, raining leaves upon them. "I ain't gonna let that happen!"
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,846 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
New Cop In Town by Ninjazz reviews
Jill's first day as a young cop on the RPD; with Chris as her partner. The idea was just for fun, so please don't bash it if you don't like it.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,878 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jill V., Chris R. - Complete
Sword of Change by Tscorpio1701 reviews
The Chief has been asleep for over a decade, he wakes up to an old enemy and finds a way home and a new sword for the UNSC. What will happen when Humanity finds that the galaxy is even larger and more diverse than they belived possible?
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,365 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Mass Ethics by AugustinianFrog reviews
A rather clueless Shepard and his crew are suddenly facing several minor problems that are doing a number on their sanity. Several dilemmas for future chapters are now being explored. Suggestions welcomed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Inuyasha's Baby by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Excerpt from Chapter Twenty: Poor guy had turned green as Inuyasha had described, in great detail, what it meant to be disemboweled.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,609 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Grand theft evil by Foopar reviews
San andreas, 2005. It's been 13 year's since Carl johnson took over, he is now one of the most powerful men in the whole state. Albert Wesker is in San andreas for his own business. But when the T-virus break's out, they have to team up to stay alive.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - A. Wesker, Carl J.
Til Cuffs Do Us Part by Rainfox88 reviews
RE0. Can anything possibly get worse for poor Rebecca? She must work together with Billy Coen to get off the train of horrors. The thing is, she accidentally gets handcuffed to Billy! Now they must survive the train and each other stuck at the wrist! RebbecaxBilly
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,324 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - [Rebecca C., Billy C.] - Complete
A NotSoNormal Week by Bluesaber3 reviews
As the title states, it is not a normal week for Anakin, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, and maybe a few other friends. Find out what's going weird and how hilarious it is! Genres may change but probably not ;D rating has been changed to k plus to be safe
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,825 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Lumiya/Shira Brie, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Pool Party in Hell by Ninjazz reviews
After the horrors of Raccoon City and Rockfort Island, Chris tries to throw a surprise pool party for Claire's 20th birthday, hoping to bring some joy back into her life; until everything goes wrong.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Claire R., Jill V.
The Death Star: An Imperial Workplace by Mr. Chaos reviews
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! It's not all Tie Fighters and force chokes. Most days just see the Emperor trying to manage goofoff Piett, plain jane Asajj, new temp Kurt the Bothan and Darth Vader, the Assistant to the Emperor. The Office parody. Don't own squat
Crossover - Star Wars & Office - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 72,666 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - E. Palpatine
Half Life Animus by Titen-Sxull reviews
Twenty-One years after the Black Mesa incident the human race is still struggling to survive and defeat the oppressive alien empire known as the Combine. One of those fighting for the Resistance is Julian Miles, assassin and son of Desmond Miles.
Crossover - Half-Life & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Desmond M. - Complete
Surprises, cake, and a rock? by Bluesaber3 reviews
Summery: Anakin, Ahsoka, and the other Jedi plan a surprise birthday party for Obi-Wan. My second fanfic! yay!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Lumiya/Shira Brie - Complete
Men of War by EZB reviews
Starts right where Halo 3 left off. Chief is tossed into a new conflict on a new planet. What changes will the Master Chief bring to the struggling war of Sera? X-over with Gears of War
Crossover - Halo & Gears of War - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 120,181 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Master Chief/John-117, Marcus F. - Complete
Halo: Dark Storm Rising by Don113 reviews
This is a crossover of Halo and Star Wars, taking place post-Halo 3 and during the early years of the Galactic Civil War. The UNSC has never been stronger since it's founding, but darkness looms on the horizon as the Empire begins preparations to invade.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,320 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Darth Vader, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Darkening Skies by Doctor of Writing reviews
Humanity was never meant to find it, now they must make amends
Crossover - Halo & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010
Left 4 Leroy by Carbon839 reviews
The survivors are together. All of them. There is a new survivor with them. His name is Leroy Jenkins... One-shot. This my remix of Leroy Jenkins. Its not exactly correct so get over it. R&R
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
Creed of the Shepard by The Inner Hollow reviews
There's a reason Commander Shepard was able to interface with the Beacon on Eden Prime. When you spend the majority of your childhood strapped to the Animus, you'd be amazed who comes out.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 261 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Shepard (M)
Unexpected Destination: Redo by SUN of TITANS reviews
The new Titan Class Attack Ship SunFire arrives at Reach in time to witness its destruction. Whilst being chased by Covenant Attack Cruisers the ship is forced into a slip space jump, but something goes horribly wrong. Crossover of halo and half life.
