Used to be Percabeth luver 0001

Just edited this thing since like a year and a half. Wow.

Here are some things you should know about me:

Name: I have know idea who you are so why should i give you my name

Age: what are you a stalker I aint giving you private info

Address: Youre just asking for it now arent you

Favorite Color: I hate to underestimate the colors but if i had to choose than blue

Favorite Food: Spagetti

FavoriteTV Shows: Wizards of Waverly Place, Avatar:The Last Airbender, Glee, Pretty Little Liars and more i dont feel like sayin

Favorite Books: The Percy Jackson and the Olympians series and Maximum Ride, Thirteen Reasons Why, The Hunger Games, Witch and Wizard, The Kane Chronicles, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod.

Favorite Couples: Percabeth, Thalico, Tratie, Silendorf, Chris/Clarisse, Gruniper, Katniss/Peeta and Fax.

Least Favorite Couples: Prachel, Channy, Thuke and Lukabeth

I will now recite the Percy Jackson pleadge

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

FRIENDS: WILL BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL

BEST FRIENDS: WILL BE SITTING NEXT TO YOU AND SAY LETS DO IT AGAIN

FRIENDS: WILL KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND WAIT TO COME IN

BEST FRIENDS: WILL COME RIGHT IN AND SHOUT "IM HOME!"

FRIENDS: WILL CALL YOUR PARENTS MR. AND MRS.

BEST FRIENDS: WILL CALL THEM MOMMY AND DADDY

FRIENDS: WILL HAVE YOUR FAMILY CALL HIM/HER BY THEIR REAL NAME

BEST FRIENDS: GET A NEW NAME

I THINK LUKE CASTELLAN IS A PRESENT DAY DEMIGOD VERSION OF BENIDICT ARONLD

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU...THROW THEM AT PEOPLE!

My mom can like read me its either shes telepathetic or I have a bad poker face.

1. PUT YOUR iTUNES OR iPOD ON SHUFFLE.

2. FOR EACH QUESTION, PRESS THE "NEXT" BUTTON TO GET YOUR ANSWER.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME, NO MATTER HOW SILLY.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Uprising by Muse (A little scary don't cha think)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Favorite Girl by Justin Bieber (So nice)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?

Hawkbot by Forever the Sickest Kids (Yeah! Dance Party! Whoo!)

WHAT IS 2+2?

California by Metro Station (That is my goal, to go to Cali...scary)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Chocolate Rain by Dave Days (err...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Somebody's Watching Me by Mysto and Pizzi (Am I a stalker or the boy???)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

You're Love is My Drug by Ke$ha (Once again...err...)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

We Belong To the Music by Timbaland feat. Miley Cyrus (Somehing in music... YAY!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Tremble For My Beloved by Collective Soul (It makes sense...compared to all the others)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Gives You Hell by The All American Rejects (I didn't think i was that bad)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

All the Right Moves by OneRepblic (Well...that's interesting...)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Hello Fascination by Breathe Carolina (Well that's lovely...)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Only Girl (In the World) by Rihanna (no comment)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade (. . .)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

La Traviata by The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra (makes absolutely no sense...)

WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Magic by Selena Gomez (Magic is good isn't it?)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Big Night by Big Time Rush (What the Flip)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Give a Little More by Maroon 5 (I try to make sure I get my fair share too)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Rugs From Me To You by Owl City (How is that funny??)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Here We Go Again by OK Go (What?)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Impossible (Main) by Shontelle (Oh thanks iTunes/iPod)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas (MAKING ABSOLUTLEY NOOOO SENSE!!!)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Raise Your Glass by Glee Cast

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WOULD CHANGE?

Secrets by OneRepbulic (...)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

California Girls by Katy Perry feat. Snoop Dog (Once again my answer is:...)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Tonight Tonight by Hot Chelle Rae (Awesome song! And i finished this at night.)

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

PERCABETH FOREVER!! (see above) IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black,MewCuxie12,platinumstrawberry56, daughterofathena7, Percabeth luver 0001

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If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you have so much "Copy&Paste" stuff on your profile you think you deserve an award for it Cop&Paste this onto your profile. "Where's my trophy?"

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' (My dad has done that B4)

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

SPOILER ALERT!!! FOR MULTIPLE STORIES!!!

