Hey I'm a freshman in college. I'm not much of a creative writer, but I love to read. I love fan fiction because I get to peek into other peoples minds and see how they see the characters and the stories. I'm a girl who has to have all 360 degrees to be satisfied.

FAVORITE HARRY POTTER PAIRINGS!!

1. Draco/Harry

2. Harry/Hermione

3. All of the pairings in Life Agendas!!

FAVORITE TWILIGHT PAIRINGS

1. All original pairings just because they seem to fit so well together, but I'm willing to read just about anything.

THINGS TO DO TO BE STUPID!!:

1.PULL ON A PUSH DOOR

2.TALK BACKWARDS

3.SAY YOUR GOING TO MOW THE CAT AND FEED THE LAWN.

4.SAY RAMDOME THINGS.

5.WHEN YOU HEAR YOUR NAME SAY "DUMM DUMM DUMM."

6.GO TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT AND ASK FOR SUSHI.

7.TRY TO SPEAK JAPANESSE TO A SPANISH PERSON.

8.TRY TO PAY WITH A CREDIT CARD AT MC DONALDS FOR A 1 DOLLAR THING.

9.ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION AND THEN ANSWER IT.

10.RUN AROUND WITH YOUR EYES WIDE OPEN YELLING "IM A TREE STUMP!!"

~~10 Ways To Be S t u p i d:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.

2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.

3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.

4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.

5. Try To Sell Your Money.

6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.

7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.

8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.

9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.

10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

favorite Eclipse quotes

“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” — Bella Swan

“Would you please tell me what you are thinking? Before I go mad?” — Edward Cullen

“It’s a good thing you’re bulletproof.” — Bella Swan

“I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.” — Edward Cullen

“It’s the thought that counts. I ought to know.” — Edward Cullen

“Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” — Jacob Black

“Hey, vampire girl!” — Embry Call

“I already know how strong you are. You didn’t have to break the furniture.” –—Bella Swan

“You aren’t exactly the best judge of what is or isn’t dangerous.” — Edward Cullen

“And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche.” — Alice Cullen

“I prefer brunettes.” — Edward Cullen

“We’re a bit sensitive to blood around here. I’m sure you can understand that.” — Bella Swan

“There’s something…strange about the way you two are together… The way he watches you—it’s so…protective. Like he’s about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something.” — Renee Dwyer

“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black

“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.” — Emmett Cullen

“Here’s the thing… I’ve already gone crazy once. I know what my limits are.” — Bella Swan

“I never thought I needed to teach you how to throw a punch. Guess I was wrong about that.” — Charlie Swan

“Does my being half-naked bother you?” — Jacob Black

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bellas-Choice, Book Obsession

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bellas-Choice, Book Obsession

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: hotter than you since 1901

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

There's a ME in AWSOME-but there's also a WE

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed-I’m not a can.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

I think I could be madly in like with you.

I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!

Your mom looks like voldemort (oh burn)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Therapist...The rapist! Get it?! HAHAHAHA :)

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

And God ( CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was good

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