Crossover - Half-Life & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2010
To Hoth and Back by dldaddy reviews
After a hard-fought victory in the battle for Sigma Octanus IV, Kelly and her fellow Spartans are thrown into another major conflict as the Imperial Fleet closes in on the Rebel base. Halo/Star Wars Crossover Slightly AU for both
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,904 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Team 4 Dead by FEARFAN reviews
When the Team Fortress 2 guys accidentally get caught trapped in a city when the infection hits, they must do what it takes to reach Mercy Hospital and escape. An alternate take for Left 4 Dead's "No Mercy" Campaign.
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,098 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Carth's Blaster by ryl00 reviews
KOTOR LSM Revan. On Manaan, Mission accidentally loses Carth's blaster and enlists Bastila's aid to help get it back. Humor. [6/14/2013 update: updated Chapter 4 to add a few more jokes to the end]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,614 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Mission V., Bastila S. - Complete
A Captured Mauser by Mauser-KAR98K reviews
A tale of a young German in the final week of the Battle for Stalingrad with his rifle. You won't look at your old war rifles the same way after this.
Medal of Honor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
the gears of delta squad meet the griffin family by d1sturbed 1995 reviews
READ AND REVEIW PLS IM NEW TO THIS WEBSITE THIS WAS A STORY I HAD TO DO FOR SCHOOL ITS KIND OF FUNNY BUT DOSNT HAVE THAT MUCH SWEARING DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE TEACHER HAD TO MARK IT DONT KNOW IF I WILL DO A SEQUEL
Crossover - Family Guy & Gears of War - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009
Excellent morale really by Setrus reviews
Ever struck by how great some units are at standing firm, even after loosing 95% of their troops? Excellent morale and all that, sure, but one does wonder... A little humour.
Total War series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Of all the games, why Assassin's Creed? by Chaos Moonlight reviews
Who knew that kicking your Xbox 360 could lead to you and an online friend getting pulled into thw world of Assassin's Creed? Join Kim and Zerogx as they try to find a way home...withought getting killed by a certain assassin. Chapter 17!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Subject: Calhoun by kahnor reviews
Subject: Barney Calhoun
Crossover - Half-Life & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
K2: Shades of What Might Have Been by Jen DeClan reviews
KotOR 2 AU. Jedi Exile turned bounty hunter Kyron Marrex hears a call from across the galaxy from the only survivor of a planet-wide genocide, and with it, the Force he has learned to live without, comes flooding back. OCS non-canon. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,402 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Complete
Fay by Bazylia de Grean reviews
Master Fay, the most powerful Jedi ever, seen through the eyes of Yoda, Dooku, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Anakin Skywalker and one more Jedi, and how meeting her influenced their lives.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,150 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Count Dooku, Yoda - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,331 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Crossfire by Sith Lord Darth Revan reviews
A Firefly/Serenity and KOTOR crossover.
Crossover - Firefly & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,873 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - River, Revan
Resident Evil 4 A Snake and A Spy by Soundwave1982 reviews
AU setting Story RE4 what if beside the US government recruirted Solid Snake and James Bond to help Leon Rescue the president Daughter and Claire Has joined with him as well
Crossover - Resident Evil & James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Leon S. K.
