![]() Author has written 4 stories for Bleach. I'm Jennifer!I have a knack for drawing, cows and starbucks! Hair: Dark brown and incredibly thick for your 'info! Only one with brown hair in my family. 8D Height: 5'1. OOH, I'M SHORT. Don't be laughin', you wish you were my height. xD Eyes: "Two crystal pools of mud," as my friend recalls it as. Age: 15. Occupation: Sophomore. Something I hate dislike even more than when Orihime goes into 'Kurosaki-kun', mode? I have an odd sense of sarcasim. Sorry if I offend any of you. I do make youtube videos, also! I made like.. two Bleach AMV's and a couple of slideshows so far. I thought this was kind of clever, so I decided to repost thing. ;3 I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST stuff my face. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (On the contrary, I can't stand people who do this.) I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (..and your definition of white trash?) I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a slut. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking tramp. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big crotch. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist!! I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. ('Che yeah, STRAIGHT A'S BABY.) I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I don't think I have the right to call myself pretty, but if anyone else does, thanks! xD) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. (I'm not really Russian, but it's a little inside joke me and my friends have.) I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm MEXICAN, so I must be a slut. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. (..currently. I guess every relationship doesn't work out, right?) I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (Shit, forget homework, I cheat.) LOLno, I don't. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED, so I MUST be messed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect. I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. I Love SHOPPING, so I must be rich. (Or just likes to blow their monnies all the time) I'm an OG, so I must be Mexican. I don't SMILE often, so I MUST be suicidal. I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at guy sports. (..this one might be true.) I like CATS ,so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time. I love ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian. I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress. I like ANIME and MANGA, so I MUST believe that Japan is superior to all the other races in the world. (ONLY Bleach. Everything else can go crawl in a hole and die.) If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS and bold any that apply to you. |
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