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Joined 06-19-09, id: 1976517, Profile Updated: 12-26-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Things About Me:

Name: Adia

Location: America

Likes: Sleeping, reading, writing, the internet, FF.Net, manga, anime, dogs, books, Things Sweet and Sour, piercings (Has two on each ear, one on bellybutton), playing guitar, writing song lyrics, boys- wait no men. _

Dislikes: School, homework, Coldplay, bullies, macorni, eggs, death, people who hate gays & bisexuals & lesbians ( I'm straight as a line though), the color pink, and some other stuff. ;D

Music: Heavy Metal/Pop/Rock/Dance/Techno/R&B

Gender: Female ( Last Time I Checked..)

Just edited a whole bunch of stuff on here. Word of advice, don't let your weird cousins touch your stuff.

I just rid of like third of my profile. WAH! D= So now it's shorter, be happy!

Favorite Quotes

"I slept for one night and the world went to shit." - Uzumaki Naruto. Shippuden Movie: Hi No Ishi O Tsugu Mono

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ' Hold my purse. ' "

"What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. "

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." -Homer Simpson

"Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil." - Jerry Garcia

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way."

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable." - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)

"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."

"I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!"

"Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from."

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."

"A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield."

"Why say tomorrow when there's always today?"

“I wouldn’t mind becoming one of your victims, Haruno.” -Uchiha Sasuke from Cold

“It’s not my fault I’m cute!” -Haruno Sakura from Yakuza II

"If you don't put your tongue back in your mouth, I'll personally make sure it goes into mine." -Uchiha Sasuke from Biohazard


Friends please do not smoke:

My firne just found out that he is going to be a dad soon since his wife is pregnant. But he got a disase in which he will die in ten years. It's a lung disease caused from smoking regularaly, even though he has never smoked his parents and grandparents did. So when his baby is about 10 or 9 its baby will have a father no more. Do you understand how sad that is? My friend is really younge too. So I advise you all to stay away from drugs and achohal. Please.


Found out that Sakura's full name means Springfield of Cherry Blossoms.

Naruto's Birthday: October 10th

Sasuke's Birthday: July 28th

Sakura's Birthday: March 23rd.


Links:

IoL- Cooler pic of Shinobi Seven

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

Ok here is a remix to the song called Highschool wifey Warning: its a DeixSakuTo get the beat go to youtube.com and type in High School Wifey Written by one of my Fav Authors!

Oooo, yeah could you be my Konoha wifey

Could you be , un

My Konoha wifey

It was another mission,

I'm running around like E.A. sports,

She's next to the kyuubi container with a kunai pouch on her shorts,

And I grinned at her and she just smiled at me, un,

And she knocked me into my partner Tobi who said “Owie” ,”

“But I be with the Akatsuki steady trying to control the world,

And she be in the Leaf Village steady healing as a top medic,

And she the type to study things, I'm the type to explode things,

But opposites attract so let’s hook up and do some fun things."

“Konoha wifey,

I’m an S-class criminal that's why your Hokage don't like me,

They always say that crimes ain't nothing but a thing.

So it shouldn't matter that I’ve commited more than fifteen, I just want to get close to you, un.”

Konoha wifey,

I’m older than you by three years that's why your sensei don't like me,

They always say that age ain't nothing but a thing.

So it shouldn't matter that I’m not fifteen,

I just want to get close to you

“It was a Monday morning just another week of being tracked by ANBU,

And in my mind it's five more days of Tobi, Boo-hoo! un

And as the week goes by everything stays the same,

I'm still with my boys running things never change,

But I met you on a mission asked if you wanna go on a date,

Told me you were here to capture me that I couldn’t even count to eight,

Whispered in my ear and told me you were not going to miss anything,

you can be my Konoha wifey how that sound baby, un.”

Konoha wifey,

I tried to rip their demons out that's why your best friend and Gaara don't like me,

They always say that extracting demons ain't nothing but a thing.

So it shouldn't matter that I’ve tried to do it times fifteen,

I just want to get close to you.”

Konoha wifey,

I have her haircut that's why Ino don't like me,

They always say that long blonde hair ain't nothing but a thing.

