This is an AU fanfic of Lanta's AU story 'An Unwilling Ownership.' It is NOT a continuation of it but happens to be set in a time months after her fic ends. HP owns SS & Sara. No pairings yet. Warnings! Not a serious fic. Overpowered Harry & ridiculously overpowered OC elf. No real plot. Swear words. A little angst relieved by occasional humour. Slavery. Farce. Cracky

Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

REMEMBRANCE OF THINGS PAST Summary: Harry receives a shocking message from someone thought dead. Apparently Harry's own past had not been entirely what he had previously believed, and his family held several secrets. Pre-slash. HP/SS. Slave fic. (Master Harry. Slave Snape)

COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)

Harry is married to Ginny but not as happy as he had expected to be. Dobby thinks that The Great Wizard Harry Potter Sir is in danger of being very unhappy indeed in the not too distant future - but he has a 'brilliant plan' to fix the problem, however he needs a potion from 'Master Potions Master Snape' to put his plan into action. Crack fic. Pre slash, well, maybe.

Young Ginny tells Charlie of the amazing Boy Who Lived, who, with Ginevra who is almost as unbelievably amazing as he is, flys around the world having adventures and doing good deeds and stuff. Ginny wishes she could be as awesome as Ginevra—but unfortunately she is stuck with being the very ordinary 'just Ginny.' Of course, it's easier to be awesome when you're imaginary. Humour.