AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.

Before Watson, there was Lestrade. Vignettes about Lestrade and Sherlock, pre-John, in no particular order, chronological or otherwise. Rated T for language, graphic injuries, drug use. Friendship, h/c, humour, adventure. Companion piece to LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate's "What You Don't Know About Greg Lestrade". See A/N in first chapter. NOW COMPLETE!

AU after OOTP. A short story speculating on what would REALLY have happened if Uncle Vernon ever took a swing at Harry.

A mini-fic to expand on the storyline of the same titled oneshot. Harry comes back to his parents at the age of ten, but can he really forget his past and live his life? Will his 'Father' let him? Based on my Dark Prince Trilogy.

'Oh! Hi, Artemis! Listen, I've been having dreams about your father murdering random people and burying them the decorative verge... Ring any bells' Rated T but rated M in later chapters. Updated... sporadically at best.

If Sherlock had danger nights, then these were John's danger days.

In which John tries to teach Sherlock how to ice skate. Rated T for John's mild language. Kind of fluffy...

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

Six months probably isn't long enough for John to begin picking up the pieces. Fortunately, Sherlock is trying to ensure that he doesn't have to. But in the meantime, a good old-fashioned friend is already setting up the board for the next round - and this time there's an ominous twist in the story that's more focused on John than Sherlock cares to admit. Post-Reichenbach plot-arc.

On New Year's Eve, Sherlock discovers that sometimes it's the seemingly innocuous, rather than life-threatening, conditions that can keep John from The Work. And John is reminded just how deeply their friendship runs.

Christmas time with Sherlock and John... Well, it's definitely not normal, but it's still definitely Christmas. And John loves every minute of it. (Sherlock probably does, too.) A Sherlock Christmas Advent!fic

I couldn't possibly have strep throat. - SH

What it says on the tin.

Sequel to Resonance and Revolution. Harry enters his second year as an Auror Apprentice. Snape's wedding looms, and Harry's odd new powers mature, creating mayhem, perilous temptations, and opportunities to gain real wisdom.

Sherlock runs into a bit of trouble with a new case

The five times Sherlock almost met the man in the blue box and the one time he finally succeeded in catching him. Rated T to be safe.

When Mycroft is kidnapped, somewhere in central Europe, Sherlock and John get on the very first plane which is vaguely heading in the right direction. Beta Read.

Dealing with the past can never be easy, especially if the past lies in Afghanistan, with hostages and kidnap and bloodshed. But when a police raid unearths an old, closely-guarded secret of John's, he is forced to confront the ordeal he has kept hidden for so long. T for violence.

Artemis Fowl had no problem understanding paradoxes. Travel with the Doctor had merely taught him to know when they weren't enough. Post TLG!

It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn't just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That "doctor" actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.

In the aftermath of the Great Techno-Crash, not everyone is there to pick up the pieces. - Heavy spoilers for The Last Guardian!

Or, "Five Times Sherlock Nearly Died, and One Time He Really Did." Rated T for language, and possibly graphic injuries. Sherlock whump. No slash. WARNING: Character death in final chapter!

Why John moved in with a deaf mad man whom he couldn't communicate with, he didn't know. Still, what was life without a challenge? Deaf!Sherlock. AU.

An unexpected text leads to an even more unexpected reunion. It starts out well enough, but Sherlock Holmes is a troubled man. Fortunately, troubled men are Irene Adler's speciality. Set post-series 2.

John's curiosity about Sherlock's mind palace leads to a fast lesson in Mughal architecture and the realisation that he and Sherlock really don't understand how one another's minds work. All light humour and slight absurdity. Oneshot.

Sherlock had decided early on that there was something almost sacred about having a flatmate. Oneshot.

Mycroft could not have done it. His strength lay in connections, not sacrifice. In submission, Sherlock was a stronger man than he. Post-Reichenbach, and a Mycroft character study. Oneshot.

When one lived with Sherlock Holmes the definition of a 'quiet night in' became a very different thing indeed. Contains blood and home surgery.

Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.

Sherlock and John met before A Study In Pink…but still at St. Bart's.

John Watson was a doctor, trained to observe details; a fact Sherlock had never been more aware of than when a drugged John's lifesaving instructions were based on an unlabeled syringe and an unconscious murder suspect's body.

