![]() Author has written 5 stories for Naruto. Things About Me: Name: Adia Location: America Likes: Sleeping, reading, writing, the internet, FF.Net, manga, anime, dogs, books, Things Sweet and Sour, piercings (Has two on each ear, one on bellybutton), playing guitar, writing song lyrics, boys- wait no men. _ Dislikes: School, homework, Coldplay, bullies, macorni, eggs, death, people who hate gays & bisexuals & lesbians ( I'm straight as a line though), the color pink, and some other stuff. ;D Music: Heavy Metal/Pop/Rock/Dance/Techno/R&B Gender: Female ( Last Time I Checked..) Just edited a whole bunch of stuff on here. Word of advice, don't let your weird cousins touch your stuff. I just rid of like third of my profile. WAH! D= So now it's shorter, be happy! Favorite Quotes "I slept for one night and the world went to shit." - Uzumaki Naruto. Shippuden Movie: Hi No Ishi O Tsugu Mono "The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." "Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!" "Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ' Hold my purse. ' " "What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. " "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." -Homer Simpson "Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil." - Jerry Garcia "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." "When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." "If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way." "Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable." - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985) "Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." "I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!" "Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from." "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." "A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield." "Why say tomorrow when there's always today?" “I wouldn’t mind becoming one of your victims, Haruno.” -Uchiha Sasuke from Cold “It’s not my fault I’m cute!” -Haruno Sakura from Yakuza II "If you don't put your tongue back in your mouth, I'll personally make sure it goes into mine." -Uchiha Sasuke from Biohazard Friends please do not smoke: My firne just found out that he is going to be a dad soon since his wife is pregnant. But he got a disase in which he will die in ten years. It's a lung disease caused from smoking regularaly, even though he has never smoked his parents and grandparents did. So when his baby is about 10 or 9 its baby will have a father no more. Do you understand how sad that is? My friend is really younge too. So I advise you all to stay away from drugs and achohal. Please. Found out that Sakura's full name means Springfield of Cherry Blossoms. Naruto's Birthday: October 10th Sasuke's Birthday: July 28th Sakura's Birthday: March 23rd. Links: IoL- Cooler pic of Shinobi Seven You say BABY PINK Ok here is a remix to the song called Highschool wifey Warning: its a DeixSakuTo get the beat go to youtube.com and type in High School Wifey Written by one of my Fav Authors! “Oooo, yeah could you be my Konoha wifey Could you be , un My Konoha wifey It was another mission, I'm running around like E.A. sports, She's next to the kyuubi container with a kunai pouch on her shorts, And I grinned at her and she just smiled at me, un, And she knocked me into my partner Tobi who said “Owie” ,” “But I be with the Akatsuki steady trying to control the world, And she be in the Leaf Village steady healing as a top medic, And she the type to study things, I'm the type to explode things, But opposites attract so let’s hook up and do some fun things." “Konoha wifey, I’m an S-class criminal that's why your Hokage don't like me, They always say that crimes ain't nothing but a thing. So it shouldn't matter that I’ve commited more than fifteen, I just want to get close to you, un.” Konoha wifey, I’m older than you by three years that's why your sensei don't like me, They always say that age ain't nothing but a thing. So it shouldn't matter that I’m not fifteen, I just want to get close to you “It was a Monday morning just another week of being tracked by ANBU, And in my mind it's five more days of Tobi, Boo-hoo! un And as the week goes by everything stays the same, I'm still with my boys running things never change, But I met you on a mission asked if you wanna go on a date, Told me you were here to capture me that I couldn’t even count to eight, Whispered in my ear and told me you were not going to miss anything, you can be my Konoha wifey how that sound baby, un.” “Konoha wifey, I tried to rip their demons out that's why your best friend and Gaara don't like me, They always say that extracting demons ain't nothing but a thing. So it shouldn't matter that I’ve tried to do it times fifteen, I just want to get close to you.” “Konoha wifey, I have her haircut that's why Ino don't like me, They always say that long blonde hair ain't nothing but a thing. So it shouldn't matter that I’ve have the hair length of fifteen, I just want to get close to you.” “It was the middle of the day and I'm here with the Hokage, I can’t go alone so I got two ANBU on my arm, But I see you over there and you just see me looking, And I got a thing for you baby girl I ain't wolfing. But I'm just not allowed to be with you cause my class is S, The Hokage asked how did Sakura get into this mess, I asked the ANBU to sing this song cause my time is almost done, I sang this song in your ear to tell you baby your the one, un.” “Konoha wifey, I’m an artist of exploding clay that's why Shizune don't like me, They always say that exploding clay ain't nothing but a thing. So it shouldn't matter that I’ve have made them more times than fifteen, I just want to get close to you.” “Konoha wifey, I got mouths on my hands that's why Kakashi and Kiba don't like me, They always say