After losing a shaving contest against Signor Adolfo Pirelli, Jamie is caught by the eyes of the barber Sweeney Todd, who insists on making her his apprentice. Ms. Lovett on the other hand seems to spark jealously about their relationship together. May or may not include sexual situations later on. *All rights to the play/film belong to Stephen Sondheim and Tim Burton. Please R&R!

Dear Journal, I'm trying to, you know, start a journal. But that never works out. This is the seventh time I've tried to do this. Well, seven's the charm, right? Anyway, let me introduce myself. My name is James Sirius Potter, son of Harry and Ginny Potter. Oh, and what's a mammogram?