I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock

Oneshot, written for the kinkmeme: girl!Sherlock doesn't buy into stereotypical gender roles, and soon finds that John doesn't either. girl!Sherlock/John at the end.

So. John and Sherlock. Sherlock and John. Getting together. Romantically. How'd it all start, anyway? Well, essentially it was Gary Glitter's fault, and you can take that to the bank.

John Watson isn't the only person with nightmares. This story considers what nightmares plague five different characters from the series.

A series of first kisses

"Every story is his story." A retelling of the Doctor and River Song's romance with magic and iPads. Written for an AU challenge.

COMPLETE When John Watson left his hometown for the capital of Baker Kingdom, hoping to become a Royal Knight, he had no idea that he'd find so much more there than a title; namely evil poisoners, damsels in not-quite-distress and a reason to live. Slash.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

Sherlock & John are after a criminal in a club. The suspect escapes, and they are trapped in a massive crowd of people. They can't move so they decide to dance together. Why would Sherlock let a criminal run free? The man is up to something.

In the wake of the events in 'Abyssinia, Henry', a priest and a doctor walk into a bar. Or at least into a tent with a still in it. Hawkeye/Mulcahy abortive slash

It's the thrill of chase he's after and he's not sure that this chase is one he wants to make. He knows what happens in the end.

All the many things Lestrade has found out that he really, really wishes he never had. Two fics in one. Multiple pairings, all of them slash.

In all of their previous meetings, Mycroft Holmes had always been perfectly put together in his bespoke three-piece suits and umbrella, not a hair out of place. The bloodied, bruised man struggling out of a crimson-spattered vest looked nothing like that.

Sherlock finds himself playing unwilling babysitter to a blond, blue-eyed baby who bears a striking resemblance to a certain doctor...

And then it's three in the morning in the middle of a really terrible day, with a serial killer on the loose and the rain pouring down, and Lestrade finds himself having coffee with John, piecing fragments of Sherlock Holmes into a kind of whole.

There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.

John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.

One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John

Or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants. Sherlock overdoses on Red Bull, much to John's dismay. Spin-off fic set before the events of "You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners". Pre-slash if you squint, but can be read as gen.

Even with all of the intensive training Balthazar puts Dave through, Dave still can't control his magic while asleep. Dave projects his dreams; a Led Zepplin lightshow of unconscious fantasies. Balthazar finds less and less reasons to ignore them.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

"And then Sherlock had peered at you intently, narrowing his eyes and raising an eyebrow. "It is more than likely that the two of you would have engaged in sexual intercourse before she'd leave you a false number in the morning."" Slash.

Molly is trying her best to cope. Post The Great Game.

John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.

As I missed Lestrade in "The Blind Banker", I decided to write this. John has another date, and Sherlock is left wondering why. He goes to the only other normal person who will speak to him to find out. Sherlock/Lestrade

It is always wise to make sure people aren't standing outside your door before you decide to spill your secrets to your lazy-ass cat. Fairly cracky. Post-Inception.

Slash, Holmes/Watson. A long night in a wicked city..

“She needed someone that needed her right back. And you just needed a reason to grow up.” - Complete

Pre-movie. Holmes makes a promise he can't keep. Deals with Holmes' drug use and how this affects Holmes and Watson's relationship. Holmes/Watson, Watson/Mary

Slash, Holmes/Watson. Watson is a degenerate gambler and a reluctant romantic and the least reliable narrator in the history of the written word.

Slash, Holmes/Watson. People die for love and they kill for it.

Sherlock Holmes the criminal mastermind and his close associate John Watson—on the surface that was all they appeared to be. //AU where Holmes and Watson are criminals// //oneshot// //HolmesWatson//

Promptfic: Holmes is majorly turned on by Watson's skill with his sword/cane. HolmesWatson.

Mary and Holmes know each other's secret. Angst, MaryWatson, hints of HolmesWatson, not your typical romance.

One-shot. Jim chooses to remain behind on the Defiant but realizes that he forgot to say something important in the last message he recorded for Bones...

Regs don’t permit fraternizations, so to counteract his boredom, Jim plays matchmaker for everyone else. Bones notices, likes this mature and thoughtful Jim and convinces him to break the rule.

One-shot: Alice finally gets a change to sit down and ask some more questions of Hatter--with Charlie watching it all like his favorite reality television show. Hatter back-story, and the possible origin of Mad March. Rated T for cursing and adult themes.

A fic that follows Kelly through the first season through her tweets on Twitter. Rated M for language and a sexy dream. Light Kelly/Nathan. Posted on LJ.

Bones has no truck with the holidays, so Jim introduces him to a new one, with one key feature: The Airing of the Grievances. Bones. Airing his grievances. Jim knew this Festivus would be EPIC. Kirk/McCoy

A lovers' quarrel on a rainy day. Only with rockets. Synlet. Heed the Rating.

