Hey, I'm urbangirl98!

Name: You can call me urban c:

Penname: urbangirl98

Age: old enough to write :)

My stories:

Outlaw: AU : The team is stranded in a troubling dimension; there is no Batman, no Superman and no Justice League. The villains have banded together, and with no one to stop them, they took over the world, leading it into a dark era. Who is the masked man who dubs himself 'Nightwing? And more importantly, where is Robin? -HIATUS - Will come back to this. I swear.

I don't write slash(nothing against it, I just don't care for it), swear or have mature subject matter in my stories. So if you are looking for clean stories, here is the place

"Your butts are getting bigger! We thought you were a dragon!" - Tuffnut How to train your Dragon

"Yeah, no kidding, right? Pain. Love it." -Hiccup How to Train Your Dragon

"Shut-up!" -Chuck Cast Away

"Never memorize something that you can look up." Albert Einstein

" Writing- the profession in which you stare at a computer screen, stare out the window, type a few words, then curse repeatedly. " Drew Goodman

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read -Unknown

As far as I'm concerned, the entire reason for becoming a writer is not having to get up in the morning.

Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and adventures are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes and forgotten.

You get ideas from daydreaming. You get ideas from being bored. You get ideas all the time. The only difference between writers and other people is we notice when we're doing it.

Things to do on an elevator:

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

17. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

18. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

19. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

20. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

21. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

22. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

23. Make farm animal noises

24. Start talking to the wall

25. Carry a stuffed animal with you and talk to it

26.Carry a small object and start petting it while saying "My precious." in a demonic voice then laugh like a maniac

27. When one person is on ask them if they want to pet your cat and then purr at them.

28. Rip your clothes and stumble on to the elevator and tell them that you just escaped from the mental ward and then laugh like a maniac

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