Decided I wanted to write another funny Illyana story. As I tried to come up with an idea I hit upon using British Top Gear as the framework (yes alcohol was involved). This story takes place before Illyana regained her soul. Illyana takes on a very strong presense after the first few chapters so Illyana fans, just give it a few chapters.

What would happen if Naruto had been adopted by Asuma Sarutobi? If he had to take a major demotion for the safety of the village? Follow along as he takes on the Shinobi World far better equipped, and far more deadly.

Peter Parker's world is crashing down around him. With forgotten memories, unknown parents and gaining emancipation. He barely has time to be Spider-man. Peter must deal with the problems adding up, all while making sure the city doesn't fall apart. (Superfamily AU, momma!Widow)

A Naruto AU. After Suna's failed attempt to destroy Konoha, they offer Temari as a bride to Naruto in an Arranged Marriage to form a new alliance. Read how this affects the 4th Hokage and his Family as they learn to deal with the ever changing world of Shinobi Politics. A Naruto and Temari Love Story. Rated M to be safe so Mature Readers Only Please. Romance/Family/Hurt and Comfort

Sasuke Uchiha finds that Naruto Uzumaki, the boy she loved since day one, is just what she needs in a guy. Especially after her clans massacre. AU. Rated M. FemSasuke. FemItachi. Naruto/FemSasuke. OOC.

"Together they make the Deathly Hallows. Together they make one Master of Death." Solemn eyes meet those of his teammates."I am the Master of Death" A series of drabbles in no particular order.

Peter used to complain when the Avengers insisted that Natasha teach him her more lethal skills. After all, how could he kill someone when he couldn't even punch Natasha as part of his training? He never understood why they made him do it, until the day came when it was only the lessons she taught him that could keep him alive.

What if the Uzumaki Clan returned before Naruto made a name for himself? What if he was a Uzushiogakure Shinobi instead of a Leaf one? Naruto's story is different right at the start of his ninja career! NarutoXHinata Rated T but might change later if it gets bad. I DON'T OWN NARUTO!

AU : Naruto was abandoned at birth and everything comes to light after the Wave Mission. Naruto decides to quit as a shinobi of the leaf. Will Naruto be able to forge his own path through his father's legacy and protect it? Pairing: NarutoxSatsuki (Fem!Sasuke). His family tries to make amends for their mistakes, but will he accept them? And will Hiruzen be able to stop him in leaf?

The Inuzuka clan of Konoha has no male heir. During the chunin exams, Naruto discovers that Kiba is actually a female. And Kiba discovers that Naruto smells really really good. Naruto x FemKiba. Tsundere Kiba. Fluffy.

The Nine-Tailed Fox. A mighty creature of pure chakra, with a visage fearsome enough to put the most hardened of men into fear comas. That was how the demon was known to Naruto. Now just imagine his surprise when he suddenly meets the fox and realizes that she's a girl. An insanely cute girl at that. It is just too bad about her nasty attitude. She sure is fluffy though. Complete!

It was the first time she meet someone like him someone that could understand her someone that could pull her from the darkness rated M for violence lemons and abuse. Sasuke and Sakura bashing Naruto x Yugito

Maria Hill and Natasha Romanoff both have kept various secrets all their lives. Now, just as the meeting on what to do with Loki is getting started, some of those secrets are coming out. How? Well it's simple...their families came to visit them...at S.H.E.I.L.D. on the Helicarrier...and one guy lost a bet. Now everyone knows there's more to the two than ever before. AU OOC

Gaara discovers a way to sleep without the ravings of Shukaku and without fear of turning into the demon itself. The only catch is that she needs to be close to Naruto Uzumaki. Fluffy Naruto/Female gaara.

What if Naruto had gained control over Kyuubi's chakra during the month of training for the finals of the Chunin exams? What if Jiraiya taught Naruto more than summoning? Watch as Naruto takes the whole world by storm with near unstoppable power and unmatched potential. But when the chips are down and its all or nothing against hidden threats and god like enemies, will he survive?

Naruto drags himself across Konoha in utter boredom after completing his daily missions. However, he unexpectedly and fortunately comes across his long time friend and comrade, Sakura. This is a NaruSaku AU. Smut included.

The Avengers bring Percy Jackson on, so they can see what this teenage boy is hiding. Percy has just been back from the Gaint war, and Tartarus is not happy that he escaped. Through in Greek monsters, avenger!spider-man and a whole lot of confusion, pranks, and horrible flashbacks. COMPLETE W/ SEQUEL UP

A few one-shots, depicting the relationship between Spider-Man and the Black Widow.

"You won't wake up in the morning and regret this Granger. Because once I claim you, that is it for either of us. You will belong to me," he was fighting for control, fighting to restrain the wolf that was scratching just under the surface to escape his tight hold. Inhaling a breath he recognized the heady scent that filled the air.

