Kanari! You whore, you're on in 30 seconds!

What? I'm on? Like hell I am, they said I had 5 minutes until they aired! -gets slapped- Hey!

Ow...right then, Kanari here with semi-important announcements about me. I like writing fanfics and I guess my writing is bad, so I write to get good. notice that I stressed the word good? Well, it means I'm trying to be a better writer then I was in middle school. Not necessarily good. Anyway, I like anime alot and manga. It also rocks writing anime rather than writing...RTL...-shudder- I hope I never have to write one of those on this site. But is responding to anime shows the same as response to literature? I mean, manga IS literature. (Definately NOT comics, something some of my peeps seem to think it is)

Most of my stories are laced with humor, some of you may find it twisted or screwed in general, and others may not. I don't decided what you think is funny or not, but try to understand that my humor is not normal "haha you made a funny!" kinda thing. My stories are purely and one hundred percent made by me, unless I say otherwise. I might co-work once in a while, if I feel like it. I NEVER steal other peoples ideas, no matter how evil I may be. : ) If you have any concerns about that, email me! Don't just spam me like there's no tomorrow, 'cuz then you probably won't have till tomorrow if I catch a hold of you. .

I'm a GIRL. Ok? ok.

I love anime, god bless the man/woman who created the trend! I like anything really-- yaoi, or straight, light, or dark, funny, or intense, they're all fine with me! To list all the anime I've seen would be impossible, so I guess you can go ahead and assume that I know them all! Muahahaha! (Well, that's what I'm questing to do right now.)

I've read alot of fanfics and sometimes I don't review, so who knows. I might've read yours. Email me, (or review once I've had a story posted) and tell me about your story or mine and I'll either read it or tell you that I have already reviewed it if you want. And let me say this once,

I hate flamers.

You all suck.

I didnt' have any flamers, but I'm just stating a universal fact here.Plus, I solemnly swear that I will never flame.

Adored Quotes

"I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork."
-- Peter De Vries

"I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87."
-- Steve Martin (at the 2003 Oscars®)

"I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know." -- Mel Brooks (on writing his Memoirs)

"No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money."
-- Samuel Johnson

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."
-- Robert Benchley (Robert Benchley by Nathaniel Benchley, 1955)

"A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction."
-- William Faulkner

"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?"
-- Ronnie Shakes

"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark."
-- Steven Wright

"I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep."
-- Jim Loy

"A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author."
-- G. K. Chesterton

Getting Anything Done Yet?

With school starting, the efforts are difficult to actually make...sorry! Chapter One of a story will be posted soon though!