StrawberryRuki
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Joined 04-14-09, id: 1901585, Profile Updated: 12-21-10
Author has written 4 stories for Bleach.

I'm Jennifer!I have a knack for drawing, cows and starbucks!
Mostly cows. ;3

Hair: Dark brown and incredibly thick for your 'info! Only one with brown hair in my family. 8D

Height: 5'1. OOH, I'M SHORT. Don't be laughin', you wish you were my height. xD

Eyes: "Two crystal pools of mud," as my friend recalls it as.

Age: 15.

Occupation: Sophomore.

Something I hate dislike even more than when Orihime goes into 'Kurosaki-kun', mode?
Twilight.. All these fan girls really need a brain transplat.
The books weren't any good, the movies sucked ass. Worst movies ever made.
I bought Twilight two years before it was like this..
I think I'm going to burn them now.
Just a piece of --.

I have an odd sense of sarcasim. Sorry if I offend any of you.

I do make youtube videos, also! I made like.. two Bleach AMV's and a couple of slideshows so far.
http://www.youtube.com/user/RukiaChanz


I thought this was kind of clever, so I decided to repost thing. ;3

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST stuff my face.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (On the contrary, I can't stand people who do this.)

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (..and your definition of white trash?)

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a slut.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking tramp.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big crotch.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist!!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. ('Che yeah, STRAIGHT A'S BABY.)

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I don't think I have the right to call myself pretty, but if anyone else does, thanks! xD)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. (I'm not really Russian, but it's a little inside joke me and my friends have.)

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm MEXICAN, so I must be a slut.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. (..currently. I guess every relationship doesn't work out, right?)

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. (Shit, forget homework, I cheat.) LOLno, I don't.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be messed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING, so I must be rich. (Or just likes to blow their monnies all the time)

I'm an OG, so I must be Mexican.

I don't SMILE often, so I MUST be suicidal.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at guy sports. (..this one might be true.)

I like CATS ,so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.

I love ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.

I like ANIME and MANGA, so I MUST believe that Japan is superior to all the other races in the world. (ONLY Bleach. Everything else can go crawl in a hole and die.)

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS and bold any that apply to you.

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Can I take your order? reviews
AU: A cocky boxer walks into a local bistro. He sees a beautiful waitress that he can't get his eyes off of. When he tries to show her how to have fun, she goes crazy. Can she accept this man into her life?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Deceived reviews
What happens when you kissed your bestfriend's boyfriend? That's what exactly what Senna did to Rukia. When Rukia finds comfort somewhere else, everything goes down hill from there. AU.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
It's just highschool reviews
High school's simple. Or is it..? School plus the perfect combination of diverse kids equals trouble.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Opposites Attract reviews
When do Medical and Buisness intervene? When Renji gets in an accident doing an errand for Byakuya, Rukia's the one who ends up visiting him in the hospital. When she does, who does she meet..
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.