1000 Lies And A Good Disguise
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Name: Colette

Nicknames: Collin, Cole, Collie, Colon but mainly just Collin.

Gender: Female

Age: Teenager

Favorite Books: The Outsiders, Rumble Fish, That Was Then This Is Now, Tex, Taming the Star Runner, Pretty Little Liars series, Percy Jackson & The Olympians, Harry Potter, Hunger Games

Favorite TV Shows: Big Time Rush, That '70s Show, Glee, Unnatural History

Favorite Movies: The Outsiders, Rumble Fish, A Nightmare on Elm Street, The Shining, The Ring, The Lightning Thief, Meet Bill, The Butterfly Effect, Youngblood, The Dark Knight, St. Elmo's Fire, Clash of the Titans, Hairspray, Toy Story Three, Charlie St. Cloud, Inception

Favorite Actors: Kevin Schmidt, Jordan Garvasis, Kendall Schmidt, James Maslow, Carlos Pena, Logan Henderson, Rob Lowe, Tommy Howell, Matt Dillon, Tom Cruise, Logan Lerman, Ashton Kutcher, Topher Grace, Danny Masterson, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart, Sam Worthington, Christopher Kennedy Masterson, Cory Montieth, Matthew Morrison, Kevin McHale, Neil Patrick Harris, Chris Colfer, Jackson Rathbone, Peter Facinelli

Favorite Actresses: Gemma Arterton, Dianna Agron, Jayma Mays, Lea Michelle, Alexandra Daddario, Mila Kunis

Favorite Music: Owl City, Lady Gaga, Indigo, Glee, Journey, 3OH!3, FIVEOHfirst, FTSK, The Fray, Ke$ha, The Offspring, Ink Lasts Longer, Plain White T's, Pretenders, Heffron Drive, Big Time Rush, Stewart Copeland

Favorite Quotes:

"Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold." -Johnny Cade

"Life is short, Love is worthless and Laughter is painful. Death is long, Hate is everything and crying is happy." -My brother, Michael

"Is this New Jersey or New Zealand!?" -Logan Henderson

"Yes! I'm a skyscraper. Logan's a taxi!" -Kendall Schmidt
"Yeah. Beep. Beep." -Logan Henderson

My name is Colette but if you call me that, I'll rip your head off so fast you won't be able to finish saying my name. So call me Collin. :). Now, I know what your thinking. Collin's a boy's name. Well I don't give a fuck. I was raised by my three brothers, Sean, Michael and Logan, no parents around to tell them the right or wrong way to raise me. So I picked up some of their boyish instincts and adapted the name Collin, all thanks to my darling twin brother, Logan. And I instantly loved it. That's the story behind my name. Don't like it? Well I could care less. My name, my body, my life. So just turn around and don't ever speak to me again.

Anyways, I love the Outsiders. S.E Hinton is a brilliant author. Sodapop Curtis is hands down my favorite character from The Outsiders. I'd take him as a boyfriend the second I saw him. Nah, I'm just kidding. I can't replace my love, Russell. So I'd replace with my stupid brother, Michael. Wait, I'm joking again. Or am I? I also loved Dallas Winston. I mean who couldn't love that tough hard core hood with the white blonde hair, always smoking? I also loved S.E Hinton's book, Rumble Fish. Well don't get me wrong, all of her books are amazing but this one just connecting to me a little more than the rest. I absolutely love Rusty-James and the Motorcycle Boy.

Enough about books, lets talk movies. I'm just about one of the biggest movie buffs you'll ever meet. Movies inspire me to make movies, which I someday, hope to do. I recently saw... INCEPTION. I have one word to describe it; Epic. And if you know me, you know I never say that word because it bugs me and it's too overused. But this is the perfect time to use it. You know what else is a good movie? Anything by Tim Burton. Tim Burton is god to me. His movies are some of the best movies I've ever seen. Alice In Wonderland was genius. Such a twisted story and such a twisted directer = PERFECT! And I cannot wait to see Charlie St. Cloud. Zac Efron is one sexy beast but an amazing actor. UPDATE... Charlie St. Cloud... made me cry. I love the Zefron. :)

I don't want to ramble so... TV. I'm not a big TV watcher. But I will tune in every Tuesday at 8 to watch the amazing show by Ryan Murphy called GLEE!!!!!!!! Glee is pure brilliance. The story line is humorous yet dramatic, the characters are badass yet sweet and the songs are just bitching. I love this show and the way they try to incorporate something for everyone such as teen pregnancy, disabilities, being called dorks or nerds and homosexuality. This leads into a very important thing to me and that is; being gay is okay!!! There is nothing wrong with loving someone of the same sex. And the thing that pisses me off the word is using the 'f' and 'd' words. And no I don't mean 'fuck' or 'damn.' Calling people those names is saying that it is wrong to gay or lesbian. Whenever I hear anyone say that word, I can't help but tell them it's wrong. Back to my topic before of TV Shows. Another show that I love is none other than That '70s Show. Sure it's an old show but it's still as funny as hell. I absolutely love Eric. He's such a dork that I just want to battle him with lightsabers. :). I have also recently taken up the show Pretty Little Liars and reading the books. Aria's brother looks like a mini Zac Efron. Just saying :) I also love Big Time Rush. Call me a dork, I know. Logan Henderson is amazingly cute, funny and talented. He's my kind of nerd. And those guys are pretty amazing singers, even without effects on their voices. And lastly, I have fallen in love with Unnatural History. It's one of those shows that kind of makes you think while you watch it. And I like that kind of stuff.

