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 Author has written 1 story for Deadpool. Hello, strange humans who have arrived at my page for some reason. This is going to be quick, easy and relatively painless. Summary 1. I'm British, bored and easily distracted. This lovely mix usually manifests itself in writing, hence why we are both here today. 2. I write about the things I'm interested in at the time. Then inevitably get bored. 3. Yes, most, if not all my stories have some kind of OC/Self-Insert (you choose) and original plot. I know, I'm incredibly sad and all that jazz. 4. Stories are probably down there V. Go nuts. |
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Friends like These by Elixir.BB reviews
He's honestly way too good for these people. Christ, he needs to get new friends. A Sherlock/Molly story told through Greg Lestrade's eyes, before, during and after the Fall.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,938 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Sons of Durin by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,259 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Marvin the Paranoid Android by bellastrange reviews
Well, this is a little biography about Marvin's depressing life.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Marvin - Complete
Mass Transportation by Miss Taggart Transcontinental reviews
A human and a Betelgeusian meet for the first time in a London Underground station. Random semi-fluff, NON-SLASH. My first HG2TG fic. K for a couple crude words, real and imagined danger, and weirdness. Share and Enjoy! Constructive criticism welcome!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Ford P., Arthur D.
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
The James T Kirk Touch by schweinsty reviews
Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
And Keep Your Enemies Closer by Crazed Fuzzle reviews
She'd known he was alive. He would have been an imbecile not to know she was. Still, both of them were rather surprised to see each other. And as the old saying goes, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Synlet
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,826 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
No Need For Toasters by Serendipity1 reviews
Donatello lays down the law about the treatment of toasters in this household. Quite forcibly.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Wade Wilson's Super-Wacky Fun-Time List of X-Person Rules on How -
- Not To Fuck Up. So you've seen the movie – not only that but it's mother-fucking sequel – and like our very own Sad-Fucker of an author here, saw that lil' ol' book in Colossus' thick, velvety metal fingers and wondered what other rules the X-People had knockin' around in there. Well get ready kids, 'cos this ain't even close. (Rated for language and everything else)
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2018 - Deadpool/Wade W.