"You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats."

I've done some fun things in my life, been to a lot of fun places, and seen some very interesting things - and this is all before I've turned 25. Now that I'm starting to feel old I write to escape from the rest of my life for those few moments in time that I get the chance to. I have, from time to time, written original works but they're more in line with something you would see on McSweeney's Internet Tendency (where one or two of my more...unusual works have ended up) than anything major.

I tend to enjoy a wide variety of stories, but I enjoy writing about the human condition as it is more than anything else. Which goes hand in hand that my favorite stories are those that are almost a total deconstruction of a character. That is also, not to say, that I don't enjoy a good pulp fiction from time to time. Generally if it's good I'll read it.

Favorite quote of the moment: "A book of sermons: to anybody else spiritually enlightening...for you it's practically a psychotic break!" - Wilson, House ep "Private Lives"