Sherlock negotiated with Mycroft 24hours at Baskerville, in exchange for a favour. Therefore when his brother comes to him with a case, the detective simply cannot refuse... and all hell's breakin' loose. Beta Read.

There was milk in the fridge.

Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her

Started as a Kink Meme fill with the premise that Kirk, against all odds attended the VSA. And it became a Kirk/T'Pring story. Background S/U. Full prompt inside.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

This is one way it might happen. There are, of course, many. NOTE: This is part of the Sofie Series, a sequel to "Mouth of Babes," "Facing Forward," "Sentry Duty," and "Lessons Learned."

Lestrade visits a seriously injured Sherlock and John in the hospital after the bombing at the pool. Sherlock!whump.

It's sinking in that he's alone here, bleeding out in this alleyway, and he doesn't want to die like this.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Chapter 27: The Turbolift Scene. Nyota/Spock pairing, Pike, and BAMF Number One, Kirk, Sarek, Amanda, libertarian smugglers, hyper-telepathic Vulcans.

A collection of drabbles based on foreign words with no English equivalent set at various points in John's life, mostly pertaining to his involvement with Sherlock. John/Sherlock slash. Rated for some implied sexual situations and general angst.

John, Sherlock, a violin and an accident with lasting damage. Rated for permanent character injury.

Because when you're in love with someone, waiting seven hundred years to meet them is nothing.

"Fine then," she almost purred. "Prove it." Artemis could only stare, his body frozen to the spot where he stood.

Nothing good can come from family visiting Molly at work. Especially since she comes from a family of temperamental redheads. Not a Sherlock/Molly fic, sorry to those who like them, but i can't write them.

John and Sherlock share a bed, or at least they try to. GEN, Conversation-format.

Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

One-shot. Set after "The Blind Banker." John goes to court to face the music… and the ASBO. Lestrade and company get involved despite John's best efforts to keep things quiet. Gen. Friendship.

AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.

War. That's it, isn't it? You're in a war. You almost laugh, but then you remember that half a building is currently resting on top of you and you refrain from expressing your incredulity.

Sherlock is bored and John decides that they should play Cluedo. In retrospect, it was a truly awful decision.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

A new type of foe is invading the Earth; a potential threat to humankind - but can the Doctor save the Earth when he's only five-years-old? [Whump: Ten / Minor: Rose]

Silence has fallen, but the Doctor is screaming in the dark, immobile and imprisoned. AU from The Pandorica Opens.

The Master survives the Time War, steals the TARDIS, and starts to wreak havoc. And with a paradox hanging over their heads, can two Doctors and one human stop him? Slight TenRose, NineRose, and DoctorWhump for both.

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

Martha Jones keeps blacking out and waking up somewhere else, only to find that the Doctor had no idea she was gone. What's causing this disturbance? A new rift, electromagnetism, aliens, or something about Martha herself?

When Artemis gets his appendix removed Holly thinks he's dying. Turns out fairies can't live without appendixes, so they don't know humans don't need them. Holly rushes to Artemis's side. Epilogue added at the suggestion of one kind reviewer.

A story in which Artemis learns there is nothing rational about intercourse. Plot? What plot? Butler/Artemis, SLASH

TwoShot. The whispered words “Sleep with me,” were an order, an offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom—but it didn’t. Butler/Artemis

-AU "SoD"/"LotTL"- When the Master's plans for the Doctor and Earth take on a chillingly personal element, Martha Jones finds herself fighting not only to tell the world about the Doctor, but to restore the Doctor's faith in what he has always believed in

Voldemort uses a time spell to keep The Boy Who Lived from killing him. In his weak state, it backfires. Enter 1991. An amnesiac 10 year old Dark Lord is signed up for Hogwarts, and can't seem to figure out why a certain green eyed hoodlum is their hero.

The FF world is stuffed full of fantasy Harrys. What will fourteen of them do now though when they've been sent to the 'cannon world' to learn from the REAL Harry? Will Gay!Harry go straight? Will Dark!Harry go good? Will Super!Harry ever lose a duel?

1852, a London convent has an unsolvable problem and they believe the Doctor is their last hope. But what he finds are shades of his past that cast shadows on the present and future. Can he save the world without having to give up someone he loves?