So it shouldn't matter that I’ve have the hair length of fifteen,

I just want to get close to you.”

It was the middle of the day and I'm here with the Hokage,

I can’t go alone so I got two ANBU on my arm,

But I see you over there and you just see me looking,

And I got a thing for you baby girl I ain't wolfing.

But I'm just not allowed to be with you cause my class is S,

The Hokage asked how did Sakura get into this mess,

I asked the ANBU to sing this song cause my time is almost done,

I sang this song in your ear to tell you baby your the one, un.”

Konoha wifey,

I’m an artist of exploding clay that's why Shizune don't like me,

They always say that exploding clay ain't nothing but a thing.

So it shouldn't matter that I’ve have made them more times than fifteen,

I just want to get close to you.”

Konoha wifey,

I got mouths on my hands that's why Kakashi and Kiba don't like me,

They always say that extra body parts ain't nothing but a thing.

So it shouldn't matter that I’ve have mouths on my hands but less than fifteen,

I just want to get close to you.”

Konoha wifey, I really hate Sharingon that's why Sasuke wouldn’t like me,

They always say that grudges ain't nothing but a thing.

So it shouldn't matter that I’ve have more than fifteen,

I just want to get close to you.”

Konoha wifey,

I was Sasori’s partner that's why Kankuro don't like me,

They always say that partners ain't nothing but a thing.

So it shouldn't matter that he was my partner for more minutes than fifteen,

I just want to get close to you.”

Wanna get close to you,

Oooo just wanna get close to you

Ooo, baby just wanna get close to you yeah” To get the full version copy and paste this in ur web browser: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4813648/1/High_School_Wifey_Deidara_REMIX

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

Naruto Quiz time! Put your favorite 12 characters in in no order at all XD Redone since i have different faves now :DDD

1. Temari

2.Sakura

3.Hinata

4. Shikamaru

5.Tobi

6. Gaara

7. Deidara!

8.Kiba!

9. Naruto ( Dattebayo!! )

10. Kankuro

11. Itachi

12. Kakashi!

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Gaara/Itachi NO!! sorry don't like the pair and gaara is mine! :D

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He's VERY hot XD Super HOTTIE

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

... that couldn't happen and I would puke!

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah! lots like narusaku or naruhina

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Hell Yeah! love gaasaku!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

...Neither...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Deidara would punch the living daylights of Kakashi then carry Sakura off Bridal style

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

HInata and Kankuro are the best of friends until... Hinata develpoed feelings for Naruto and Kankuro likes Hinata (look like this story wont get a Happy Ending... or will it?) kukukuku

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Temari/Kiba? not that i've heard of.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Kakashi and Deidara? umm Deidara is passes by a sad looking Kakashi at a grave and they dwell their dead best friends?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Yuh!

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

Nope ; but here's a pic 0/_\0

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No, but i like Shika/Sakura and Tobi/sakura!

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

TEMARI! I RAN OUT OF PURPLE MAKEUP CAN I BORROW SOME PLZZZZZZ!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?! WOOF RUFF WOOF ARF

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Temari loves her brother Gaara ( like a bro) and Kakashi Gaara is overprotective

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hey Nurse, are you one of my puppets? Cause u look well made!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Woah!? Puppy love?
20) How emo is Seven?

NOT EVEN, MY SWEETIE-POOH-BEAR IS NOT A ELMO WITHOUT THE THE THE L!! (LOL)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.


Put this on your
page if you LOVE
Naruto!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Translations: Japan - English (((not by me!)))

Jobun = Foreword
Shô = Chapter

Ichi = One
Ni = Two
San = Three
Shi / Yon = Four
Go = Five
Roku = Six
Shichi / Nana = Seven
Hachi = Eight
Kyuu = Nine
Juu = Ten
JuuIchi = Eleven
JuuNi = Twelve
JuuSan = Thirteen
JuuShi = Fourteen
JuuGo = Fifteen
JuuRoku = Sixteen
JuuShichi = Seventeen
JuuHachi = Eighteen
JuuKyuu = Nineteen
NiJuu = Twenty


