← Screw the anonymity, that's me and just me ten minutes after waking up. Take that. If some random pedo feels like take a plan to Czech Republic, feel free to do so.

What can I say? I'm a 15 years old girl (at least, they told me so!) and I have an obsession with iCarly! Weird? Not really. You should see my mom and her reaction to iOMG and iLMM promo. THIS is what I call weird.

I wrote some fanfics... And well, try to read it, maybe you'll like it. I just wanna warn you that I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL. If you find some grammar errors (there'll be probably a lot of them), you can lemme know. Or just deal with it. Yeah, I like the second option more.

Let's say I can be a little bit random. At least those gummy bears who live in my garden say so.

I hate nerds (only boys! Girl-nerds are awesome), wannabes, Camembert-type cheese (it's moldy!), people whose are still complaining, jealousy, perverts, killing people without a reason (when someone pisses you off, it IS a reason), cupcakes without a frosting, orange color, animals (except for bunnies, snakes, spiders and coakroaches, these are cool), dramatic TV series (I don't care who's pregnant and who died!), too nice people (it irks me), shipping wars (it used to be fun, but people are less and less reasonable now), drama queens, gossiping, haters, trolls, pillows shaped like flowers, heat, cold, curtains, silver nail polishes, long nails, hair extensions, fake lashes, posers, wax, candles, extinguishers (who invented that? It looks horrible), bullies (haha), gas heaters, queues, ladders, flies in diapers, mobiles, black eyeshadows... ah, I'm tired, I'll write the rest another time.

I love... bunnies? And Ben & Jerry's. Oh, and Nickelodeon! Yeah, that's it.

Ugh, why am I even trying? No one reads these profiles. And if you do... STALKER! (Yep, I'm talking to you!)

Let's skip the random junk that's on every profile and no one reads it, kay?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 13

Well, I said I'm not sure if I'm a girl! Last time I checked I was. Promise! My friends consider me a girly girl! Well, if I wouldn't be so agressive... and if I wouldn't love horrors and Star Wars... and if I wouldn't like to hang out with boys more than with girls... and- Stop it!