It's Casey's first Buy More Christmas; stuck in retail hell, he's invited to spend Christmas Day with the Bartowskis, but he has no idea what to get Chuck for Christmas. CONTAINS EXPLICIT M/M SEX. Don't like? Underage? Illegal where you are? Don't read!

Jim decides the Enterprise needs a Porn Night and that Spock's porn-watching-virginity needs to be taken! Also: just what is Bones up to?

Lifted from the st kinkme: “FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!” Kirk yelled, throwing up his hands in shock and looking at his crew with an acute cross of envy and horror. “How much porn do you people have?” Crackfic

CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a COMMANDER SPOCK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your SPOCK will give you decades of quality performance. Note: This fic has K/S slash.

Written for the lj Kink meme. Bones is forced to teach Sex Ed to the crew of the Enterprise. Needless to say, this is the best day of Kirk's life. Slight Jim/Bones. M to be safe.

A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. My prompt was: Sarek/Amanda - Pets

Sniper just lost it.

Soldier proves that he's not always a jerk. Inspired by Shy-Light.

Spock finds humanity's obsession with sex and its particulars to be nothing short of thoroughly perplexing.

He leaned against the bar and busted out his most charming smile, all smooth lines and intriguing shadows. "You're a hard woman to find, Ms Matrix." Or: Bob and Dot head to the wild west.

...and one who doesn't. Kirk/Gaila, Kirk/McCoy

He looks up at her, all the love in him focused at this one point of joy he calls his daughter... Kirk/McCoy, Joanna McCoy/Pavel Chekov

Five times Bones had a damn good excuse for kissing Jim and one time he didn't. Kirk/McCoy. Contains: A dash of angst, a bit of schmoop, a pinch of kidfic, and it probably toes the line on being crack as well.

The Enterprise is sent on a mission to explore Levicity, a planet that has been deserted for years. Zombie apocalypse. Kirk/McCoy.

This was a prompt from st xi kink comm: Five of Kirk's scars he didn't want to talk about, and the one time he told someone.

The aliens just got the wrong secrets. Kirk/McCoy Pre-S.

Everyone thinks Jim is dead, including Bones. But Spock wants to make sure... Kirk/McCoy

WIP. When it comes to learning languages, a person is so much better than a computer. When Uhura tracks down the only Vulcan in Starfleet, she has no idea of the events she's setting in motion.

James Kirk can be very convincing. Kirk/McCoy

The gang attempt to hook Sheldon up with a nice girl he meets at a convention and things don’t quite work out as they planned. In other words, an epic love story. Sheldon/Leonard.

Moss is working late. So is Richmond. Stuff happens.

Strong language, hints of intercourse. When Scout reveals his strange quirk in bed to Engineer, things go haywire for the Bostonian. Will Sniper be the one to finally help Scout's strange kink come into frutation, or is he setting himself up for disaster?

Johnny forms an uneasy alliance with the ex-Queen of Hell and her son Blackheart, whom Johnny rescues from the Ninth Circle. Together the three must evade Mephisto's henchmen and prevent him from bringing Armageddon to Earth.

Oh, do not be so hasty in your judgment of me! True, I have perhaps acted rashly, but you must first understand the context. The situation is not as simple as it seems... Spy/Scout

Sometimes, a single thread is all that holds a relationship together. But no matter the extent of the damage, as long as that one thread remains there is some small hope of fixing what can seem irreparable.

Shawn finds himself listening to the police scanner on the nights that Lassiter has patrol. Shawn/Lassiter SLASH. Complete.

HPDM slash, past DMAG and HPGW, oneshot. Harry wasn't planning to run into Draco when he came to lay a plaque on Astoria's grave, but then, his life usually works out in unexpected ways. COMPLETE.

Full title:"Five Times Lassiter Didn't See Shawn Fire a Weapon...and the one time he did" for a challenge on psychfic. A series of 5 scenes where the Detective hears about Shawn's ability, and one where he finally sees it. Complete with epilogue! No Slash

It's pouring rain and Carlton is stranded. Good thing Shawn is there with a giant umbrella and two bus passes. Shassie SLASH! No spoilers.

With the shark gone, Hooper has no real reason to stay on the island. But he doesn't exactly want to leave, either. Brody/Hooper.

Written in response to a kink meme that was floating around. Someone suggested voyeurism so here we are. //VERY M, SniperSpy with Scout watching, written in Scout's voice so accent and swearing galore//

Spy has a plan. It involves the enemy medic and serum #34. //VERY M, general state of all these guys being insane, Scout and Spy are best friends for some reason//

Big Mike runs his store more carefully than people realise. He knows when to interfere, and when to leave well alone. Warning: contains a m/m kiss. If this is distasteful to you or illegal where you are, please do not read.