Haru = Spring
Natsu = Summer
Aki = Fall
Fuyu = Winter

Sayonara = Goodbye
Ohayo gozaimasu = Good morning
Konnichi wa = Good afternoon
Konban wa = Good everning
Oyasumi nasai = Good night
Merii kurisumasu = Happy Christmas
Akemashite omedeto gozaimasu = Happy New Year

Arigatou- Thanks

Ai'shiteru- I Love You

Banzai- Cheers, Hurrah

Baka- Idiot

Chikuso- Shit

Gomen Nasai- I'm Sorry

Hai- Yes

Iie- No

Itai- Ouch

Ja Ne- See Ya

Kami- God

Konnichiwa- Hello

Matte- Wait

Moushi Moushi- Hello when answering a phone

Nani?- What?

Omedetou- Congratulations

Onegai Shimasu- Please

Onei-chan- Older sister

Outo-san- Father

Otouto- Younger Brother

Oyasumi- Goodnight

Sayonara- Bye

Shimatta- Damn

Shine- Die

Urusai- Be Quiet

Yame- Stop


Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone)

Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God
Oh Kami = Oh God

Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart...

Koibito / Amate = Lover

Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear'

Koi = Love

Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart

Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan)

Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man'

Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom

Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto)

Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura)

Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke)

Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi)

Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man'

Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag'

Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle

Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin

Ossan = Old man / Mister

Onna = Woman

Gaki = Brat


-sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama

-san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san

-kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun

-chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan

-sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei

-taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake)

-shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura)

-senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai

-kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai

If your family wonders how u can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into ur profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.(It's SO obvious)

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(when I do it with other people around me they think I'm crazy! Hmm..I wonder why?)

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

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"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