Halo: Order 65 by Don113 reviews
As the Clone Wars rage on, the Office of Naval Intelligence secretly embarks on a mission that may change the history of the galaxy forever.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,057 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
The Same Creed by EnigmaticPseudonym reviews
In 2012, tensions between the Templars and the Assassins have the two factions on the brink of open war. Desperate for any advantage against the Knights, they give the go-ahead for Lucy to liberate their only hope: Desmond Miles. CH.2 Updated. AU-PostAC1
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008
Already, I see your hands coated with blood by HK-Revan reviews
Revan had a rather bad meeting with the jedi council. He gets transported onto a certan Nubian ship 4000 years later. He has his memories. Revan arrives and goes to the Jedi Temple. Master Fay appears and so does the lovable homicidal droid HK47.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,671 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006
The Trouble With Crystals by Sith Lord Darth Revan reviews
Knights of the Old Republic, Prequels crossover. Searching for a way to counter the Sith threat, Revan turns to an ancient Sith device, with unexpected results.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,331 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Revan
Star Wars: Mysteries of the Forerunner by Don113 reviews
xover with Clone Wars. The Master Chief is recovered by Omega Squad and the UNSC, allies against the CIS, to go on a mission to a Forerunner planet.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,806 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
I, HK 47 by chapellefan reviews
FINISHED! As the SSV Normandy travels through space, they come across a strange ship. Inside they find a sentient droid. Its Designation: HK-47. A Mass EffectxKotor crossover. Spoilers abound!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,591 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Mine by postal reviews
KOTOR "I am not drunk," She repeated. Revan hummed his agreement and took a seat next to her on the bed. LightsideMaleRevan/Lightside Bastilla
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Halo: Of a Different Sort by CII reviews
The first in the Different Trilogy. Captain Telek 'Herosee hitches a ride on the Pillar of Autumn after the Fall of Reach. Now, he must decide whether or not to reveal the secret of Halo to the Master Chief or watch him make a big mistake. Complete.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,396 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
A Sangheili Pirate in the UNSC Navy by CII reviews
Telek is offered a proposal from the UNSC, a position as Captain. His acceptance may mean he will have to give away all Covenant secrets to the UNSC, including the location of Halo, something he does not want to do. Complete R&R, please.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,834 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Caught in the Eyes of a Stranger by KhasKlwn reviews
Sequel to Surface My Emotions Two weeks after Wesker is gone. Ada and Leon start living together. Leon runs into Ingrid Hunnigan who he was dating but abandoned without a word when Ada showed up. AdaLeonIngrid Fic
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007
Surface My Emotions by KhasKlwn reviews
Ada Wong has problems choosing sides. Takes place after RE4 WARNING: Spoilers. Will she choose to sacrifice everything to help Leon or Hurt the one she cares about to gain power. 1st Story. Finished! If you haven't guessed... LeonXAda
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,953 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 2/3/2005
Parley and Betrayal by CII reviews
Nearly a year after the incident with Imperial Admiral 'Zhabothee, Fleet Master Telek 'Herosee captures three Marines but he decides to let them go, but that decision comes at a price, his execusion.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,213 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
Fleet Master 'Herosee and Mr Hyde by CII reviews
A sleepdeprived Covenant Zealot has ideas on stopping the war and his cheif medical officer has to stop him. Sorta based off of MASH.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
Sell out by dldaddy reviews
Even a Spartan has to make a living. A story on the lighter side of saving humanity. Would love to see some reviews!
Halo - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
The Talk by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Mrs. Higurashi explains the facts of life to Inuyasha and Kagome. This is The Talk excerpt that was requested from my story Kagome's Baby.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Star Wars: Offense of the Shizz by Panzerraptor reviews
A teenager named Shado is sent to the Clone Wars era and trained as a Jedi under Barriss Offee. Now, the young player must save a galaxy far, far away and Earth while keepin' it real. Rated T for violence, language, and suggestive themes. Ch. 6 up!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,060 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006
Asking Permission by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Inuyasha goes to the Higurashi to ask a very important question. It is the prequel oneshot story to Kagome's baby.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Kagome's Baby by TouchofPixieDust reviews
There is a new addition to the Inuyasha gang. How will the group react? Can Kagome be a jewel shard hunter AND a mother?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,269 - Reviews: 1461 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Recompense by Kenya Starflight reviews
Part III of the Reborn trilogy. Luke and Vader must face Emperor Palpatine and Darth Kain one more time, while the Rebellion engages in a final showdown with the Empire.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,546 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
I Said NO! by TouchofPixieDust reviews
Inuyasha doesn't want Kagome to go back home to study. Ever wonder WHY he hates it when she she studies for school? IK Completed story.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Experience by Kenya Starflight reviews
Part two of the Reborn trilogy. Vader begins to struggle with some of his darker memories as he and Luke train under Yoda. Meanwhile, Boba Fett, now a Sith, stalks the Skywalkers.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,661 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Innocence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Part 1 of the Reborn trilogy. After the Battle of Yavin, Vader crashlands near the Rebel base and is discovered badly injured and with amnesia.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Boss Windu: Post Order 66
What if Mace Windu somehow survived the fall, and then roamed the galaxy as a vigilante? This would be one possible theme song for him. Inspired by the Boss Nig*** theme song. An Allied fic. Sorry if it sucks, this is my first fic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 5/8/2009