Quotes

The dark may conceal many monsters but it hides you as well.

Now, I intend to rail at the gods for a while, so if you would be so kind as to leave me to it, I would be very grateful.”

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.” -Friedrich Nietzsche

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

"Your time is valuable. Before taking the time to critically evaluate an issue, ask the question, ‘Who cares?’"

They're the harbingers of doom. They multiply like tribbles. They care not for canon information. They're plot bunnies and they will not be denied!

Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. The answer is 'yes'.

Incoming enemy fire has the right-of-way.

"When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. Then sit back, relax, and watch as everyone tries to figure out how the hell you did that."

“Is that wise?”

“Well today it is!”

(McKay Ep.-first strike Star Gate: Atlantis)

“So says the man whose last words are likely to be either ‘Wow’ or ‘Oops’!

Everyone’s entitled t’be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

It’s a bit like trying to nail jello to a tree.”

Best done with patience and a bigger hammer?

Exactly.

“I’m glad you two have managed to forget your differences just long enough to mock me, really I am, but can you shut the fuck up?

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.

"Did I do something wrong today, or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?"

It’s easier to be open minded when your one of the things people didn't believe in.

"Due to Lack of Interest, Tomorrow Has Been Canceled."--unknown

Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.

Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

This has long day written all over it

He was a genius, but had the emotional competence of a turnip

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

Eventually, Jack mustered the courage to ask, “So, Doc. Is there a reason I should avoid using the sonic dish cleaner for this mess?”

The Doctor blinked, and slowly replied, “No, I don’t suppose that there is. Not as such.”

Jack regarded him carefully

“Will it explode, or otherwise emit radiation outside of its intended operational parameters?”

The Doctor shook his head.

“Travel unexpectedly in space or time for no apparent reason?”

The Doctor shook his head again.

“Commit grievous harm upon my flatware? And I include mysteriously painting it pink in that category, just so we’re clear.”

Another shake of the Doctor’s head, his eyes innocently wide, as if he couldn’t imagine why Jack would be asking him.

“Good enough for me,” Jack said, and began stacking dishes. –Doctor Who

Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”

“We go to our Mother Moon’s calling; we dance to no tune but her own silver song.

The past is best served as a flaming cocktail.

Be strong enough to rule the world, but wise enough to not.

It's like we fell down the rabbit hole, and woke up in... I don't know. Stephen King's basement.

Bad Moon Rising" Neil Gaiman

"I don't know what's crazier. The fact that you think this will work or the fact that it actually is."

"I know. It's a conundrum."

NO. I am not prejudice! I dislike each and every one of you EQUALLY!"

After all, when you are trying to decapitate someone, they generally won't think of you nicely.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

"I've had a very, very bad day, and now I'm taking a portion of my frustration out on you. You would have my condolences, if I had any."

"So enjoy this while ya can, Bitch!"

"I plan to!"

"Is he dead?"

"He damn well better be. That's the second time I've obliterated his head today!”

"The hell's wrong with you!"

"Many things, depending on who you ask."

-If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face - copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get two reviews, copy this into your profile.

-93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile.

-98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

-92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

-if you've ever had a friend or relative lose a great job because the company found out they were gay or lesbian and would like to burn said company to the ground copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list--Quetzalcoatls,

-If you have a worse memory than Tommy Oliver, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know who that is and laughed at that joke, copy and paste this onto your profile

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Facebook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5

11.) You are now laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

My opinion on gay marriage and being gay in general pretty much amounts too “It’s your life you can do whatever you want with it and anyone who thinks differently can take a long walk off a short cliff.”

It’s really sad that people can be so ridicules and shun, ridicule, and hurt people over there choice of friends and lovers it makes me ashamed to be a member of the human race more often the not, and is truly pathetic, I mean really it’s not there life so WHY DO THEY CARE? Sadly it appears that at least 95 of the people on the planet for all there posturing and supposed greatness has the emotional maturity of a 2 year old.

-quetzal

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am the girl whose friends no longer let me hug them when I told them I was bisexual.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag every day.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to, "teach me a lesson."

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.

I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.

I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.

I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.

I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.

I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.

I don't care if you're different, everybody is.

Repost this if you agree!

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpson. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just won’t cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles (yako, wako, and dot)

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just can’t resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." (on the playground is where i spend most of my days. . . )

You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full house (not the momma)

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"(night of the living dummy 1-3)

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not (...umm, or not)

When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -Ms. Mary Mack (all dressed in black)

When kick ball was a daily activity.

When we used to obey our parents (ummm... maybe not this one)

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape (and when one side was full you just flipped over the cassette and you have another whole 30 min of recording space)

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popula. (duck hunter!!)

You remember The Original Game Boy (that lovable ten pound gray, black and white screened monster...and four AA batteries)

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -Mr. Rodgers neighborhood-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (I’ve still got one with a real scorpion in it)

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember when everything was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. (green, 14, maybe)

You played and/or collected "Pogs" ( metal slammers worked the best)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. ( and got it confiscated by the teacher at least a half a dozen times)

One word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

You remember Carebears

You know that Lambchop's song never ended. (It goes on and on my friend)

Silver dollars, which were cool to have ( looked just like a quarter)

Everyone watched the WB. (7th heaven, charmed, smallville)

If you even know what an original walkman is (had to have something to play the tapes on)

You know the Macarena by heart. (gets up and starts dancing)

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said (doing all the hand motions 'loser, loser, double loser, as if, whatever, get the picture, duh.)

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground (standing in the middle and trying to stand in one spot while it goes around below you they just don't have those anymore!! *cries*)

When someone mentions, The Presidents of the United States of America, the first thing that pops into your mind is 'peaches'. (... come from a can. they were put there by a man. In a factory...)

Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

You had slap bracelets!

You actually played outside until it was dark!

You had a ferbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shut up!!(after you taught it to swear)

Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

It doesn't matter if you were not born in the 90's, what counts, is that you grew up in it.

If you remember this because you lived through it, then you are truly a 90's kid.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.