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To Love and to Love Again by animequeen100 reviews
Love blooms even in the strangest of places, and darkest of hours. Sasuke has a daughter who needs a mother. Sakura has a son, who needs a father. When the shadows that follow her threaten to take her away from him, his dark secrets resurface to keep her in his arms. They were fated to love and destined to love again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 400,314 - Reviews: 2823 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Falling In Catastrophe by K and Jazz reviews
Karin can't have children, so she hires a surrogate mother. Whose that surrogate mother? None other than Sakura Haruno. Wait, what, Karin doesn't believe in artificial insemination, so she wants Sakura to have sex with her fiancé Sasuke Uchiha. …Good luck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Written In sand by Dying Kitty reviews
Sakura Haruno was living a normal 17 year old high school life, but between new and old boyfriends, weird floating sand and being abducted, Sakura isn't sure she can call her life normal anymore. Sakura/Gaara fic, but with other pairing for sweetness. Rated M for sexual themes, violence and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,920 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara, Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1362 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hell's Playground by gaia-of-earth reviews
Sequel to The Devil's Whisper-Sakura Haruno is romantically involved with Gaara Sabaku, who now runs the Suna Asylum with Sasori, the International Board of Mental Health is throwing a fit, and several very dangerous criminals are on the loose.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,866 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
If I Knew Then by brezoflower reviews
SasuSaku, NaruSaku Everyone is dead, including Sasuke. Eighteen and about to kill herself, Sakura is overwhelmed by the Kyuubi's chakra. When she wakes up, she is twelve again, and has the chance to change...everything. Well, she knows where she's starting first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,844 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23171 - Favs: 15,568 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
President of My Fan Club by moodyaura reviews
DISCONTINUED for now at least. I think I have a problem. Firstly, it turns out that the president of my fan club doesn't like me at all. Not one bit. The second is that she's a money hungry girl who's making profit off of me. And the third? I think I'm falling for her. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,415 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Formula For Disaster by Craftyshipper reviews
Sasuke I'm so sorry about what I said!" I yelled as the rain fell around us. "I was upset, angry and I-god I don't even know where to start." He stepped towards me and grabbed my chin as my tears fell. "Lets start with this." He said before he kissed me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,865 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Genjutsu by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
AUOOC Sasusaku She's a top Jounin ranked ninja in Konoha Academy, while he's an ANBU student from Oto. "And why would you care! I mean, you were probably forced to look for me!" she yelled. "Yeah," he admitted. "My heart forced me to find you."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,128 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Augh! You OneShot Me! by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku one-shots "No." "Yes!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "No!" "Yes." "Ha!" "What?" "Dude, she so got you with the oldest trick in the book." AU Might be tidbits of naruhina, nejiten, shikatema, or kibaino/inosai, possibly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8530 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Writer's Block by FlightlessBird1122 reviews
Clare's got a secret, but doesn't everyone? Just when she's finally putting her life together one complication pops up that may just ruin everything. Eli is determined to find out but he's got some problems of his own. Celi-Eclare-Eli/Clare:
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Reading Between The Lines by Writes4All reviews
COMPLETED! Anybody else notice Eli and Clare seemed WAY closer in Try Honesty? Even if it wasn't on-screen, methinks they had a few moments we didn't see after he gave her the headphones. So, here's an idea for what might've happened!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,764 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by Xlovestory33X reviews
Eli is proud of himself for fighting back against Fitz. What he doesn't know is that Fitz is planning revenge to attack Eli through his weakness. When Fitz drags Clare into their ongoing battle, Eli takes it personally. Eli/Clare
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
A More Public Place by Yuuki Sakurai reviews
Remember that time at the Dot, where Clare and Eli skipped class to scream in front of strangers? Well, what if they were at a different place with different people?
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The Wonders of People Watching by mysecretlife27 reviews
What happens when Eli and Clare commit to a rather risque experiment? Better than it sounds please review. Rated for...PDA. Oneshot!
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Who's Back? by Sessy52 reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha with his nephew by his side and Sakura has to move in with them. But being so close to them only results in her falling in love. Children, drama, unhappy parents, and angry villagers. Life is never easy but love makes it worth it
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 222,585 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 11/11/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
It's Just Not That Simple by CStardust reviews
Eclare; My prediction on Clare's take of Eli vs. Fitz. "But I'm not going to stand here and just take it. Sure, today it's just my car, but what about tomorrow? Adam? Myself?" He paused. "You?... I couldn't live with that."
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
The Birds of Prey by Little Falcon reviews
Utilizing men's greatest weakness they're the team unlike any other. Watch out it's all out girl power! GaaSaku InoShika TenNen HinKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,770 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Contagious Chemistry by lovedegrassixx reviews
