Hello friends and foes.. my name happens to be Kaidoh (not really but you don't get to know my real name)..

i am of the female variety.. yes i know.. you are surprised..

i like a lot of anime and i read a lot as well..

anyway.. i'm working on many fics at the moment so when i upload it'll be a lot of (maybe) good stuff..

tootles

One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back-to-back they faced one another,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn't see,

So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,

A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came and shot the two dead boys.

A paralyzed donkey walking by,

Kicked the copper in the eye,

Sent him through a rubber wall,

Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

(If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!)