that extra body parts ain't nothing but a thing. So it shouldn't matter that I’ve have mouths on my hands but less than fifteen, I just want to get close to you.” “Konoha wifey, I really hate Sharingon that's why Sasuke wouldn’t like me, They always say that grudges ain't nothing but a thing. So it shouldn't matter that I’ve have more than fifteen, I just want to get close to you.” “Konoha wifey, I was Sasori’s partner that's why Kankuro don't like me, They always say that partners ain't nothing but a thing. So it shouldn't matter that he was my partner for more minutes than fifteen, I just want to get close to you.” “Wanna get close to you, Oooo just wanna get close to you Ooo, baby just wanna get close to you yeah” To get the full version copy and paste this in ur web browser: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4813648/1/High_School_Wifey_Deidara_REMIX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever (And yes, I have beaten a guy at arm wrestling many times. Real Tomboyish when it comes to sports and challenges...) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! Naruto Quiz time! Put your favorite 12 characters in in no order at all XD Redone since i have different faves now :DDD 1. Temari 2.Sakura 3.Hinata 4. Shikamaru 5.Tobi 6. Gaara 7. Deidara! 8.Kiba! 9. Naruto ( Dattebayo!! ) 10. Kankuro 11. Itachi 12. Kakashi! 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Gaara/Itachi NO!! sorry don't like the pair and gaara is mine! :D 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? He's VERY hot XD Super HOTTIE 3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? ... that couldn't happen and I would puke! 4)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah! lots like narusaku or naruhina 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hell Yeah! love gaasaku! 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? ...Neither... 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing? Deidara would punch the living daylights of Kakashi then carry Sakura off Bridal style 8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic. HInata and Kankuro are the best of friends until... Hinata develpoed feelings for Naruto and Kankuro likes Hinata (look like this story wont get a Happy Ending... or will it?) kukukuku 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Temari/Kiba? not that i've heard of. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Kakashi and Deidara? umm Deidara is passes by a sad looking Kakashi at a grave and they dwell their dead best friends? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics? Yuh! 13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven? Nope ; but here's a pic 0/_\0 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No, but i like Shika/Sakura and Tobi/sakura! 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? TEMARI! I RAN OUT OF PURPLE MAKEUP CAN I BORROW SOME PLZZZZZZ! 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?! WOOF RUFF WOOF ARF 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Temari loves her brother Gaara ( like a bro) and Kakashi Gaara is overprotective 18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Hey Nurse, are you one of my puppets? Cause u look well made! 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Woah!? Puppy love? NOT EVEN, MY SWEETIE-POOH-BEAR IS NOT A ELMO WITHOUT THE THE THE L!! (LOL) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Girls .••) .•) .•.•) .•) Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!))) Jobun = Foreword Ichi = One Haru = Spring Sayonara = Goodbye Arigatou- Thanks Ai'shiteru- I Love You Banzai- Cheers, Hurrah Baka- Idiot Chikuso- Shit Gomen Nasai- I'm Sorry Hai- Yes Iie- No Itai- Ouch Ja Ne- See Ya Kami- God Konnichiwa- Hello Matte- Wait Moushi Moushi- Hello when answering a phone Nani?- What? Omedetou- Congratulations Onegai Shimasu- Please Onei-chan- Older sister Outo-san- Father Otouto- Younger Brother Oyasumi- Goodnight Sayonara- Bye Shimatta- Damn Shine- Die Urusai- Be Quiet Yame- Stop Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone) Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart... Koibito / Amate = Lover Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear' Koi = Love Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan) Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man' Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto) Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura) Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke) Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi) Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man' Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag' Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin Ossan = Old man / Mister Onna = Woman Gaki = Brat -sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama -san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san -kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun -chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan -sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei -taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake) -shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura) -senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai -kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai If your family wonders how u can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into ur profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.(It's SO obvious) If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile. If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again? If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(when I do it with other people around me they think I'm crazy! Hmm..I wonder why?) If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone. |
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