Name: Abby.

Age: Teenagerish,

Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed be a Greek god, obtain a sycophant, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become an author. That last one might be impossible.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. That's right Monica, I'm talking to you... hehehe

If you hate it when people review your story just to ask you to review theirs, copy this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever hiden in cupboard and jumped out someone yelling, "I FOUND NARNIA!!" copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you laughed when Justin Beiber walked into revolving door copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely love Narnia and nothing anyone says will make you change your mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely love iCarly and nothing anyone says will make you change your mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're NOT in the 95 of perteen girls who'd cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers about to jump off a BIG skyscraper, and would bring a lawnchair and popcorn to watch happily then copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. (It was longer but it was to long so I removed a load of stuff off it)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are in the 5 percent that would shout JUMP JUMP JUMP!

If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile, (Both)

If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have OSD put this in your profile! (Obsessive Seddie Disorder!)

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you started talking to an episode of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing from something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Seddie so much that when you watch iCarly, you freak out if Freddie and Sam are sitting next to each other the copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think Gibby totally FULL OF EPIC WIN copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Post this if you would rather have a few friends who you can trust than a lot of friends with few you can trust.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've ever fallen going UP the stairs, put this in your profile.

I hate sterotypes. I'm tired of being sterotyped, so I'm going to stop judging books by their covers, and read there descriptions. Post this in your profile if you want

If you act like a moron and don't care who sees you, post this in your profile.

92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever been called weird by someone and thanked them for it, copy this into your profile.

If you think Seddie is much better than Creddie, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile.

I'd be lazy but I just can't be bothered.

We're not wimps we just can't be bothered to be brave.

Trees are green and they smell like trees.

I like trains.

WHAT DO WE WANT? PROCRASTINATION! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Next week...

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on...

Listening and hearing are two different senses.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Abby is loading ████████████ 99%

I sometimes review stories under a load of different names, here are a few:
GrammerFreak
HereComeTheBob's
Can'tBeBotheredToSignIn.
YouKnowWhoIAM...
If I think of any more I'll place here so if I offend you can can swear at me rather than my review!

This is just a thank you to everyone who's read any of my stories! It means alot to me to have all the praise, and I even enjoy the constructive critasisum. I just wanna give a big thank you to everyone put my story 'To far...' on alert or favourited it. So... THANK YOU! Even if it's only been up a few days I've had so many good comments from it. So thank you. Again. :)