Giftfic. Like any good son, Artemis loves his mother, he really does. They'll go down this sinking ship together, if only because they are of one blood. Artemis II and Angeline. Dubious content and pairings.

Edward wants to invite someone else to the wedding, but who? He and Bella travel to Chicago to meet this mystery guest and Bella must decide if he or she can come. They then end up tangled in a mess of wedding chaos and other vampire-related stuff!

OneShot. Poor Edward laments his stay in Forks High School as Mr. Banner accuses him of plagiarizing. Gasp. Perfect Edward cheats? Read and find out! Takes place a few weeks prior to Twilight. Reviews are always welcome!

Based off the myth of Cupid and Psyche and featuring just about everyone we know and love plus some we don't, as well as aparating!Root, my first ever attempt at older!Artemis, and enough classical allusions to keep even Keats happy.

Something topical for 31st October or 1st November. "Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with."

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

Title pretty much says it all. After all, Holly is going to be around for around for quite some time. Oddly, however, came out as more of an Artemis POV. Not a romance, but not a buddy buddy story either. Feedback adored. When isn't it?

They are not alone, not anymore. Crossover with The Magic School Bus wait, wait, come back!

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Crossover with Elisabeth, by Michael Kunze. On a routine mission with Holly and Mulch's detective agency, tragedy strikes and Death comes to take what is his...

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG

Sequel to Resonance. Harry continues his Auror training and begins a journey of mastering his unusual and growing powers. Harry, with the help of his adoptive father, is finally making his own way, but fate and prophecy are never completely absent.

HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!

UPDATED WITH ANOTHER ONESHOT. In this fic, everything is so canon it's AU. I fixed a few of the plot holes of the first book not by eliminating them, but by giving them the reality due to any bit of canon. [Warning: character deaths, TLC spoilers in ch.2]

Book 1 AU. 12-year-old Artemis ponders his options. Noncon OMCArtemis.

[AF] You'd never expected that love would feel like this, would be... like this. ArtemisxAnyone

[AF] How does a criminal genius cope with doing time in a fairy jail? Warning: Suicidal references and a creepy relationship. Winner of Best Short Story and Best Overall in the Orion Awards

[AF] Artemis has misgivings about his recent actions. His father reminds him of what's important.

[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orion Awards, including Best Characterisation and Best Overall

The Surprise is ordered to escort an unlikely intelligence agent. Can Jack and Stephen unravel the unspoken secrets? The characters are cobbled together from the books & the movie.

Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.

PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!

Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.

AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.

26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...

Foaly meets up with an old friend. Stories are exchanged, and memories are shared. AF HP Crossover. Winner of Best Crossover for the 20012005 Orion Awards.

Harry is acting strangely, and Snape may just live to regret prying the secret out of him. ONE-SHOT, NO SLASH.

Hermione hits on an efficient way to do her mountain of homework in third year. Too bad it's illegal.

They say that there is no such thing as a true genius, that all genii are only proficient in one or two areas and often dismal in all others. Timmy is an example. Artemis is an exception. A response to the 'Idiot Savant' challenge.

A collection of drabbles, interspaced between the poem 'If' by Rudyard Kipling... Involves checkmates, Foaly getting abused, Root having to make a tough choice, and a tired Butler. Winner of Best Songfic category on the 2001 to 2005 Orion Awards.

Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody

Fleeing a Death Eater attack, Harry winds up in the company of an unlikely Weasley. Rescued and returned to Grimmauld Place, Percy must face the truth at last, and find the courage to reconcile with his family--and Harry. No romance or slash. COMPLETE!

After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)

There are 3 things which make this fic different. 1.It is written as a monologue from Artemis' POV. 2.There is no enemy other than adolescence. Artemis has fears and troubles just like anyone else. And 3.Well, you'll just have to read it to find out...

She's out to save Haven from an atomic bomb and have the most beautiful and intelligent child in the world with Artemis Fowl. Who is this formidable woman? Why, Mary Sue aka. an exotic girl with a unique name like Desdemona, of course!

Short Ficlet -- A few days after the kidnapping incident, Artemis Fowl still has a few words left to say to Captain Short...