Naruto and Sakura have finally gotten married and decide to spend their honeymoon in a ski lodge up in the mountains. Naruto wants to play in the snow, Sakura wants to have a candelit dinner, but what if there is a third option? Takes place in the same universe as my other 'The Last' fanfic, but one doesn't need to read it to enjoy this fic. Oneshot!

Exiled and attacked, Naruto becomes the replacement for a killer cyborg, before returning home to exact his revenge. Grievous is Naruto

Summary: AU Story: Feral Naruto has brutally killed Pain and kidnapped the heiress, Hinata. The Leaf is after him but can they really stand a chance against the crazed Blond? Author note- guys I made a BIG mistake. Kakashi should have been dead not alive. Sorry. This story is now labeled as AU.

What would become of all the Divergent characters if the war never happened?

Forgotten by many, he walk across the lands. The forests as his domain, the lord of the wilderness will turn the world upside down. Pairing : Arsylvos(Naruto)/ Artemis(eventually.) Rated MA. for violence, profanities and the usual. On Hiatus for now...

After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.

When Naruto discover's he has the kekkei genkai of the Kagami clan and their bloodline Zanpakutō, he becomes powerful and that's not the only thing to change. smart/powerful Naruto! Harem with NarutoxFem Sasuke, Fem Lee, Fem Kiba, Hinata, Fem Ichigo, Fem Gaara and many more! Mulitple Gender bending and Lemon. Rated M for adult content, 18 reconmended

Naruto is banished by the council after he retrieves Sasuke. So he decides to find out who his parents are. When he does he shifts his goal from being Hokage to making the whirlpool into a village that outshines all of the elemental nations Rating may change.

Naruto had no one, but Kami smiled on him. He gets adopted by the Genjutsu Mistress of Konoha, Kurenai Yuhi. She will teach him all he needs to be a good shinobi. It's the start of the Ice Fox of Konoha. Pairing: Naruto x Samui x Ayane. Ninja Gaiden & DOA x-over. Hiatus.

Naruto is known as Konoha Kitsune, An infamous ANBU operative, devoid of emotion and an social outcast, can he fit in with the rest of Konoha villagers and fulfill his destiny that was set out for him. Can he been freed from his lonely heart/life and help him defend against the Akatsuki threat towards him, will he be ready or is he destined to be alone...

[Complete] At the age of six, Sakura met Gaara while accompanying her dad on a mission. Gaara 'marked' her as his. Six years have passed since they last saw each other and they meet up again, just in time for the Chunin Exams.

What if Itachi had a very good reason for killing off the Uchiha clan? What if the Clan had denied Itachi just like Konoha denied Naruto? What would happen when these two meet? WIP : Female girl Fem!Itachi itanaru naruita : AR, gender bender, genderswap

Naruto makes a mistake and ends up in a different time and makes everything all hugs and smiles and sparkles...not here. Naruto is content to just save his past self and leave it at that...or not. He comes up with a devilish plan to get back at the fox and it ends up backfiring, literally. Epic length OneShot. Naru/Kyu hurt/comfort/romance, no adventure here

Nii Yugito, deadly assassin of Kumogakure and Jinchuriki of the Nibi. Yugito sometimes has times where she acts like a cat. What happens when an 8 year old Naruto finds her acting like a cat and makes her his pet? Or, tries to...

Shikamaru has a mission to Suna, which must be completed before Tsunade's death. But there's more in store for him than a six-day round-trip and a paycheck. Shika/Tema Now revised, and with a brand new chapter!

When Sakura brings a doll home she gets much more than expected. Who knew that a doll could be so real?

She’s not responding, and suddenly he has the irrepressible urge to grab her, crush his lips against hers and taste her. Anything to know she’s real—alive. Contains LEMONS NaruSaku

The first time we made love, he looked afraid. Like he had broken me.

All is not as it seems in the Epilogue. HP/HG-W/FD-W – Affair Fic – PURE SMUT!

After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden

Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover

Naruto is seventeen years of age. He has become a much sought after bachelor due to his drastic changes, but despite increased female popularity Naruto's only interest lies with his beautiful foxy goddess. Rated M for violence, blood, and sex.

Ummm its the sequel if you havent read the first you probly should hehehe LEMONLEMONLEMON! why is it when i say lemon people hit my stories like crazy PERVERTS LMAO -

he cheated on her and now she was back with someone else. Whats he gonna do and who the hell is Yuichi?. LEMON ONESHOT MIGHT MAKE A SEQUEL!LEMONLEMONLEMONLEMON!

It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.

It all started at the Chunin Exams... where Gaara meets his Cherry Blossom.

Naruto screams as Kyuubi began to take over his body. Sakura hears it and runs to him. "Hello Sakura-chan," said Naruto/Kyuubi. NarutoxSakura onsided KyuubixSakura. oneshot

SakuxGaa: They'd been together for three years. Today Gaara was finally turning 19. What does Sakura have planned for his birthday? Lemon, slightly OOC ONESHOT