Clare and Eli both know how they feel for each other but are too scared to do anything about it. What happens when Declan comes back to Degrassi, can he help? EClare/Celi x Declan/HollyJ
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Shut Up and Drive by Kitkat052692 reviews
Eli teaches Clare to drive Morty. A Eclare ONEXSHOT
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Clare E., Eli G.
Not On My To Do List by MYcatISmyBESTfriend reviews
"Dude, if you break her heart, you'll have some hell to pay. Peter, Declan, and me will personally kick your ass." "Believe me, it's not on my to-do list." Eli/Clare one-shot drabble.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
I Haven't Got All Day by CStardust reviews
Eclare; "You're so cute when you're trying to resist me..." Eli, Clare, and a Closet, what a predicament.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Burning Yesterday by sarsaparillia reviews
Soulless-eyed girls, gilded bird-cages, and the scent of burning photographs. Running, for the dying princess of a dead country, is all that's left. — Sasuke/Sakura. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,422 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hell High by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
For dark1408 AUOOC SasuSaku - From Konoha Private HS to Oto Public HS. Sakura is labeled as Konoha Princess by the students of Oto - not as a term of endearment but sheer mockery. "I need a freakin' Prince in this hell hole!" "Hn. Will a Knight do?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,507 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Eyelashes by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"I'll let you play with my eyelashes if you let me play with those." His eyes flickered down to her heaving chest then back up to her face that was beginning to turn bright red. "S-Sasuke-kun!" She screeched.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Niisan's Best Friend by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura Uzumaki has been in love with her older brother's best friend since a young age, but as the years past they have grown apart. She's convinced Sasuke hates her and that her dream to become Uchiha Sakura was a mere fantasy. Truth or Fiction? M 4 Lim
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,789 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
life is hell by demonika reviews
Sakura wants team seven to reunite... but how? sasuke has gone to Orochimaru while Naruto is all changed after he comes back to the leaf village... he's so cold towards Sakura, even Kakashi doesn't care... what's a girl to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,003 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
My Girlfriend's Father Is An Ass by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Pretend Boyfriend by Xmarksthespot reviews
Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ring, Ring by Xmarksthespot reviews
He proposes. She says, "Only if you get on one knee." He was in a meeting. She was in the hospital. They were on the phone. Oneshot, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mr Winkie by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Mr. Naruto, why are the naked cave people hugging without any clothes on?" "Ch. Their not hugging. They're playing hide and seek. You see, Mr. winkie hides so no one can see him in a rabit whole because he's shy." Sakura and Sasuke glared.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wish I Could Put A Spell On You by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Boy, wouldn't you want to find out." He said sarcastically but then smirked and looked over at her. "I mean, if I knew you wanted some, I would have hiked up your skirt a long time ago, Sakura Haruno. We could pull over to the side of the road and-"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Locker by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Um, Sakura? Why are you in my locker?" "Sasuke-kun isn't very happy with me at the moment." "Your the one who tied his shoe laces to his chair when he was listening to his ipod!" "This isn't funny! He could kill me!" R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Baby Talk by onceuponachildhood reviews
Mikoto did always want a daughter... :ItaSaku non-massacre AU, oneshot:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stop Snoring or I'll Pluck Your Nose Hairs! by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
Sakura! you better have a good reason why your shoving tweezers up my nose!" "Y-you wouldn't stop snoring." "So you decided to assault me with tweezers!" "Ino said that if I pulled your nose hairs out while you were sleeping you'd stop snoring!" R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unborn Secrets by TragedyDawl reviews
Sasuke is being blackmailed by Karin, forcing him to break up with Sakura. What Sasuke doesn't know is that Sakura is now pregnant with his child but instead of telling Sasuke the truth, she tells everyone that the child belongs to their friend Sai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,454 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
MILF by Kinky Hyphen reviews
Where Karin Haruno's mom is Sasuke -Karin's-boyfriend-of-eight-years-and-counting-and-about-to-implode- Uchiha's object of utter desire. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Home For Christmas by Craftyshipper reviews
Mom, stop defending him..." Sasuke stood near the door and heard every word. "...Stop trying to make us think he actually sent these and actually cares about us."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
wardrobe malfunctions by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven is dysfunctional every other day of the year, so really, why should Halloween be any different?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Devil's Whisper by gaia-of-earth reviews
Sakura is a Psychiatrist for a mental hospital for the Konoha Hospital who then gets moved to her dream job in the Suna Hospital for the Criminally Insane to take care of a very dangerous patient named Gaara. WARNING! Sasuke bashing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 191,323 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Aka Zukin by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Kiba, what large teeth you have…” Sakura gaped at me. I smirked, and licked my lips, “The better to eat you with.” --She didn’t know it, but she was my little Red Riding Hood and I was the big bad wolf.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,735 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Kiba I., Sakura H.
candy kisses by lady Kyasurin reviews
what happens when you have deidara and chocolate? sakura may find out... rated T for mild language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