In loving memory of...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus and will always be remembered as a hero

...Albus Dumbledore, the greatest headmaster Hogwarts will ever have

...James and Lily Potter, who died because of a friend's betrayal

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Sirius Black, a good godfather and best friend

...Rue, District 11's female tribute in the 74th Hunger Games

...Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, a notable member in the Order of the Phoenix

...Remus Lupin, who died fighting Death Eaters

...Nymphadora Tonks, killed by Death Eaters

...Beth March, a brave soul who accepted death

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Briar Rose, who died trying to save Uncle Jake

...John and Louise Rider, who were killed by a bomb planted by someone they trusted

...Ian Rider, who taught Alex everything

...Fred Weasley, a great jokester who died laughing

...Charlotte, the only spider I'll ever like, who devised a plan to save Wilbur

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...Severus Snape, who endured false accusations from his own side

...Yassen Gregorovitch, because even though he was a bad guy, he didn't kill Alex

...Ethan Nakumura, who redeemed himself in the end only to be killed by Kronos

...Colin Creevey, who lost his life to Death Eaters much too early

...Cedric Diggory, an innocent person, yet killed by Voldemort himself

...Kevin "Freak" Avery, who was too young to die

...Marley, the best dog ever

...Dobby, who died a free elf

...everyone else who died fighting Kronos

...everyone else who died fighting the Scarlet Hand

...everyone else who died fighting Voldemort

May they all rest in peace.

END OF SPOILER

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (if my parents let me, i would)

You write fanfictions about the book. (what do u think this account is for?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. ( Yeah! ALL THE TIME)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (not really. good idea though...)

Everything reminds you of the book.(uh, yeah...*sinks down in seat*)

You quote random lines all the time.(yes)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (no)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Uh...no.)

You've got a book memorized. (sort of. or at least pretty close. just ask.)

You've read a book more than five times. (YES!!!)

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (yes.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no, but I should get at Rick Riordan for killing Silena)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (NO!!!!)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (sort of.)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (no, not really.)

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock. (uh...no (I don't read Maximum Ride))

Your idol is a character from a book. (no, but sometimes I wish that some of them were my friends (Matilda, Meggie, etc.))

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Brittany (I am a Girl)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Briizzle (Funky)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fave color and fave animal): BlueTiger (Awsome)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Nicolette Indian Town (Odd)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Beibrbel (Cool)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Water (Gross)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother’s middle name): Lynette

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Reese

I am the girl...

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, Sammie.reader, TheJazzyDolphin, Percabeth luver 0001

If you are an expert at doing absolutely nothing for hours on end, paste this into your profile.

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If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!).

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (I'm not).

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Nico-obsessed people. I am not one of them!)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience.)

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

~You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

~You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Apollo or Athena)

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(Absaloutly NOT!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend tells you you deserve better when he dumps you, a best friend prank calls him and whispers "You will die in 7 days."

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we screwed up."

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.

Best friend calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend:has never seen you cry

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home.

Friend:asks you to write down your number.

Best friend: ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it -)

Friend:borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best friend:has borrowed things and when u ask for it they give u a tissue saying they lost it.

Friend:only knows your fave color, movie, and book

Best friend:could write a (very embarrassing!!) biography on your life

Friend:will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend:will kick the crowd's butt if they are doing that to you

Friend: would ignore this

Best friend: will repost this on their profile

I want a guy who I can run to with
eyes filled with tears
red cheeks
messed up hair
mascara

Running down my face

and the first thing he says to me is...
WHOSE BUTT AM I KICKING?

Find the Guy

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Dormitory
When you rearrange the letters
Dirty Room

Presbyterian
When you rearrange the letters
Best In Prayer

Astronomer
When you rearrange the letters
Moon Starer

Desperation
When you rearrange the letters
A Rope Ends It

The Eyes
When you rearrange the letters
They See

The Morse Code
When you rearrange the letters
Here Come Dots

Slot Machines
When you rearrange the letters
Cash Lost In Me

Election - Results
When you rearrange the letters
Lies - Let's Recount

Snooze Alarms
When you rearrange the letters
Alas! No More Z's

A Decimal Point
When you rearrange the letters
I'm A Dot In Place

The Earthquakes
When you rearrange the letters
That Queer Shake

Eleven Plus Two
When you rearrange the letters
Twelve Plus One

ONE OR THE OTHER
Coke/Pepsi: PEPSI
Sprite/7-up: 7-Up
Gold/silver: Silver
Vanilla/chocolate: CHOCOLATE
Flowers/Candy: Candy
Book/magazine: Book
TV/radio: TV
Glass half empty/half full: Half Full

Democrat/Republican: Republican
Colored pencils/markers: Markers
Coffee/tea: Tea
Sun/moon: Sun (The sun makes me happeh! So does the moon, but the sun is da BOMB!)
Day/night: Day
Hot/cold: Moderate

Dog/cat: Dog

Button/zipper: Button
Cotton/feather pillow: Cotton
Plumber/trashman: ...not sure which one to pick...
Jeans/shorts: Jeans
Long distance relationship/none: None
Mechanical/regular pencil: Mechanical
Romantic comedy/thriller: thriller
Peanut butter/jelly: Jelly

Waffles/pancakes: Pankakes
Letter/Email: Email
Florida/CA: CA

Pizza/Burgers: Pizza
Hat/Visor: Hat
Football/rugby: FOOTBALL
Ice skating/blading: Blading

15 Things to do in Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

TOMARROW IS A MYSTERY, YESTERDAY IS HISTORY, AND TODAY IS A GIFT AND THAT IS WHY IT IS CALLED THE PRESENT