A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.

A Sweet songfic. Pete/Stitch from Stitch's POV. Slash

Post Jaws. Martin Brody seeks an old friend to help get his life back together. Together they can work out all the kinks. Slash: Sheriff Brody/Matt Hooper. Very mild angst.

Holmes and Watson have complicated feelings for one another. Petty disagreements, angst and misunderstandings ensue, all with a dash of mystery, history, comedy and romance.

A typical setup-Howard and Vince are in love, but they don't know it. The unusual part? Naboo puts down the hookah and plays matchmaker!

In which the character John Myers is explored through ten short stories, inspired by ten songs. They range from light PG to heavy PG13. Most of these deal with the relationship between John and Hellboy, in the gay sense. Meaning slash. Enjoy.

The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Vince disappears, and now it's up to Howard to set off on a dangerous journey to help his friend...

There’s a secret, deep in the Russian taiga. There’s a secret deep in Violet, too. It may take one to expose the other, along with a familiar face that is secrecy embodied. —VioletSyndrome, dark themes, COMPLETE—

HPDM slash. Harry keeps interrupting Draco at work, and Draco is tired of it. Oneshot.

Arsenic and Old Lace If he wasn't crazy before he was placed here, he certainly is now. Jonathan/Einstein slash. Rated for implied violence and implied sex.

What do you do when, literally, your whole world is destroyed and then rebuilt within the span of a few minutes?

Valentine wasn't waiting for Helena. He just had nothing better to do...for six hours. Pointless piece of fluff.

In which one summer changes everything. Ben/Riley, Riley/Ben, Briley. This is an AU teenage story, by the way. Enjoy.

Moss does a very secret favour for Richmond.

(2005-7) "Good Omens" sequel - In which there is a stolen book of prophecies, a plot to bring about the Second Coming of Christ and thus truly end the world, an Antichrist heading into puberty, a demon and angel facing complicated emotional entanglement, and Horsepersons & Sins & Disciples, oh my!

[I won’t allow you to go through life with such an erroneous impression of Alexander the Great! Rose, we’re going to Macedonia!] Ten critiques 'historical' films. Rose gets a brief lesson on sordid history while attending a wedding party. Some Fluff.

Draco is outraged. He should sue for defamation of character. DH spoilers. RonxDraco. Rated for language.

Dash's response to Violet's death, as seen by a superhero reporter at the Metroville Times.

Sequel to SENSE series. Rayne. A series of interconnected oneshots based on the vices and virtues of this strange new relationship. COMPLETE!

Step by step, Helena shapes him into the man she wishes he would be.

After the events of Countrycide, Jack tends to Ianto's injuries and realises that a little something special may be happening. JackIanto fluff. Torchwood oneshot.

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.

There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.

The BoyWhoLived has got to do what the BoyWhoLived has got to do...including get up at 3 am to fight evil. He needs Ron to help out, but Ron is a dangerous person to wake up. Harry braves it anyway, and doesn't find what he expects...[slash][DracoRon]

Three small children are the only survivors of a horrible attack on a school. Ron Weasely decides that someone needs to look after them. He also decides that that someone needs the sort of help that only Remus Lupin can provide. Ron & Remus Slash.

Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.

CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?

HawkeyeBJ. SLASH! I don‘t think I‘ve slept one full night of sleep since I got here.

Draco is not pleased with the role that fate has assigned him. With the help of Neville, he tries to change his lines.

Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.

A new member to the Order shakes things up. Especially because it is none other than Draco Malfoy, confessed Death Eater. But during his stay at headquarters, there are a few sections he's hidden and a redhead with a temper becomes interested.

After OIS, Jayne's plans to get rid of the moonbrained girl ends in many an unexpected consquence. This is a miniepic to link Jayne and River yes its long, but stick with. Complete!

Severus Snape and Remus Lupin are married and off on a whirlwind honeymoon. Some wedding guests remain to finish the leftover wine and wonder... SSRL, mentions of RWDM, HPGW, HGNL COMPLETE

Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.

SLASH - A new business venture sparks an old rivalry…and hits primetime. RW-DM COMPLETE

Absconditus collapsed in 372 A.D. For hundreds of years, history passed into legend. Now these visions haunt Ron Weasley's dreams. The past has a strange way of repeating itself. RWDM slash COMPLETE

One would think that researching a new romance novel while harvesting rare orchids would keep Severus out of trouble, but the cloud forests of Peru hide many secrets. SSHG, OotP compliant.

(a post-ep for 'Taking the Fifth') Hawkeye discovers that the nurses were not alone in plotting his embarrassment, and that the 'Sweet Preserves' letter is more than it seems. [slash]

Ron Weasley, glutton of the senses. (R/D, short)

Slash - Draco/Ron. Cigarettes by the shores of the black lake.