High School Wifey Deidara REMIX! by mewantpancake reviews
It's a parody of High School Wifey! Deisaku! Very cute x3 Updated!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
The Uchiha Secret by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Sasuke froze as he stared at Sai’s eyes, which were identical to his Uchiha Sharingan eyes now: red with anger and black with hatred...One family secret could threaten and shake three lives forever. Bonds will be broken. SasuxSakuxSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,394 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sai
Electric Pop! Pornograffiti by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ SasuSaku. "You are my inspiration." And so he said. She would have been charmed. But he continued, "little sister."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,182 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Play My Song by SnowLion no Miko reviews
Hyuuga Neji. The name of the music star that makes girls scream dramatically and beg to have his children. That is, all girls except a certain one with pink hair. Odd... NejiSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,011 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Sakura H., Neji H.
Poolside Bet by blankdreamer reviews
Let's make it a bet." "Of?" "Who can get Sasuke Uchiha's attention first, DUH! Think Ino-piggy!" "Got it." "Winner gets to keep him." "And loser?" "Loser has to tell Lee that his speedo looks HAWT." "LET'S GO!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto High The place where nothing is normal by Itachi-kunsOneTrueLover reviews
Sakura is the new student at HILHS. There she has a run in with the charming Sasuke Uchiha. All goes well until a forgotton will is uncovered. Will life ever be the same for the rosette teen? SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, and ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,590 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Eighteen Is The Legal Age For Marriage, You Know by PeinSaku reviews
"Also," his father continued, raising a bit of curiosity in Itachi, "if you're going to take over my position in a few years, you'll need to find a suitable wife." Across the table, Sasuke choked on his breakfast. Mikoto squealed. "Yes! I can't wait to be a grandmother!" — Prequel to "Fifteen Is A Good Age For Having Kids, You Know." [AU. Crack-ish.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 148 - Published: 6/9/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Should I fear Or love? by AmyC103 reviews
Sakura is a normal girl.But that's all about to change.the word "Family", it means nothing anymore. Life as she knows it, is gone forever,and theres no turning back.vampire fic.GaaSaku;NaruHina;and lots of others! R&R! ::EDITING::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,995 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Come Together by TragedyDawl reviews
Sakura, an ex player with a hard past while living with a sickness meets Sasuke, a player who hates everything around him. When they meet will they keep their distance from eachother because of the pain they hold or will they fall in love. Sakura/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,717 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Green M&M's by PeinSaku reviews
When she saw the e-mail was from Ino, she should have deleted it. But, of course, being the curious little person she was, Sakura had opened it. She couldn't help it; she just had to know. [AU. Crack!fic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/18/2009 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
One V e n t i n g Latte by Itachi-kunsOneTrueLover reviews
So what if she thought her boss was tyrant? So what if she was having coffee with a random hottie every day? So what if she vented about her boss to him? Sakura was in for some big suprises this year. For better or for worse? Well no ones ever too sure...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,930 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pyre by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
“Hey Naruto,” Sakura smiled and turned to Naruto, holding a sparkler in her hand. “Light my fire?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Sitter by Alicefan1 reviews
What happens when Emmett baby sits Bella's little Renesmee?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Tree Lessons by Gabbeh reviews
-SASUSAKU- He finally admitted that he loved her, and actually did something so out of character he was sure she would be thrilled. Well, he thought wrong. "Why the hell did you engrave our names on my favorite tree you bastard!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Man in the Tux by Xmarksthespot reviews
You'd think Sakura's first love is Sasuke Uchiha especially with past events and such. But her actual first love was Ino's first too and everyone else's. The thing is, their first love already had a girlfriend AND a child. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
French Kiss by nkitty29 reviews
(DISCONTINUED ) It started out with As then Bs and now Fs. This is unacceptable for the heir of the Uchiha family, Sasuke cannot be failing a class! Not in senior year. It's time to call in the experts, Sasuke say hello to Sakura your personal French tutor. Sasu x Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,679 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/8/2006 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
In the Cover of Night by Loiel reviews
Zuko is struck by a serious illness that only a certain waterbender can heal... and his wife is not too happy about it! Zutara- rated M for violence and lemons.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,162 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Gotta Catch'em All by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot -- He gave her the Uchiha necklace. They were to marry, but, she didn't want to wear it. "Sasuke-kun...your clan symbol looks like a pokeball..."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The First Time We Did It by Xmarksthespot reviews
How Sakura's story could be easily misunderstood by her friends. implied SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocence by blankdreamer reviews
Sasuke, I bet that after staying a WHOLE year with Sakura, you'll start to like girls." Naruto chimed. "You're on." Sasuke replied. "Oh, and good luck." Naruto said as he opened the door "Why?" "Because you need it." revealing Sakura only in an shirt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Summer Fling or the Real Thing? by Gabbeh reviews
