[AU. KisaIta] Ever since I turned thirteen, my parents have been coaching me for the day I finally meet the perfect woman. At the time, I didn't know what to do with such information. Who knew that, fourteen years later, it would get the opportunity to use it? My only question is: does the same apply to a man? (currently under mild revision/editing)

Kakuzu wanted a normal life. The appearance of a certain teenager named Hidan is going to make that next to impossible. slow burn kakuhidan plus a few others

[AU. KisaIta] Rule #1: One need not be asked to be a wingman.

Some people will read in between the lines no matter how minuscule a possibility. Itachi really wishes they had just gone to the art museum like he suggested; at least then he could tune out all of this gossip and presumption. A strong argument for why you don't take your students on a boring field trip. KisaIta.

[AU. One Shot. KisaIta. Lemons] Kisame's feelings for Itachi has remained unchanged in the five years the two have been a couple. The story of their love is like any other with the exception of...erm...Kisame's foot fetish...

[AU. KisaIta. Fluff] In the event of a tropical storm, Kisame convinces Itachi to stay the night at his apartment which becomes an attempt to rekindle the sparks of a forgotten romance.

Itachi Uchiha president of Uchiha corp. comes across the world reknowned owner and CEO of Hoshigaki Inc. He expected all the rumours he had heard of the brash and hard man to be true...well they were the only thing he hadn't counted on was falling for the man and screaming his voice hoarse face down on the conference table.

Itachi and Kisame are returning from a mission, when they encounter an unusual obstacle. Very light kisaita, peinkonan

SasoDei Sasori's a man whore. Deidara's the innocent, sexy new boy. Sasori wants Deidara. Deidara doesn't want Sasori cus he's a man whore. yes, it's very interesting. MAN WHORE SASORI FTW! 8DDDDDD

Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series

Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.

"The best laid plans of mice and man/ Go often askew"- Robert Burns, To a Mouse 1795 . Often, but not always. Itachi wants his teacher. That teacher claims a relationship between them could never work. Itachi begs to differ. KisaIta

"She was a beautiful woman, with thick coppery hair, pale skin and viridian eyes. And she was in love with Itachi." When a woman moves in next door, Itachi has difficulty assuring Kisame that he's not interested in her. KisaIta One-sided OC/Itachi.

Sasuke, aged 10, asks the question every parent- and older brother, in this case- dreads to hear: what is sex? Try not to scar him too much, Itachi. Background KisaIta.

SasoDei, narutoverse. During a mission, Deidara starts to get annoyed with the odd way people react to him and Sasori. But Sasori's increasingly strange and pushy behaviour only confuse Deidara more.

itachi is horny, but it's not his hand that he wants to take care of the problem. kisaita yaoi, oneshot, a bit of bondage as well X3

old fic. this bet is a test between two great forces; kisame's willpower, and itachi's power of seduction. kisaita yaoi, oneshot