Hahaha okay, Now I'll just tell you a little more about me. I think Rob Lowe is super hot, when I saw the Outsiders, I had my heart set on marrying him. Then I found out that it was made in the '80s. Now he's old, but he still looks good. :) Anyways, I heard he had a sex tape with an underage girl so I decieded to give up on that. Now my heart is set the adorable, LOGAN LERMAN!!!!!! He makes my heart skip a beat. :) I know I have no chance with him, but a girl can dream can't she? So I'll settle on Logan Henderson. (I have yet to see an unattractive Logan.) So here's some interesting facts about me- I play hockey on an all boys team. So that means I play against boys and let me just say that I can kick their ass. I'm not afraid to get dirty and get in a fight. In fact I have. Good news, I won. Bad news, I was suspended. I have OCD and Insomnia so I spend my nights making sure everything is perfect. Just kidding. I spend my nights writing pointless stories that may or may not get posted up here in the near future. And I like llamas. Well anyways, that's me for you. Don't like me? Good cause I probably don't like you either. Well... Peace out suckers.

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Blank by Parker G reviews
The Motorcycle Boy's latest ride comes to a screeching halt that has him hospital bound. He finds this rather funny. Set a few months before the beginning of Rumble Fish, Motorcyle Boy's POV.
Rumble Fish - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,887 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - The Motorcycle Boy, Rusty-James
You Are Not Alone by TheCrazyFanGirl23 reviews
He feels alone ... Isolated from the world. Well who wouldn't after everything he's been through?
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sodapop C.
Death and All His Friends by TheRescuer2 reviews
A year ago, Kendall, James, and Carlos lost Logan in a tragic accident. Now, every night, they hang out with him like old times. They love it, but sometimes, you need to let go of the past to move on with the future. *Slighty based of Charlie St.Cloud*
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Logan - Complete
Haunted Justice by TheRescuer2 reviews
Logan Mitchell was murder by local serial killer Andrew Ford. His band mates decided to dedicate their lives to finding Andrew. Will they be able to give Logan and others the justice they deserve, even with Andrew and Logan haunting their every move?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,326 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Logan - Complete
Falling Into Your Sunlight by DarkPrincess128 reviews
Last night, Kendall Knight's father died. While James is comforting him, he realizes something shocking. KendallxJames.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Kendall, James - Complete
Uniquely Kendall by earthtojuli reviews
Logan's true motives for telling the contractor to bust the ceiling in "Big Time Crib". Kendall/Logan slash.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
The Price of Secrecy by Abster1 reviews
Kendall and James want their respective relationships with Logan and Carlos to come out in the open, but both Carlos and Logan protest. Kendall/Logan, Carlos/James, some K/J. Slash, horny boys are horny, swear words, don't like it, don't read it.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
You're My Wonderwall by HelloOfficer07 reviews
"They stay up late at night and talk, quiet as to not awake Jasper's dad, and share all their secrets." Something of a challenge response with rating subject to change.
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Henry G., Jasper B. - Complete
No More Pillows by NeonLlamasGoRAWR reviews
Henry and Jasper have a pillow fight SLASH
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Jasper B., Henry G. - Complete
Yours by TangiblyYours reviews
"Out of all four boys, James & Logan were, undoubtedly, the most considerate—the most empathetic, the most understanding and sensitive... the warmest." And neither of them really knew just how deeply they truly needed each other. Logan/James slash.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Logan, James - Complete
Reconciliation by lupelovell345 reviews
Johnny and Dally's deaths left a permanent mark on Ponyboy. Nightmares haunt him, but maybe one will make him true to that promise that he gave his word to Johnny. Nightmares can be bad, but sometimes they lead us to a different reaction.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C. - Complete
The Moth and the Flame by Hahukum Konn reviews
Sodapop Curtis has a beautiful girlfriend who he wants to marry someday. So why does he have feelings for Dallas Winston?
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sodapop C., Dallas W.
The First With Feeling by Hahukum Konn reviews
Steve Hays and Rusty-James have always been the closest of friends. But for a few moments, they share something more. Slash, Rumble Fish era. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE.
Rumble Fish - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Steve, Rusty-James - Complete
A Thousand Lies and a Good Disguise reviews
Kendall Knight thought he knew everything about his friends James Diamond, Carlos Garcia, and Logan Mitchell. Until he found out that almost everyhing was a lie.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010