I am weird--first and foremost. I accept that; I even relish in the prospect of the whole deal. I really only have four friends; don't laugh--I'll take what I can get. I hope to be an author one day--I start books; the only thing that stumps me every time... I can't finish them. Quite sad, in my opinion. *shrug* I might get there one day... A girl can only hope, right?

I made this up in fifteen minutes, with my best friend--L. Darling.

In the middle of Walmart on a hot summer's day*

Laura and Ainsley walk around the book isle, looking for a present for Aliya's birthday--not to mention her birthday is six months away. Laura gets a text from Rustin--the every jerk-ish snoop--that has a video attached to it. Laura watches it in shocked silence.
When the video is over and done with, Laura--with an outraged glint in her eyes--exclaims, "I can't believe you seduced my twin brother!"
After a moment of silence on Ainsley's part, she tries in vain to defend herself, "You lead me to believe you were dead!"
"I was in a coma!" Laura retorts, exasperated.
Though confused shoppers on-looked upon their savage dispute, that did not stop the two girls at odds.
Ainsley reaches the end of her patience, and in a poor attempt to regain her dignity, shouted, "Lose. My. Freaking. Number!" With every word, she enunciated her demand by giving Laura a good smack on the shoulder with a hardback book.
Ainsley stalked out of the store, with a flourish of her hands. After most of the heat leaves Laura's body, she finally sees the bystanders. "I just met her today." She says weakly.
With a sigh, Laura too leaves the store.
Laura and Ainsley meet up later, the humiliating fight having been forgotten. Would you believe that this has happened before?

~~CBK3973 (Ainsley)
With the help of TheCommonTrixter (Laura--L. Darlin')
*In dedication to our lovely movie date--6/29/2011*