Outsiders were those rich, snobby people who only come to my town during the summer. Every single one of them roamed around as if they owned the place. That’s what I thought - until I met Edward. But is he just a summer fling…or the real thing? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
It was all a joke by grandiloquentCaecity reviews
Alice and Bella were bored so they decided to play a little joke... slight AlicexBella and EdwardxBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Near Perfection by Xmarksthespot reviews
Just because Sasuke was a pretty face in the beginning of the manga didn't mean his face was always blemish free. oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Its the Baby's Fault! by K and Jazz reviews
“Sasuke and Sakura! Your new mission is to protect this baby.” Sasuke is back.Sakura wants nothing to do with him and …wait… Say that again. They’re gonna be ‘parents’!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Bound to love? by Maydrei reviews
When Gaara and Sakura literally get stuck with each other, how will they cope? Having to share Sakura's tiny apartment is sure to cause some problems...but what happens when a deep hunger grows in Gaara, and it isn't food he's after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,117 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Akatsuki no Sakura by Clairesa-chan reviews
Sakura must travel to the past in order to save the Akatsuki. Love triangle. SakuraxDeidaraItachiNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 52,771 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 143 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shattered Hearts by xxIcyAngelxx reviews
After a breakup with her ex, Sakura moved away to America. Years passed and she receives an invitation to a wedding from Ino. She finds out her ex is attending, before she returns back, she hires a hearthrob to pose as her new boyfriend, Sasuke.[SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,451 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Scream by In Darkness Is Light reviews
Scream. Just let it all out. And with those words, she gave him permission to do the one thing he had always needed to. Implied SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Defining His Grunts by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Dictionary definition number 26 for 'Hn': "I love you too." Small moments between the two as they grew up. Luckily, they always had close friends as well as each other. BEING EDITED/REWRITTEN. SORT OF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Affliction by everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Cramped cave by Maydrei reviews
Zuko and Katara get lost in a blizzard, and crawl into a cave to keep warm. Complete. [Are you alright?] [He couldn't quite hear her,he was rather distracted because her hand was settled on the inside of his thigh]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Shopaholic Walks Down the Aisle by Waltz Alone reviews
Shopaholic Sakura is back! And this time, she's armed with a gorgeous diamond ring! So many choices, from Chanel to Vera Wang… But soon her marital bliss is overshadowed by the cons of marriage – and she's not sure if it really is fab being married...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,916 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Not Weak by BlackElement7 reviews
When Sakura's team refuses to help her and calls her weak, what will happen? Especially when somebody shows up and offers to train her. [SakuIta]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,488 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Longest Month Ever by KrAzI JaY reviews
All couples in Konoha are ordered to attend couples therapy, Sex therapy. How will Sasuke and Sakura take the advice that the ‘doctor’ gives them?And how the hell are they going to survive an enitire month of it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,314 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of All Guys in Konoha by thexpariah reviews
Who thought Neji of all guys in Konoha would fall for a girl with pink hair? Lemon. NejiSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Office by brezoflower reviews
It's havoc in the office! Sasuke is completely unable to concentrate, due to a certain woman who just moved into the office next door...Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Gothic Pandachan by tearsofDagmar reviews
Sakura has been dating Gaara for a few months now, but Sasuke doesn’t know and he thinks she is still his. What happens when all the teams and our favorite sand nins go on a beach vacation and Sasuke decides it’s time to put an interest in Sakura? Sakug
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara
Gstrings and other things by tearsofDagmar reviews
G as in guitar, full sum. in sideAn AU fic. Sakura is living a double life, biggest nerd in school by day, and an international rock star by night. What happens when she transfers to a privet Japanese school and one of the boys coughsasukecough gets clo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,616 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
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Roller Coaster reviews
Out of jail, and ready to start a new life, the badass Sakura Haruno moves in with her uncle and his family in the perfect seeming town of Konoha. She's not used to places like this, but it gets better once a shy, blonde artist catches her attention, and she just can't stay away. Can Sakura manage to ride this roller coaster without trouble coming and fucking things up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,706 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Assignments reviews
Me, an ice block asshole, a school project that involves marriage, an assigned child plus low blood sugar equals a x.x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Life As A Teacher reviews
DISCONTINUED. This story will be started over again under a new title, Life Impregnated by an Uchiha. Enjoy. Sorry to the ones who enjoyed this story, if you did, my new story will be just as good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Blooming reviews
Sasuke said,” But we belong together and never to separate.” Naruto said,” Even if we have to run from the law.” Sakura said,” Steal to survive.” Hinata said,” Lie to deceive.” They all finished together,” We wont leave each other.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H.
Enemies reviews
Irritated with all of the fighting, the Hokage sends the Neji and Sakura out of the village, ordering them to not come back until the settled their differences. Rated T for language, violence, etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete