We're the men in Barracks Two. Primarily this account is for Tech Sergeant Andrew Carter, Sergeant James Kinchloe, Corporal Louis LeBeau, and of course me, Corporal Peter Newkirk. However, from time to time Olsen, Reynolds, Baker and all the gang in the barracks use it. The Gov'nor has his own account but we don't mind if he stops by occasionally.

Once we figured out that our stories were being placed out on the web, we knew they had to be monitored. So that's what we do. And fanfic court seems the most appropriate place to air out grievances with some authors. Now, strictly speakin' as long as ol' Hochstetter or any of his goons don't find out about us, we're generally okay. That doesn't mean we like gettin' hurt at all. Think about it, would you?

What we'd all like to see is us getting more action with the ladies. As the Gov'nor said once, women in a POW camp would be fantastic!

So come on all you authors, 'elp us defeat the Krauts and enjoy awesome times with the birds!

If you know a story where I get some quality time with a good lookin' bird, drop me a note!

Please someone give Kinch a love life. The man deserves it!